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Do you have a /lit/fu?

>> No.11707896

>>11707892
no, fuck off retard

>> No.11707898
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11707898

>>11707892
I had a /lit/fu.

I'm starting university soon so hopefully I can get a new one.

>> No.11707905

My girlfriend reads more than me and is drop-dead gorgeous and has an amazing body and makes me laugh more than any other human alive
We've been together for three years and I still get butterflies when I think about her

>> No.11707908

Her name was ontologicool, you may have seen her around

:(

>> No.11707927

>>11707905
Enjoy while you can. Might not last for too long.

>> No.11708012
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11708012

>>11707892
Yes, we read GRRM and play WoW together.
I'm trying to get her to read the canon

>> No.11708026

>>11707927
I always know this in the back of my mind, but god damn, we've really hit something special together. We can spend days and days together without needing any time apart because we're just as comfortable around each other as we are on our own. We can just talk and entertain each other for hours
We fully intend to marry each other once we're out of college

>> No.11708059

Can someone unironically explain foot fetishes?

>> No.11708074

>>11707892
why will I never experience sexual intimacy with a girl or know what a naked woman's body pressed to my own feels like?
I mean, I know the physical reason is because I'm ugly, but what is the broader reason for it all.
Je souhaite n'avoir jamais existé.

>> No.11708083
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11708083

I had a girlfriend who liked my poetry and whom I even wrote a poem about. She was beautiful and funny and I enjoyed her company so much I started to entertain thoughts of marrying her.

Then we broke up, and she left me, and almost immediately she got knocked up by some other man. She's in another city now.

>> No.11708086

>>11708074
This is a fact, not good or bad but just a fact, that we would never have made it off the ground as a species if certain people hadn't been effectively barred from the humpin' games

>> No.11708090

>>11707892
DISGUSTING. FUCK YOU, OP.

>> No.11708095

>>11708026
i can smell the bull from here

>> No.11708100

>>11708086
gee, i bet that makes him feel much better

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11708104

>>11708090
I agree, but somehow, the flabby and foot-fetishist female is not the most repugnant part of the picture
it's the fact that she's reading pic related

>> No.11708110

>>11708104
Oh dear.

>> No.11708113

>>11707905
Very "cuckold" type writing style. I bet you own a reddit account.

>> No.11708115

>>11708086
I'm looking for the reason behind that fact because that fact is just an expression of my state of aesthetic misfortune.

>> No.11708116

>>11708095
Hot damn, I knew this bucket had a crab somewhere down there
California rolls tonight, boys

>> No.11708122

>>11708113
I don't, I despise reddit. This is how I talk when I'm happy, and thinking of her makes me happy.
It's also why I never write anything good when I'm in a great mood

>> No.11708132

No, I have a musefu

>> No.11708140

>>11708083
>knocked up after she left you
Unlikely