here's a challenge

[Anonymous No.11732806]

describe the feeling of "needing to pee" in your best prose

[Anonymous No.11732839]

>The Feeling of Needing to Pee, or, a dialogue between a STEM major p-zombie and a human being who has to pee

"Be right back, I have to pee," said Gerald. "What do you mean you have to pee," asked the STEM major p-zombie. "I mean I feel like I have to pee," Gerald replied. "Oh, you mean, there's a pressure build-up in your bladder?" "Well, yes," Gerald said, "but more specifically, I feel like there is one, so I have decided to go pee." "What do you mean you 'feel', you've 'decided'? You mean the pressure of urine built up in your bladder so you have to pee, now." "Yes," Gerald replied again, "that's part of the explanation. But it doesn't account for the fact that pressure build-up in an unconscious bladder doesn't mean anything until it is interpreted by the organism. I am not a hydraulic Rube Goldberg machine. I feel discomfort, so I've decided to go pee." The STEM major scratched his head. "You mean the neurons built up in your pee-feeling-complex until they reached the critical threshold and spilled into the decision-channel?" Gerald pissed himself.


>The Phenomenology of Needing to Pee
"Do you feel that?" asked Jean-Paul. "Feel what?" I said. "That feel.. a kind of feely feel, a feely feel that feels... feely."

[Anonymous No.11732841]

>>11732839
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.11732847]

>>11732839
nice

[Anonymous No.11732862]

Knowing what you want in life can be impossible but it is satisfyingly straight forward when you need to urinate. For a few moments a goal is set and easily completed.

[Anonymous No.11732876]

>>11732806
>best prose
Sorry but that just puts too much pressure on me, might have done it if you just said "prose".

[Anonymous No.11732895]

>>11732839
nice

[Anonymous No.11732897]

>>11732876

Is this a strange joke or are you actually that neurotic? I don't mean to come across as a shithead, just curious.

[Anonymous No.11732915]

>>11732806
Well done anon, well done.

[Anonymous No.11732923]

>>11732806
Ill channel my best george rr marin senpai
Sansa really needed to piss. It felt as though a tidal wave of sticky foul liquid was going to burst through the membrane of her cunt at any moment. Arya was fidgeting underneath her trying to pry stones loose from her worn and frayed shoes. "Are you ok?" Arya asked Sansa looking up at her. Sansa could only squirm in response as her fanny started to leak the rancid liquid into her panties. "You dont seem ok Sansa. Should I fetch a nurse" Arya said beginning to clamber to her feet. Sansa couldnt hold it any longer. Screaming in relief she unleashed a waterfall of piss. Spraying out from under her it spattered Arya's face and trickled down her own legs pooling in her shoes. Arya shrieked and slipped underneath Sansa. The cream coloured liquid, thick and viscous because of a yeast infection Sansa had been suffering, soaked Arya's hair and dribbled into her mouth. It tasted bitter and sour and was unpleasantly warm. Sansa had never felt relief quite like it and collapsed ontop of Arya still pissing directly into her face.

[Anonymous No.11733224]

>>11732897
its obviously a joke alluding to the nature of authors with their constant feeling that their work can always be improved. In short, there is no 'best' in the mind of an author.

[Anonymous No.11733380]

>>11732806
What is this sea that's inside of me?
It's pee
What's like water, but yellow and hotter?
That's pee
When I'm feeling fatter, all around my bladder
I gotta pee
I'm having a real nice day, can't spoil it
When I gotta pee, I do it in the toilet

[Anonymous No.11733389]

>>11732897
both desu

[Anonymous No.11734279]

>>11732806
WHY I
SET MYSELF UP
IN A
RAGING SEA OF FLAMES

[Anonymous No.11734524]

oil rooster tricked me again the black smear of paint and ripped bandage creeped up my leg and shoe

[Anonymous No.11734684]

>>11733380
He said prose