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>mom found the thesis

>> No.11653565

ok but fuck her opinion

>> No.11653567
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>Mom found the manifesto

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>>11653561
>mom found the antithesis

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>mamá encontró el alijo de la píldora roja

>> No.11653611

Really, though, what are you worried about? So what if some old chick reads your work. Is she gonna get offended and kick you out? Is she gonna stop paying your tuition is the funds out what you’re actually doing in grad school?

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>mom found the def poetry

>> No.11653678

>>11653561
Probably shouldn't have nailed it to the church door

>> No.11653745
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>>11653561

>mom found the manuscript of the new sincerity novella

>> No.11653754
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>mom found the meditation pillow

>> No.11653755
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>>11653571
>mom found the synthesis
Is it over, guys?

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>mom upvoted my /r/communism post

>> No.11653793
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>>11653678

>> No.11653799
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>brother found the cuneiform tablets

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>deacon found the heretical exegesis

>> No.11653881
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>tfw the dogs eat all the plucked chickens

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>accidentally emailed the suicide note draft instead of the essay

>> No.11653918

>>11653755
Synthesis is Fichte not Hegel.

>> No.11653940
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>>11653918
>anon found the pseud meme

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>uncle found the Gnostic nozzle

>> No.11653979
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>mom found the papyrus scrolls

>> No.11653983
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>niece found the postmodern novella

>> No.11653988

>>11653983
What did she think of the shit eating scene?

>> No.11653989

>>11653918
>>11653940
kek

>> No.11653992
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>Anon found the archive

>> No.11654010
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>>11653561
gf found the tweets

>> No.11654024
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>dog found the extensive annotations

>> No.11654033
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>girlfriend found the folder

>> No.11654041

>>11654010
“Who’s this ‘young Lena bitch’, and why are you talking to her so much?”

>> No.11654049

l-lads... Should I delete my YLYL banana folder and burn my diary before someone finds them?

>> No.11654060
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>mom found the Dissertation on Society

>> No.11654078
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>daughter found the comics

>> No.11654079

>>11653988
she did the kenosha kid

>> No.11654091
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>Dad found the first cause

>> No.11654111
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>mom found my eulogy draft for her

>> No.11654124
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>mom found my pretentious post-modern novella

>> No.11654125
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>dad found the thus spoke Zarathustra

He literally asked me why I am reading this loser

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>little sister found the willy

>> No.11654142

>>11654125
He's right because he knows what neitzsche was proposing is an antithesis to what and who you are as an individual.

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>mom found the lolicon and told the therapist about it

>> No.11654181
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>mom found the In Praise of the Stepmother and Sons and Lovers copies

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>Mom found the porn and told me I have great taste with a sly giggle, alienating me once again from another one of my desires like the evil bitch she is

>> No.11654237
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>mom found Finnegans Wake

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>>11654169
>Mom found Lolita.

>> No.11654246

>>11654033
The only one that really scares me

>> No.11654293
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>goblins found the prostate

>> No.11654313

>>11653561
The joke's on you, pal! It's literally impossible to find my thesis.

>> No.11654316

>>11653574
basado

>> No.11654336

>>11653561
>stylometrist found all the posts

>> No.11654351

>>11654169
>>11654240
>tfw mum is a nabokov fan
>tfw she read lolita in her teens

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>>11654336
>janny always sees all the posts and how cringe they are when listed one after another

>> No.11654355

>mom found the thread proving /lit/ is literally /r9k/ pseuds

>> No.11654368
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>mum found the UKIP membership

>> No.11654378
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>>11654351
>tfw she become like the Humbert

>> No.11654381
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>cousin found the abridged version of Ulysses

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>mom found

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>>11653561
>mom found my notes on weininger

>> No.11654428

>>11654378
Nah. Her favorites are The Gift and Speak, Memory.

>> No.11654444
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>mom found the Nora brap letters

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>mom found the milk shop
I don't give a fuck

>> No.11654470

>>11654111
kek'd. Has this been done in fiction? Would be very funny.

>> No.11654477

>>11654449
Kek

>> No.11654503

>tfw you live in Chicago but write MLA

>> No.11654547
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>mom found the sinister contract

>> No.11654633

>>11654547
i'd like to have a sinister contract with those two

>> No.11654673

holy fuck

you should be ashamed of yourself,

of all boards /lit/ should be able to pull of alliteration.

disgusting

>> No.11654695

>mom found the dirty poems

>> No.11654764
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>>11654673
>smert anon fund my thred

>> No.11654785

I found this post

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>tulpa gf found real gf
shieeeeet

>> No.11654852

>>11654111

Best one by far

>> No.11654894

>Cool wine aunt found the dream diary

>> No.11655037

>>11653881
You mean men?

