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>start with the greeks
>turn gay
wtf

>> No.11715326
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>charmides
>we get treated to a first-person perspective of Socrates perving on boys
t-thanks Plato

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After starting with the Greeks I have come to the conclusion that the level of gayness you are corresponds to how alpha you are. The least gay Greeks always got eternally btfo, and gayer states were eternally btfo by mega gay states. Take Spartans for example, we know they were pretty fuckin' gay and also huge pedarasts (I haven't worked this into my theory yet). For years on end Laconia dominated Greece both anally and on the battlefield until an even gayer band of warriors eternally rekt their morale and anuses. Yep, Thebes. Thebes was the most homosexual, gayest, faggoty, flamboyant place down there and they fucking thrashed Sparta's boipucci into a quivering puckered up sloppy mess. As it turns out the pedarast shit was even more rampant in Thebes. But yeah, the bottom line is the gayer you are the more alpha chad youre gonna be so start kissing boys and lifting weights or Themistocles is gonna end your shit

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>>11715326
Read Lysis

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>>11715277
Greeks had a fix for this.

>> No.11716696

Well duh, why do you think we told you to do it, silly? :^)

Now follow me to the gay bath house.

>> No.11716715

>>11715277
>Start with the Greeks
>Read Symposium
>Suddenly become totally unattracted to women because they only partake in the lower form of love.
>Start to become attracted to people who exhibit virtue

th-thanks