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>Desired book super-powers

The ability to reach into bibliographies and pull out the included books.

>> No.11712695

>>11712694
Shelves fit in more books than they should, are automatically arranged as I desire.

>> No.11712699

The ability to place glowing spectral bookmarks

>> No.11712705

Bind books in exotic leathers at a touch

>> No.11712729

After finishing a book, unlock a writer's comments and notes sections

>> No.11712746

>>11712694
Pseudy-senses

Whenever someone is talking to me about a book or author they haven't read my nose glows blue so all the pseuds figure out if they talk to me they'll be found out and I never have to talk to a pseud again.

>> No.11712765

>>11712694
To be able to read a book and actually understand it rather than just repeating other people’s opinions.

>> No.11712793

Can extend mind backwards in time to books in the past. Navigate a strange shadow-realms populated with glowing tomes and temporal winds. Read long extinct books.

>> No.11712824

The ability to manifest in a projection like form whatever I imagine while reading a book.

>> No.11712846

>>11712694
>Getting 1 free book of my choice for every 3 books I purchase from anywhere.
>Knowing if a book is genuinely good or bad just by looking at the cover.

>> No.11712848

>can read and write at octuple speed

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>Heal books by laying on hands

They'd call me the Book Doctor

>> No.11713451

>>11712694
Every book you find has weed and money in it

>> No.11713554

>>11712694
That's a big book

>> No.11713572

>>11712694
Ability to shove an entire 400 page novel up my anal cavity with no chance of a rupture.

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>>11713554

>> No.11714372

myst

>> No.11714487

>>11712694
Fuck off with this reddit shit

>> No.11715187

>>11712694
That can be made in a few hours

>> No.11715196

the ability to stop thinking in linguistic thoughts

>> No.11715214

>>11712793
Based.

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>Can smell rare books

>> No.11715806

>>11712694
each chapter is a nigger. The ones I read by the end of the week are owned by me and must fight on my behalf. The others are wild negroes who try to loot my jungle plantation and ruin my cotton crop for kicks. This will encourage me to keep to a strict reading schedule.

>> No.11715849

the ability to read a book instantaneously in any language

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>>11712765
m-me too

>> No.11716268

>>11712694
Time travel/manipulation

>> No.11716271

>>11712694
be able to turn any book into the bible?