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>yo anon got any plans for tonight?
>huh? what? you're reading? lol what are you a nerd?
>forget that nerd shit bro come hit the club with me and the lads tonight
your response?

>> No.11719415

can I please suck your dick and make out a little idk

>> No.11719416

>>11719412
Im not a homosexual, sorry chad. However if you want to wrestle or box im more than happy, though we would need to oil up first, i can help if you reciprocate.

>> No.11719424

>Sure, give me ten minutes to finish my chapter.

>> No.11719427

can you please fuck my boipussj a little bit

>> No.11719433

>>11719424
How to make yourself look like a cuck even in front of your fellow /lit/izens, eh?

>> No.11719437

my response ''get out of herer jew

>> No.11719438

>>11719433
In today's society, it's a race to the bottom.

>> No.11719444

>>11719438
cuck

>> No.11719451

Thanks Chad, I'm glad that you've got my back.

>> No.11719699

>>11719412
I thought you'd never ask.

>> No.11719751

>>11719412
you're not even white, fuck off

>> No.11719758
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11719758

Alright man. I'm gonna get back to reading so... see you around.

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>>11719751
t.

>> No.11719762

>>11719412
fuck off

>> No.11719914
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11719914

>>11719412
nyaa nyaaaa

>> No.11719929

Why don't you get out of that jabroni outfit

>> No.11719942

>>11719412
I have always thought I'm straight but god I'm actually turned on by this man

>> No.11719958

I would only go there if you guys give me cocaine and alcohol.

>> No.11719965

>>11719412
Sounds good, I've got all day to read. Let's get wrecked and dance up some slags.

>> No.11719972
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11719972

*takes his pants off to reveal his chicken legs*
You need to read this book bro

>> No.11719982

sure

>> No.11719998
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11719998

No actually I'll be going to the gym tonight for some strength training after which I'll be flagellating and humming to myself.
*Farts in his face; BRRRAAAAPPP*
Take that you damned hedonist degenerate. Remember that before you talk to me next time. I eat eggs every morning.

>> No.11720011

>>11719998
>dad.jpeg
What is the meaning if this image?

>> No.11720014

>>11720011
What I can't tell is if it's real. Looks kind of like he's superimposed onto Le Pen

>> No.11720015

>>11719412
Ah dude I dont know. West hollywoods kinda far. Hope y'all have fun.

>> No.11720027

based and redpilled

women would choose a dumb stud over you any day of the week

>> No.11720081

>>11719412
most people enjoy both and you need discipline to do both so i don't get the american stereotypes

>> No.11720091

>>11720027
untrue and neetpilled

>> No.11720145

>>11719412
"Haha yes, i like to read, don't you? Thank you, but no, i don't like clubs actually, but we can do something else other day, can i have your number?"

Easy. I personally don't find manly men attractive

>> No.11720166

>>11720145
>I personally don't find manly men attractive
sure you dont, faggot

>> No.11720180

I'd be worried about the wizards bringing these strawmen into being.

>> No.11720187

>>11719412
No thanks. Sounds like a waste of time, and you look like you're into guys. I'm not.

>> No.11720190

>>11719412
Let me suck your cock first, then I'll think about it.