/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11603371]

Is Macron an accelerationist?

[Anonymous No.11603876]

>>11603371
No he's intelligent and doesn't fall for posturing meme ideologies. A true Napoleonist seeking only what is great

[Anonymous No.11603883]

>>11603876
>A true Napoleonist seeking only what is great

niggers?

[Anonymous No.11603984]

>>11603883
Niggers are a tool for the Republic. Let the blacks play footyball so the white man may focus on higher pursuits

[Anonymous No.11604033]

literally macron

[Anonymous No.11604077]

>>11603876
i also like macron
dont know why

[Anonymous No.11604202]

>gets elected to keep out fascists
>sends his personal security to brutalize protestors
>blames africans for having too many kids
>wants mandatory military service
Absolutely Jupiterian

[Anonymous No.11604207]

>>11603876
are you fucking braindead? nigger is bought
he was bought and paid for

>>11604077
its because you're retarded and don't actually know fuck all about anything

[Anonymous No.11604211]

>>11604202
>>sends his personal security to brutalize protestors
>>blames africans for having too many kids
>>wants mandatory military service
Is that all true? Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.11604243]

>>11604207
t. too dumb for extreme centrism

[Anonymous No.11604271]

>>11604202
based illuminati rothschild banker

probably the only leader in the world currently active who has read hegel and such, with the exception of maybe xi jinping

[Anonymous No.11604275]

>>11604271
b-but I want to have 7 or 8 kids

[Anonymous No.11604280]

>>11603371
Why would you think that? He seems like a fairly typical social democrat.

[Anonymous No.11604284]

>>11604271
>with the exception of maybe xi jinping
How /lit/ is Xi?

[Anonymous No.11604288]

>>11604284
He looks like he can't turn down a favour on his daughter's wedding day

[Anonymous No.11604364]

>>11604284
is this guy legit smart and not merely a CCP puppet?

[Anonymous No.11604372]

>>11603371
No, he's just a kike puppet BLACKing his population.

[Anonymous No.11604377]

>>11603371
he's literally a Roman god

[Anonymous No.11604404]

ALL HAIL MACRON THE BASED, AVATAR OF JUPITER, SON OF SATURN, FATHER OF MARS

[Anonymous No.11604417]

we need a joke about his old wife and accelerationism

[Anonymous No.11604476]

>>11604211
Don't recall the quote about niggers, but that does sound like him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benalla_affair

[Anonymous No.11604481]

First as tragedy, than as a farce

[Anonymous No.11604485]

Macron is the anagram for M. Coran

[Anonymous No.11604487]

>>11603371
he's a puppet whose only goal is advancing the interests of (((international finance)))
and he's a legitimate faggot

[Anonymous No.11604545]

>>11604487
why a puppet ? his decisions are his own. his ideas are his own. he's just a typical liberal, moneyloving, evil idiot.

[Anonymous No.11604554]

>>11604545
what is european union

[Anonymous No.11604599]

>>11604284
he's /tv/

[Anonymous No.11604695]

>>11603371
Underrated pic

[Anonymous No.11604707]

>>11604545
fool he literally got installed as finance minister in the last government by rotschilds, used to work at one of their banks before that. Following this he astroturfs an entire party(without ideology) from scratch and obtains an absolute majority. Seems legit.

I still like him though.

[Anonymous No.11604738]

>>11604707
He got elected because Brexit and Trump had just happened and the French were shitting themselves that they were heading for the same thing. The old ruling Socialist party had proven to be an absolute joke and so when a motivated, vaguely-liberal young politician came along on the platform of "not being a racist", the election was basically handed to him.

[Anonymous No.11604750]

>>11604364
He's president for life now; nobody is sure exactly of Chinese politics work except the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.11604761]

>>11604750
>nobody is sure exactly of Chinese politics work except the Chinese.
Anon, not even the mainland chinese knows what's happening down there.

