/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11667140]

>I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
>Spent a million a track, and went over my budget (oh shit...)
>Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get outta debt?
>I can't rap any more, I just murdered the alphabet

[Anonymous No.11667247]

>>11667140
Did he really spend 1mil per track?

[Anonymous No.11667252]

>>11667140
/mu/ is down the hall buddy

[Anonymous No.11667295]

>>11667140
I was bored outta my gourd, so I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford. Guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard, who's one sandwich short of a full picnic basket. One ritalin tablet away from a full medicine cabinet, I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage. And if you ever see a video for this shit, I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit.

[Anonymous No.11667315]

>>11667295
I'm 'bout to make this mic short circuit
This beat is wack as fuck—this shit fits you perfect!
I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you
I'll let a razor slit you, 'til they have to staple-stitch you
And everybody in this fuckin' place'll miss you
If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue

[Anonymous No.11667323]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh summa lumma

[Anonymous No.11667324]

>>11667315
god he’s so good, how did the White Race dom the Niger-Delta hellspawn so thoroughly not Once, not twice, 5-6, TEEEYAN times?

[Anonymous No.11667338]

Aw look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now you're two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch
If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You want to throw me out? that's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this T-V, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuck up!
(You're drunk! you're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a fuck!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave 'ey alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world without you
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world without you
You really fucked me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only eighteen
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's fucked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me
What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me
Kim, Kim!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me
I hate you! I hate you!
I swear to god I hate you
Oh my God I love you
How the fuck could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the fuck could you do this to me?
1/2

[Anonymous No.11667343]

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world without you
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world without you
Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out bitch!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Hallie and leave)
Fuck you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've, hey! where you going? get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! ha! got you!
(Ah!)
Ha! go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
Ah somebody help!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin' to you
You were supposed to love me
Now bleed! bitch bleed!
Bleed! bitch bleed! bleed!
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world without you
2/2

[Anonymous No.11667347]

>>11667252

[Anonymous No.11667350]

>>11667324
>not Once, not twice, 5-6, TEEEYAN times
What the fuck are you on about m8

[Anonymous No.11667365]

So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, side side to side,
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes

'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time,
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside
Don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die

'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

Captain Sparklez:
Creepers, you're mine

Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro

Training in your room under the torch light,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright

Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you

Bring it

'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and go, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show
Them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

[Anonymous No.11667366]

>>11667338
This song seems really over the top until you gain some experience with how roasties like to operate

"Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you
Shut up slut, you're causin' too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?
Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore
Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"

[Anonymous No.11667391]

>>11667365
You know, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it
And it goes a little something like this

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes

Check it out now
I love those fat Americans
You know they're so obnoxious
They're always eating burgers
They're always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans
The way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
Uh huh
'Cause that's the way they role
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya
Ya mon
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend
I'm just joking
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback redneck Australians
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth
Mamma mia
And how could anyone hate the French
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk

I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes

All together now
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
[Repeat 4x]
They hump sheep [repeat 3x]

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys
But seriously, don't hump any sheep

[Anonymous No.11667396]

>>11667350
non-americans please leave

https://youtu.be/EYe8B--jrbs

[Anonymous No.11667414]

>>11667396
Not only am I an American but I'm a basketball fan and I've still never heard of this shit.
But yes I agree. Eurofags and 3rd worlders out

[Anonymous No.11667530]

>>11667338
>>11667343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G28I9G_Dyd4

The SSLP unreleased demo version is better than the MMLP album cut

[Anonymous No.11667559]

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