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11736416 No.11736416 [Reply] [Original]

>wagie wagie dont you stop
>just let your patty go flippety flop,
>the grill goes sizzle and your boss comes round,
>giddy up, we're overtime bound

>> No.11736493

the wagie
he won't leave his cage
no
NO
the wagie is at work

>> No.11736498
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11736498

>>11736416
Based Fresco poster

>> No.11736515

I remember back when we had real poetry threads... Someone write a fucking poem about that.

>> No.11736517
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11736517

>oh wagie wagie life just isn't fair
>all that burger flipping's hard to bear
>but wagie wagie don't despair
>burger flipping's better than welfare!

>> No.11737664

>>11736416
bump

>> No.11737674

>>11736515
all the posters who were educated about poetry ended up leaving this place. 2015/2016 were the golden lit years for poetry threads, you recognized the people you should listen to based on the way they wrote. the ship has sailed anon i am sorry

>> No.11738511

>>11737674
Like you would know, faggot. Kill yourself.

>> No.11738533

>>11736493
Wage
Ca
Ge
.

>> No.11738536

>>11737674
there's plenty of talented and educated poets in the critique threads, you're just salty because you're not one of them.

>> No.11738542

>>11738536
>there's plenty of talented and educated poets in the critique threads
there's not and you only say this because you think you're one of them

>> No.11738610
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>>11736416
oh wagie wagie come now, don't be sad
even though work is driving you quite mad,
but don't cry, rest assured you will be fine,
just don't be late for mr shekelstein!

>> No.11738882

>>11736416
He's so sad, that poor wagie, he will,
Ever work for a quarter past nill,
But at least he's no NEET,
On the government's teet,
So he'll work on to pay the NEET's bill.

>> No.11739467
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11739467

There once was a wagie
that yearned to be free
he dreamed in his desk
about his pension and rest
'til the manager came to check up on him

>> No.11739475

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
'Cause I'm walkin' out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjlxSRzJI4Y

>> No.11740121

>>11738542
I think it depends on what you like and expect. I've saved some anons' poetry for myself to read later again.