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Describe this drink in a way that makes me want to drink it /lit/

>> No.11610445

The Doctor is the best one.

>> No.11610449

The monster marketing team is really taking full advantage of 4chan

>> No.11610458

its based

>> No.11610477

trying it one time can't hurt

>> No.11610479

Based and redpilled

>> No.11610495

>>11610435
flavor is like kidney stones - fleeting yet unforgettable

>> No.11610504

don't drink this- extremely bad for you even if you're into it on a short term basis. drink coffee or better yet buy caffeine pills.

>> No.11610521

>>11610504
>or better yet buy caffeine pills.

Holy bugman

>> No.11610540

>>11610435
Your boom is showing

>> No.11610582

>>11610435
Never drank one of those.

>> No.11610590

This is an advertising campaign. Fuck off shills

>> No.11610609

>>11610449
>>11610590
Do you really think Channers have bought Monster in an effort to become boomers?

>> No.11610615
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>>11610435

That. First. Sip!

>> No.11610616

Kill yourself back to /pol/ with the official drink of elderly men who wear crocs.

>> No.11610628

well its a monster, energy drink.
ITZ X-TREEEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!!!


reccemendod you drink it while listening to a band called five finger death punch for max results!

>> No.11610643

>>11610616
Are Birkenstocks ok?

>> No.11610717

>>11610609
I know I have

>> No.11610725

>>11610609
I thought about it tbqh

>> No.11610908

>>11610725
Same here

>> No.11610921

>>11610609
Do boomers even drink monster though? I imagine the ones that do would already be dead thanks to heart failure

>> No.11610935

>>11610435
It contains bull's semen

>> No.11610986

>>11610435
>*sips* Ah! Let me tell you kids about the virtues of hard work, having a can do attitude, saving money, self-reliance, and responsibility

>> No.11610993

>>11610449
actually it's the redbull advertising team trying to stigmatize Monster and make it associated with old losers.

>> No.11610995

>>11610435
>T marketing guy crowdsourcing storytelling

>> No.11611007

>>11610435
>actually falling for the monster meme
You know it's a meme for a reason, right anon?

>> No.11611020

>wake up
>crack one open
>ahhhhh
>that first cig
>ahhhhh
>that first fap
>ahhhhh

Living the hedonist life lads.

>> No.11611022

>>11610435
true boomers drink redbull

>> No.11611030

>>11610435
I already take amphetamine, why would i need to add an inferior stimulant?