/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11683115]

>you're at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's smooth space
what do?

[Anonymous No.11683752]

>>11683115
>slaps your girlfriend's smooth space
Def not the best space though. It's mine to slap

[Anonymous No.11684439]

bump

[Anonymous No.11684450]

>>11683115
me and my gf are a haecceity so it means he slapped both of us and i like getting slapped daddy oh Yes

[Anonymous No.11684571]

Slap that nerd's face.

[Anonymous No.11684584]

Why would you shop in a different cat?

[Anonymous No.11684757]

>>11683115
Bring her to the hospital before she loses all her blood

[Anonymous No.11686019]

Throw a fire ball at him ;D

[Anonymous No.11686038]

>You will never be French and have a cat back when it was cool to be French and have a cat.
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.11686048]

>>11686038
It's still cool to be French and have a cat.

[Anonymous No.11686057]

>>11683115
Deterritorialise him and keep the cat

[Anonymous No.11686071]

i grab his hand and shake it vigorously, knowing it will irritate the delicate whorls on his fingertips

knowing that guattari will be approaching from behind to defend his boy, i turn quickly and remind him how shameful it is to allow your child to grow fungus on their head. while guattari pauses to reflect on this, i kick him in the balls and hope that's enough to keep him down

i then turn to my gf, grab her shoulders, look deep into her eyes, and slowly begin deterritorializing into a potato.

as tiny potato eyes begin to sprout from my orifices and i achieve absolute becoming-vegetable, i remind her that we still do not yet know what a body can do but maybe we can get together later. my fingers - can you even call them this? - make a last 'call me' sign before i disintegrate into vile cosmic mass of starchy protuberance in all directions

[Anonymous No.11686283]

>>11683115
Break his nails and mock him for being a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.11687603]

bumping