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It was a great, sunny day in mongoloidea. The dwarves measured their cocks and made funny noises with the beer coming out of their ass. They didnt have anything better to do. The sirens they had married were stolen, taken by the trolls. It wasnt a conquest, bloody and gory. They came at night, when the dwarves had slept and broke into their homes when they slept only to fuck them in the ass and cut their magnificent red haired beards to take them as a war trophy. The sirens were only the sprinkle on the cake. So out protagonist, Aldafnir, he lost his beard and was pissed. The beer was comeing out of his ass because the faggots had, in a rage and out of retardation, filled his anus with beer. He was in a mood to take their heads and feed them to the fucking dragons. No matter how dangerous the ancient birds were, or how ugly and slimy they were. No, it was enough to fart the beer into the face of his bartender. Maybe that is the reason why he now is in jail. THE END

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>>11654916
Bravo.