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>gave my dad Stoner to read for Christmas 2017
>he still hasn't read it

what's his fucking problem?

>> No.11628397

He's going to find out you are a soiboy. You were supposed to keep that private.

>> No.11628811

he's probably a 4chan addict. the gratification is faster and in the end he still gets to read the musings of abject failures at life.

>> No.11628877

He's not a pseud

>> No.11628893

his son

>> No.11628900

How big is your dads cock? Is it suckable?

>> No.11628901

>>11628390
dont give people books as presents, they never read them

>> No.11628902

>gave my dad game of thrones spin-off book for his birthday
>he read it in less than a week

>> No.11628917

>>11628390
Did he have a happy life?

>> No.11628921

>>11628390
>we need Ben Lerner for this photo shoot
>No can do boss, he's fucking undergrads
>I know just the guy...

>> No.11628925

>>11628917
Imagine having raised a kid like OP and think about whether you would consider your life "Happy"?

the answer is no

>> No.11628934

>>11628901
this 1000x

>> No.11628948

any news on the film? who's tommy lee jones and that guy on the left on the OP playing?

>> No.11628952

>>11628917
i honestly doubt it he's 60 and wage cucking still

>> No.11628955

>>11628948
tommy is probably sloane or maybe he plays old Stoner and Casey is middle age stoner idk

>> No.11628987

Casey Affleck is /ourguy/

>> No.11629006

>>11628390
he doesn't want to read books about rapists.

>> No.11629012

>>11628390
you fucked up buying someone a book for xmas. same thing happened to me a few years ago. never bought a book again as a present

>> No.11629025

>>11628948
Guy on the left is playing Stoner himself.

>> No.11629029

>>11628987
yeah but he's a shite actor.

>> No.11629039

>>11629029
He's good at his style of acting.

>> No.11629040

>>11629039
which is

>> No.11629046

>>11628390
how can they possibly make a movie about this?

>> No.11629633
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11629633

>>11628390
I prefer Colbert

>> No.11629639

>>11629040
Sad cunt

>> No.11629643

>>11629040
He's the only quality mumblecore guy. Did you even watch Manchester?

>> No.11629649

>>11629040
chewing scenery and trying to bring an element of "extremely dispassionate blandness" to every role.

>> No.11629665

>>11628390
He doesn't want to read this pussy muh feelings soi book and turn into a faggot like his son.

>> No.11629681

>>11628948
Probably playing Sloane
Guy on left is Stoner
>>11628955
I don't think Stoner gets that old, Tommy is like 80. Probably some make up will be fine for Casey

>> No.11629684

>>11629029
>Hasn't seen Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
I pity you

>> No.11629719

>>11629684
Ive seen it and I'll admit it he did a mediocre job as an autistic sniveling coward. His performance was the weakest part of an otherwise good movie. He should never be a main character he just doesn't have the chops. Have you seen him in out of the furnace? it's cringe worthy