[Anonymous No.11604776]

>>11604707
>by rotschilds

hello, illiterate brainlet. do you want to discuss Notes from Underground or something ?

[Anonymous No.11604792]

>>11604776
he literally worked for Rothschild & Cie Banque

[Anonymous No.11604794]

>>11604776
wtf do you even mean

he was not installed as finance minister to do his own bidding retard, but that what his former employers wanted. If he believes the same as those above him is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.11604801]

>>11604776

[Anonymous No.11604807]

>>11604776
ANSWER YOU FUCKING BITCH

[Anonymous No.11604827]

>>11604776
please respond

[Anonymous No.11604838]

>>11604280
No if anything he is responsible for the French socdem party’s decline

[Anonymous No.11604851]

>>11604776
plz respond

[Anonymous No.11605053]

>>11604792
So he worked for a major bank? Good for him

[Anonymous No.11605116]

>>11604792
Son of Bogdanov

[Anonymous No.11605734]

>>11605053
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.11605756]

>>11605734
>I want my politicians to be dummys who can't into economics

[Anonymous No.11606284]

Yeah he's accelerating towards sucking dicks.

[Anonymous No.11606290]

Rothschild memes aside he is a legitimate EUphile and hasn't shown otherwise. Can't see why 4chan obsesses over this guy when he literally is the status quo.

[Anonymous No.11606316]

>>11606290
How is pushing the (((EU))) as hard as he does being the status quo ?

[Anonymous No.11606331]

>>11606290
>Can't see why 4chan obsesses over this guy when he literally is the status quo.

Because we're not all fucking children harping for change for change sake. I'd consider one of the alternative parties in Europe if they haven't been proven to be run by idiots

[Anonymous No.11606353]

>>11606316
What the fuck did I just read. The vast majority of politicians and the institutions in western Europe are all pro-EU. Hell, even the majority of politicians in Britain right now are pro-EU, which makes it funnier to see them try and leave.

[Anonymous No.11606356]

>>11606316
Because it's the standard neoliberalism that's been happening for decades and people only decided to hate it because they let Arabs in

[Anonymous No.11606358]

>>11606353
Yeah because they're all imagineless complacent cretins

[Anonymous No.11606363]

>>11606331
>giving up your sovereignty and control over your legal system for some extra shekels, all while being invaded by foreigners is a good thing
absolute state of /lit/

[Anonymous No.11606364]

>>11603876
>>11604077
>>11604202
>Macron is based but I can't list a single non-meme accomplishment of his

It's been well over a year since he got power, and his party won a majority in the National Assembly. Literally what has he done that's affected the French?

[Anonymous No.11606375]

>>11606364
He literally won the world cup

[Anonymous No.11606382]

>>11606363
Yeah lets vote for our local Trump meme so he can shift the entire tax base onto the middle class, completely throw environmental and financial regulation out the window and not actually structurally empower heartland people whatsoever

[Anonymous No.11606384]

>>11606364
hes fucking up unions and liberalising french economy whatever you make of that. exactly what neolibs wanted

[Anonymous No.11606389]

>>11606316
He's not pushing the EU, he's trying to reform it but only to make it stronger and have France play a greater role (akin to Germany). Can't believe so many people think he's fighting the establishment/status quo. Most French are smart enough to see this and that's why his approval rating has plummeted.

[Anonymous No.11606395]

>>11606382
>if you don't support the EU you support retarded populist politicians who hardly achieve anything

[Anonymous No.11606401]

Imagine actually shilling for the EU on 4chan of all places. Are you all from Brussels or something? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.11606402]

>>11606389
He is LITERALLY the neoliberal version of Napoleon and insanely based

[Anonymous No.11606408]

>>11606395
I'd love for it not to be the case but thats pretty much the only options we have on the table
Would love to see more politicians like the Moggman but its clearly not an option at the moment

[Anonymous No.11606414]