>> No.11655059

>>11655037
it's a chicken eat chicken world out there son

>> No.11655104

>>11654444
check'd

>> No.11655226

>>11654033
no

>> No.11656067
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>>11654804
>his tulpa gf doesn't massage his prostate while he's balls-deep in his real gf, leaving him doubly pleased and his real gf none the wiser
It's the only way I'll ever have anything resembling a threesome, tbdesu.

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>>11653561
>Maman found the novella today
>Or maybe yesterday, I don't know

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>sister found the sissy schema
it didn't have to be this way bros

>> No.11656455

>>11654033
haha god forbid

>> No.11656527
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>>11653561
mom found the annals

>> No.11656548

aunt uncovered the aphorisms

>> No.11656560
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>>11653561
>mom found the Collected Works of Saint Augustine

>> No.11656571

>mum died today

>> No.11656588
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Girlfriend found Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

>> No.11656590
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>sister in law found the logical system

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>mother let the children hear my words

>> No.11656627

>>11654444
These still crack me the fuck up, also checked

>> No.11656695

>>11656616
Based Danzig is based

>> No.11656706
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>>11656695
>mfw he calls Samhain "Sam-hane" in interviews when he clearly pronounces it correctly in his songs
I think he likes to make people think he's serious but he really just likes taking the piss out of stuff

>> No.11656716

>>11656706
Truly a living legend. Who is the Danzig of literature?

>> No.11656729

>>11656716
That's a tough one... it'd be a guy who contributed heavy to a >genre just for kicks before moving on to more profitable ventures because he wanted to work with more talented and hard working people

>> No.11656730

>>11655059
caspere knew this

>> No.11656803

>mom found the jizz jockstrap

>> No.11656807
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>mom found the dissertation based on the play based on the epic poem based on the manifesto based on the scriptures

>> No.11656932

>>11656150
Underrated as Hell

>> No.11657033

>>11654033
i might just kill myself if it happened desu, yet i won't delete the folder.

>> No.11657860

>>11654079
"Never?!"

>> No.11658343

>>11656150
:o)

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>Mom found
>herself

Glad that she enjoys buddhist philosophy

>> No.11658409

His mother chanced upon the child's pathology line. She spat.

>> No.11658640

>>11656150
perfect

>> No.11658754

>>11654398

o i am laffin

>> No.11658813
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>atheists pretend my summa doesn't exist

>> No.11658837
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>mamaa
>just killed a (wo)man
>put an axe toward her head
>threw my weight and now she's dead
>mama, life had just begun
>but now I've gone and thrown it all away

>> No.11658842
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>father found my short stories
>mom didnt do shit

fucker threw them out in the yard

>> No.11658843

>>11654894
kek.

>> No.11658846

>>11653561
It's such a weird age that your thesis becomes so personal you can't even tell your mom

I honestly hope you let people including and especially your mom know what you are working on

Or you are in danger of never able to finish it

>> No.11658852

>>11658846
Wait a second. People on 4chan seriously still live with their mother? What the fuck

>> No.11658859

I think you must let people around you know what you are writing
I am not saying you should force them to read it but if they find out about it you should let them know.
It's an important part of writing.

>> No.11658992

>>11654470
That one episode of Everybody Loves Raymond

>> No.11659158

>>11658852
shoo normgroid

>> No.11659237

>mom found the ego

>> No.11659295
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>son found the photos

>> No.11659299

>>11659295
this one gave me chills

>> No.11659318
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>>11653561
>dad found the drama script

>> No.11659351

>>11656571
>or was it yesterday?

>> No.11659371
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>mom found Finnegans Wake

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>mom finds your JOI folder

>> No.11659419

>>11654033
*Wife
And she wouldn't be surprised, probably not even shocked.
She kinda knew what she was signing up for.

>> No.11659437
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>nero found the letters

>> No.11659462

>>11659437
kek
underrated post

>> No.11659505
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>mom found my copy of The Unabomber Manifesto

>> No.11659508
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>landlord found the piss bottles

>> No.11659524
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>Israel funds ISIS

>> No.11659555

>>11653667
>humanpepe

>> No.11659560
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>landlord found the essay

>> No.11659566

>>11659505
This exact thing happened to me.

>> No.11659763

>>11659566
did u get grounded?

