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>be in high school
>teacher ask question about the text we read
>guy answers the question by reading the particular passage to which the question refers to
>"good job, anon"

>> No.11743126

underage and banned

>> No.11743157

>>11743126
its a decade ago

>> No.11743168

>>11743157
nice try

>> No.11743720

>>11743124
High school teacher here.
Most of us teachers are appalled too. We are made to ask stupid questions so that the most stupid idiots do not suffer from discrimination or lack of confidence. We just *have* to make it so that everybody succeeds and as little people as possible leave school. The lastest hype is that at least 80% of high school students should reach graduation in Uni.

>> No.11745062

>>11743720
Fair point. Goal justifies the means

>> No.11746750

the clouds are still inside the flowers

you did not create english

>> No.11746756

>>11743124
dumb frogposter

>> No.11747052
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11747052

>just finish catcher in the rye
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to holden
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses and just moves on

we then spent 5 days just watching the fitzgerald documentary. it’s what I get for not taking honors english desu.

>> No.11747092
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11747092

>>11747052
>just finish proteus
>professor tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to stephen
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher calls me a pseud and moves on

>> No.11747112

>>11747052
>just finish american psycho
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to patrick bateman
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher sends me to the counselor and just moves on

>> No.11747116

>>11747092
>tfw oldfag of the /b/

>> No.11747128

>just finished the metamorphisis
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they related to k
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses and just takes her shoe off and beats me to death

>> No.11747133
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11747133

>just finish Industrial Society and Its Future
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to Ted Kaczynski
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher calls the farm supply store and tells them not to sell me ammonia nitrate and fertilizer

>> No.11747191

>just finished Journey to the End of the Night
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to Bardamu
>I was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>have to go to holocaust memorial as punishment

>> No.11747246
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11747246

>just finished the stranger
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they related to Meursault
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher sends me off to special ed

>> No.11747326

>just finished jacking off in class
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand
>I was the only one with semen on my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses then gets me suspended
I thought AP English was supposed to be fun

>> No.11747335
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11747335

>be in high school
>skip all English classes to play Sengoku Rance
>A average without reading the texts

>> No.11747352
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11747352

>just finished blood meridian
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to the kid
>I was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses and just gathers me against her immense and terrible flesh

>> No.11747376

>>11747352
>>teacher pauses and just gathers me against her immense and terrible flesh
hot

>> No.11747420

>just finished reading Lolita
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they could relate
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses and tells me to see him after class
>I'm blushing

>> No.11747429

>>11747052
>just finish notes from the underground
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to the storyteller
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses and just moves on

>> No.11747431

>>11747352
>just finished Fanged Noumena
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to Nick Land
>I was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see starts deterritorializing
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>> No.11747433

>be in high school
>reading my unpublished novel
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if the relate to berrycone
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>i now have a doorknob growing out the back of my head

>> No.11747445

>just finished Infinite Jest [1]
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to DFW [2]
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>go home and hang [3] myself

[1] Wallace, David Foster. (1996). Infinite Jest: a Novel. Boston: Little, Brown and Company.
[2] DFW; an abbreviation of "David Foster Wallace" i.e. the author of [1].
[3] That particularly sad and banal means of ending one's life.

>> No.11747454

>>11747445
>[3] That particularly sad and banal means of ending one's life.
Fucking kek

>> No.11747461

>>11743720
>We are made to ask stupid questions so that the most stupid idiots do not suffer from discrimination or lack of confidence.

You must be a teacher in the US.

>> No.11747567

>>11747433
meta af

>> No.11747611

>>11747052
> just finish Les Miserables
> teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to Jean Valjean
> I was the only one to raise my hand
> all I see are claps and cries
> teacher shouts Bravo! and holds my hand as I take my last dying breath

>> No.11747614

>>11747128
> related to K
> not Gregor Samsa

I question the authenticity of this post.

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>>11747052
> Just finished A Brief History of Seven Killings
> teacher asks everyone to raise they hands if they relate to rassclot bidnizz or bad batty bidnizz
> I was the only one to raise my hand, stand up and say "rub me battyhole good, nya, one time, remix, JAH"
> all I see are popped glocks and sucked cocks
> teacher stands on the table and says SHABBA

>> No.11747721

>>11747052
>just finish siege
>teacher tells everyone to raise their hand if they relate to james mason
>i was the only one to raise my hand
>all i see are smirks and glares
>teacher pauses and gives me a pipe bomb after class

>> No.11747937

>>11743124
>be in class
>teacher asks us "who wrote great expectations?"
>one guy raises his hand
>"is it roald dahl"

>> No.11747942

>>11747433
Does anyone have the pasta from long ago?