>>11606402
>Napoleon
>one of the greatest military minds of all time, saved the revolution, defended France from the coalition aggressors, created the Napoleonic code, led France to it's greatest glory in history
>will be remembered for eternity

>macron
>manlet with a grandma for a wife
>will be forgotten in 20 years

[Anonymous No.11606417]

>>11606414
>pulling the manlet card on Macron when comparing him to Napoleon

[Anonymous No.11606423]

>>11606414
Macron will do that, except neoliberal style

[Anonymous No.11606425]

>>11606408
Mogg is a literal meme. I can agree with him on the EU but for me it stops there. He's practically a libertarian and not a conservative at all. But then again there aren't any conservatives in the Tory party anyways.

[Anonymous No.11606431]

>>11606425
He's no to abortion and gay marriage. Thats a good enough start for me

[Anonymous No.11606432]

>>11606417
Napoleon was actually average height for his time. Meanwhile Macron is a literal manlet by today's standards.

[Anonymous No.11606433]

>>11606402
He is a mildly competent defender of the status quo and nothing more. He's better than Hollande (not saying much) but comparing him to Napoleon is insulting. His legacy won't be a tiny fraction of Napoleon's.

[Anonymous No.11606440]

>>11606417
The "Napoleon manlet" was literally Anglo propaganda. Just look it up.

[Anonymous No.11606450]

>>11606431
eh iirc he's no to those things but he wouldn't significantly alter the law to those things. It's not like he could really anyways.

[Anonymous No.11606451]

>>11606425
he still believes in catholic dogma so a conservative on some issues. Still the tories will never again be led by a truly conservative mam youre right about that

Britain is finished simple as

[Anonymous No.11606463]

>>11606432
>>11606440
>muh average height at the time!!

Nope doesn't count. Even if he was above average for commoners he was still short for anyone that mattered back then

[Anonymous No.11606464]

>>11604545
He's an earnest neoliberal, an ideology that necessitates the state must act to oil the national economy in the interest of the global market

[Anonymous No.11606492]

>>11606463
>>11606440
You shouldnt even compare him to the average height of the french. Napoleon was quite tall for an italian

[Anonymous No.11606505]

>>11606389
Pushing as in applying.

He's not reforming shit, he's just applying by the letter the agenday (((they))) put him in power for, all the while trying soooo hard it's almost cute to look like Obama.

He's a less inept -in a worrying sense- version of Trudeau

[Anonymous No.11606514]

>>11606492
Corsega is french.

[Anonymous No.11606519]

>>11606514
no it's not.

t. mainland french

[Anonymous No.11606530]

>>11606514
>>11606519
Doenst matter

>napoleon di buanaparte

family is of tuscan origin, if thats not italian i dont know.

Fact is this man had zero (0) frog genes in his body

so quite tall for a tuscan (italian)

[Anonymous No.11606558]

>>11606530
They're all basically the same thing anyway. Bread eating oily continentals

[Anonymous No.11606573]

>>11606558
fuck off you arrogant brit. no need to worry about those on the continent. Worry instead that none of your nieces or family gets groomed by pakis.

[Anonymous No.11606579]

>>11606573
>arrogant brit

you'd think a /lit/fag would know how to avoid a pleonasm.

[Anonymous No.11606583]

>>11606579
>pleonasm

Added to head-dictionary

[Anonymous No.11606592]

>>11606573
getting a bit riled up are we pierre? don't forget to take care of your african bull today

[Anonymous No.11606612]

>>11606579
true lmao

>>11606592
im flemish retard so i bear no great amount of love for the french. Really the arrogant bit that so much britoids put up is just sad really pretending to still be superiour while your country went from empire where the sun never sets to barely holding on to sc*tland and norniron

Humility is a virtue you know, shame your excuse for a church didnt educate you on that

[Anonymous No.11606613]

>>11606592
more accurate pic

[Anonymous No.11606617]

>>11606613
You mean this one

[Anonymous No.11606624]

>>11606612
>>11606613
>>11606617
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.11606628]

>>11606624
Ignore them, they're just doing what Euros have always done. OBSESSING rent free for all eternity

[Anonymous No.11606642]

>>11606384
>fucking up unions
Oh, cool. So the French get to be like the Americans and work 50 hours a week and still barely afford housing. This Macron guy sounds based.