>> No.11659774
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>Bog found the back up wallet

>> No.11659865
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>social media analyst found my manifesto based on The Society of the Spectacle

>> No.11659897

>dad found the jerkoff mitt

>> No.11659921

>>11654033
what folder are you guys talking about

>> No.11659935

No one knows what a raging porn addict I am

>> No.11660083

>>11659763
No, she read it and now she says the whole family has to be anarcho-primitivists. I have to sneak away from the house while she's asleep to post on 4chan.

>> No.11660093

>>11660083
so you did get grounded
shiet

>> No.11660111

>third cousin found the passport

>> No.11660121
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>grandpa found the memoirs

>> No.11660132

>crazy lady in the attic found the wallpaper roll

>> No.11660133

>neighbor found the cookbook

>> No.11660164
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>>11660121
>grandson published the memoirs

>> No.11660167

>putin found the emails

>> No.11660181

>daughter found the unfinished Büchner biography
What now, lit?

>> No.11660221
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>protagonist found the prophecy

>> No.11660232

>>11658837
Kek

>> No.11660262
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>uncle decoded the palimpsest

>> No.11660268

>haruspex found the intestines

>> No.11660279

>>11659555
at first I only had a pepe folder and when I started saving wojacks I couldn't be bothered making a new folder so I just called them human pepes

>> No.11660288

>>11653561
dad drank my absinthe and solved the voynich manuscript

>> No.11660393
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>poz boy used my neghole

>> No.11660396
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>mom found herself

>> No.11660414
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>It's gone now

>> No.11660427

>>11660279
his name is wojak

>> No.11660444

>>11659921
THAT one

>> No.11660516

>>11656150
Absolutely amazing

>> No.11660556

>>11653755
No, run it again until we're Absolutely Knowledgeable about such things.

>> No.11660619
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>tech startup coworkers found the neoreactionary manifesto

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>>11654033
>leave house
>get to work
>suddenly feel uneasy
>get the crippling feeling of not having logged out of my session
>get the horrible feeling i forgot to unmount the folder from truecrypt
>feel extremely anxious all day fearing my girlfriend will find the folder and browse it
>race home like a mad man after work to arrive before her
>trying to find an excuse or explanation for the existence of the folder, yet i know very well that some parts of the folder are absolutely unexplainable
>she's already there
>she's on my pc
>shaking, sweating
>she's on her session
>turns out i had logged off and dismounted truecrypt

this happens like once a month

>> No.11660661

>>11654033
Happened to me

>> No.11660697

>>11660619
it's altright, moldbug, nick loves you still

>> No.11660745

>>11660661
poor man

>> No.11660753

>>11653561
>honestly, honey, when are you going to get over your absurdist tendencies and get a girlfriend?

>> No.11660782

>>11660661
F

>> No.11660797

>>11660782
>>11660745
>>11660661
>>11660642
is this some secret pedo code? reported to the FBI unironically

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>gf found the loli onahole

>> No.11660864

>>11657033
What folder?

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>>11654033
>spend ages meticulously arranging and hiding the folders so nobody can ever find them
>finally finish
>friend of our drops by for a party of pes
>occupy my laptop while waiting his turn
>right click + paste for no reason
>gigabytes start pouring on the desktop

>> No.11660877

>>11656150
Ah, magnifique

>> No.11660882
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>>11654033
>be in uni lecture with laptop
>open foot worship JOI video by accident

>> No.11660885

>>11659524
Ha!

>> No.11660892

>>11660864
They're pedos. See the little girl picture, this is how they 'subtly' find each other in the crowd. Didn't suspect there were so many on /lit/

>> No.11660904
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11660904

>pastor comes for tea
>accidentally cast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhkjsT7lfk to television

>> No.11660957

>>11660892
:/ Cringed

>> No.11660967

>>11660957
I legitimately reported you scumbags. Get your asshole ready for Tyrone, your faggot encrypting won't save you

>> No.11660986
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>trainer found my Dunkin Donuts receipts

>> No.11661005

>>11660967
Lol i was the one asking, idiot

>> No.11661089
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>mom found the folder
legit this is my biggest nightmare though

>> No.11661124

>>11661089
can you post them? I want to have it ironically

>> No.11661164

>>11661089
Hahaha

>> No.11661173

>>11661089
>14,363 files
Haha wtf…

>> No.11661179

>>11661089
bud me in le sgreengab :DDDDDD

>> No.11661183

>>11661089
Steve, this is Mom. I need you to come up for a bit.

>> No.11661191

Mom lost the game

>> No.11661195
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>>11661089
>created today

>> No.11661199

>>11661089
do snail girls have vaginas or do they stab and impregnate you?

