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why was Socrates such a cock

>> No.11626621

he was super smart and made entitled buffons cry

>> No.11626623
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11626623

You tell 'em, Clint!

>> No.11626627

>>11626611
He always punched above his weight. Sophist redditors needed to be BTFO

>> No.11626793

>>11626611
As the saying goes, you are what you eat

>> No.11626940

>>11626793
You should stop eating shit, then.

>> No.11627090
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>>11626611

He was literally the original conservative bootlicker that is today embodied by the hyper-nationalist alt-right MAGAtards.

>gets sentenced to death for crimes he didn't commit
>is offered to escape by his bros
>"DURRRRRRRRRRRR SORRY GUYS THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL"
>*dies*

name a more cucked historical figure

>> No.11627102

>>11627090
>implying Socrates didn't want to die

>> No.11627110

>>11627090
AM I BEING DETAINED

>> No.11627116
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11627116

Why didn't he just fuck Alcibiades???
I dont get, Socrates was ugly af and had prime cock being offered to him but he was a fucking asshole about it
Alcibiades could've been saved bros :(

>> No.11627119

>>11627090
>historical figure
Anon...

>> No.11627132

>>11626623
He has a gun! Shoot him!

>> No.11627216

>>11627102
Largely this. He proves a point to his students, and the soul is immortal anyways so what does anything else really matter?

>>11627116
Imagine how jealous Plato must have been of all the attention Socrates gave Alcibiades!

>> No.11627223

>>11626611
imagine thinking Socrates was a real person

>> No.11627250
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11627250

>>11627223

As real as you are.

>> No.11627331

>>11627223
We have literary, historical, and archaeological evidence of his existence.

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>>11626611

>Anon, I have a couple of questions. You, praised in all of Athens for your youthful vigour, shall have no trouble answering me. So speak up, and tell me: are traps gay?

>> No.11627358

>>11626611
Have some respect bro, he was on a divine wisdom to highlight the superficiality of Human wisdom.

If you need somebody to blame, then the Oracle of Delphi ought to be the one; not poor socrates.

>> No.11627365

>>11627250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhfFBbVtFg

>> No.11627399

>>11627365
>socratíís
stopped listening there