[Anonymous No.11606649]

>>11606642
Yeah so they also don't end up in 15% unemployment again since you have to pay a billion dollars to get someone to sweep a hall

[Anonymous No.11606650]

>>11606624
>my country isn't collapsing, it's just continentals are jealous

[Anonymous No.11606651]

>>11606624
Just have the honour to respond to this post and not take the easy road of another snarky "lmao" got em shit britoid response


>>11606642
Yeah france is certainly fucked though. White boomer hate working so strike constantly. blacks and arabs simply dont work and debt is piling up. Future for france will not be easy

crash is coming in, who can say what will follow it

[Anonymous No.11606652]

>>11606649
lmao dumb american rationalizing again how he is a lowly paid serf for jewish upper clas because of freedom

[Anonymous No.11606653]

>>11606650
>Muh Scotland
>Muh Pound
>Muh upheaval
>Muh economy

Face it. All your predictions came out to shit.
Britain is doing fine and in 10 years its going to be the new Norway. Sorry, not sorry

[Anonymous No.11606656]

>>11606649
>unions are bad
Unless you're a literal billionaire you have no right to say this.

[Anonymous No.11606657]

>>11606652
>no house, no car, no guns, no dignity, no income
>b-but at least we don't voluntarily work as hard as Americans

lol ok

[Anonymous No.11606660]

>>11606653
>Britain is doing fine

I think you meant the Islamic Caliphate of the British Isles

>Muh Scotland

It'll be fun when scots stop swallowing BBC propaganda and run away with the oil wells.

[Anonymous No.11606661]

>>11606656
I don't dislike Unions in theory but its clear the anti-work culture in France is leading to the nation lagging far behind economically and culturally. This is not French tradition, its 20th century bulldogging that needs to be cut in check

[Anonymous No.11606663]

>>11606656
have you ever worked in a unionized environment?

[Anonymous No.11606668]

>>11606656
not him but

todays union are retarded though if they had any foresight they would have battled furiously against globalism, now they have become powerless anyway


>>11606657
this blind faith in your "nations" principles is retarded brah

only thing that you list that is true is >no guns

how long do you think the 2nd amendment will last when texas turn blue because of mexicans brother :^) Current predictions are 2022 midterms :^)

[Anonymous No.11606678]

>>11606661
>anti-work culture
I need to move to France.

[Anonymous No.11606680]

>>11606678
Try Africa instead you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.11606695]

>>11606680
Lol?

[Anonymous No.11606720]

>>11606680
back to pol or thedonald

[Anonymous No.11607112]

>>11606530
Napoleon himself was insulted when someone told him he wasn't French once.

[Anonymous No.11607128]

>>11607112
Napoleon was a professional shitposter who would take on emotions as he saw fit

[Anonymous No.11607199]

Ok /lit/, you're smart

by "Jupiterian presidency" was Macron referring to the late Roman emperors' shedding of the "first among equals" facade? Is he distancing himself from the common man, more so than is normal for a french president?

[Anonymous No.11607208]

>>11607199
Yeah, thought that was pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.11607232]

>>11604271
>has read Hegel

No wonder he's a moron who can't produce a single semi-coherent statement or semi-original idea!

[Anonymous No.11607233]

>>11607128
I take as him being genuinely insulted.

[Anonymous No.11607238]

>>11603371
Dunno but I'm a brakist -I don't really want to buy anything, all worthwhile work appears to have been done, I just want to live with a scintilla of style and uselessness, having lucked into being born in a rich place.