>> No.11661200

>>11661089
The one of the brunette with the green shell in the tasteful contemporary bathroom is fantastic

>> No.11661202

>>11661195
knew someone was gonna say something about that. i had to move them into a new folder because of a full hard drive

>> No.11661213
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>>11661200

>> No.11661223

>>11661089
wow dude

>> No.11661232
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11661232

>MOM FOUND THE MANGA

>> No.11661237

>>11661213
A E S T H E T I C
E
S
T
H
E
T
I
C

>> No.11661379

What’s your manifesto about?

>> No.11661446

>>11661379
snail girls

>> No.11661510
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>>11658813
My summa-lumma-dooma-lumma you assumin’ I’m a human

>> No.11661534
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11661534

>Felix found the bong

>> No.11661601

>professor found the cum footnote

>> No.11661812
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>>11654033
>in high school
>would share funny webms with my friends a lot
>one of them suggested I just give them all the webms on a flash drive
>I comply, 3 of them have my entire archive of webms.
>one friend goes over the folder on his laptop
>"Haha Anon what the fuck is this?"
>"Holy shit I THOUGHT you were a creep before but now I KNOW."
>oh God no

**>I accidentally left in a video that I forgot to move to The Folder**

>> No.11662532

>>11660642
this happens to me except it's that I get the feeling that I forgot to flush after exploding the usual morning coffee diarrhea out my ass, even though I never forget.

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>>11653561
>mom found out about second mom

>> No.11662702

>>11658813

I paged through it the other day and I'm now more confident than ever that you're full of shit. My heart is fully hardened, and it feels great.

>> No.11662722

>>11661812
i had a netbook that i would fap with sometimes back in the day and i had a left a flash drive in it with some lucy thai bbc gangbang videos and then one really fucked up bbc bukake flick i got somewhere, then one day i got pissed off at something and smashed it like a spaz...never found the mini-sdcard, like the lucy thai ones aren't that bad, like they are theoretically straight, even though of course everyone who watches bbs porn imagines they are the chick, but its nominally straight, but that bbc bukake, i even thought it was kinda too gross, but i downloaded it based on like two screenshots and once i wen through the trouble was like might as well fap to it, man i hope no one finds it, i moved out of that building tho so if anyone found it by now its probably some mexican dude who repainted the apartment or something

>> No.11662828
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11662828

>>11653561
>Landlord found the 15,000 page sci-fi drama lolicon selfinsert with full illustrations

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11663036

>>11653561
>mom found the black diary

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>>11653561
>mom found my poetry

>> No.11663092

>boss found The Communist Manifesto

>> No.11663402
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>mom couldn't find the Folder because I delated it months ago

>> No.11663442

>>11654010
wtf is this normie shit

>> No.11663451
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11663451

>classmate found the stash of empty liquor bottles

>> No.11663453

>anon found dead after reading this post and not replying to it

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11663456

>>11661089

>> No.11663459
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11663459

>sister found anime reactions folder

>> No.11663460

>>11663451
>residential assistant looked into recycle bin after I dumped the weekly load
>proceeded to find the 2 cases of rum and 4 boxes of underneath bed, didnt find the scotch and single pot still whiskey hidden above the ceiling tiles

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11663461

>grandfather found the revelation

>> No.11663467

>>11653567
>>11654033
>>11654010
>>11654124
>>11659505
>>11659508
>>11660986
>>11663451
these have all happened to me
Is it time to kill myself?

>> No.11663488
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11663488

>priests found the heresy

>> No.11663506

>>11661191
Fucker

>> No.11663632

>>11656150
Jaloux de ne pas y avoir pensé avant toi

>> No.11663645

>>11663632
>Jealous of not not here to have having been thought before you

kill yourself take your disgusting language with you to the grave

>> No.11663655

>>11661005
"Lol i"

>> No.11663726

>current gf found the sextape with the ex

>> No.11663912

>>11663726
Did it inspire her to make a “current gf tape”?

>> No.11663922

>>11663912
Nah she just cried even though i deleted it after

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>>11659505
>dad walks in and looks at my desk
>sees technological slavery
>"[gen x giggle] why are you reading about that guy who blew up people"
>"oh uh I thought it was intreting".
>"anyway sport grandma wants us to go to the Italian place tomorrow for her birthday"
>leaves and goes back to watching baseball

>> No.11664054

>>11663453
>anon found not dead after reading this post and replying to it

>> No.11664063

>>11663922
:(

>> No.11664087

>>11653781
stay there

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>moldbug found the exit

>> No.11664131

>>11653678
Guys just want 95 things and they're all disgusting.

>> No.11664313

>>11658846 I'm like that now, I'm afraid to share my stuff with anyone. Is it really that bad not to?

>> No.11664327

>>11663645
Non :+)