[Anonymous No.11607242]

>>11607238
Based and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11607493]

>>11604288
HIGHLY UNDERRATED

[Anonymous No.11607540]

>>11606642
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.11608044]

>>11607128
>>11607233
He said himself he was born a Corsican but died a Frenchman.

[Anonymous No.11608263]

>>11604364
I have spent some time doing China Studies research in my political science degree. Xi seems very intelligent, very well read and very much in control of what is going on in China.

[Anonymous No.11608320]

>>11607199
>>11607208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3kKRhDx_Kc

Please tell me how this is "Jupiterian."

[Anonymous No.11608605]

>>11604707
>implying the rothschild are in control of Macron

[Anonymous No.11608617]

>>11606656
fuck you commie unions killed my dog

[Anonymous No.11608625]

>>11608320

fucking based. piece of shit commoners have no respect for legitimate authority and power. fuck commoners, monarchy now

[Anonymous No.11609494]

>>11608320
>demanding respect for the hierarchy
>not jupiterian

[Anonymous No.11609497]

>>11608320
>talking down to a kid
>Jupiterian
Looks like someone with too much ego

[Anonymous No.11609499]

>>11606668
>they would have battled furiously against globalism
They did? Who did you think dragged Europe into globalism?

[Anonymous No.11609501]

>>11604284
Xi is /ourguy/.

>When he was interviewed in Sochi during the 2014 Winter Olympics, he provided a laundry list of Russian authors he admired: “Krylov, Pushkin, Gogol, Lermontov, Turgenev, Dostoevsky, Nekrasov, Chernyshevsky, Tolstoy, Chekhov, [and] Sholokhov.” In France a month later, Xi had a similar list handy of French figures: Montesquieu, Voltaire, Rousseau, Diderot, Saint-Simon, Fourier, Sartre, Montaigne, La Fontaine, Molière, Stendhal, Balzac, Hugo, Alexandre Dumas, George Sand, Flaubert, Alexandre Dumas fils, Maupassant, Romain Rolland, and Jules Verne. In Germany he noted his fondness for Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Leibniz, Kant, Hegel, Feuerbach, Heidegger, and Marcuse and spoke of the “enchanting melodies by Bach, Beethoven, Schumann, and Brahms.

[Anonymous No.11609502]

>>11608320
>needing to tell people to respect you instead of automatically obtaining respect

Virgin Macron

[Anonymous No.11609504]

Just a run off the mill liberal, just perpetuating the same faulty ideology that is driving the whole planet into the ground.

[Anonymous No.11610055]

>>11604284
The only question that needs to asked and answered is "!how many volumes of books has he written"? A communist party leader who has not written extensively is not fit to be leader. Stalin wrote 13 volumes of works.

[Anonymous No.11610263]

>>11606660
Gross, don't post like this on /lit/ pls.

[Anonymous No.11610270]

>>11610263
>Gross
>pls
estrogenposting is worse than polposting

[Anonymous No.11610282]

>>11604284
Probably not much, given that the entirety of the CCP is composed of STEMlord bugmen.

[Anonymous No.11610287]

>>11610270
Not unless it's estropolposting!!

[Anonymous No.11610297]

>>11609501
did he literally just pull that shit from "list of famous artists, philosophers and writers from x country"? sounds like chinkoid "culturation"

[Anonymous No.11610309]

>>11609502
>automatically obtaining respect
>In France

lol what

[Anonymous No.11610314]

This place has gone completely to shit.

[Anonymous No.11610320]

>>11610314
Now this is effortposting

[Anonymous No.11610339]

>>11610314
There's like 20 worse threads here right now. This is a quality thread

[Anonymous No.11610350]

>>11610309
>going full sperglord on a 13yo kid who wanted to act cool in front of his friends
>absolutely respect-worthy

[Anonymous No.11610356]

>>11610350
Kid looked BTFO to me. Probably cut his faggot lefty hair and became a respectul extreme centrist after that

[Anonymous No.11610375]

>>11610350
The first part, about calling him President was as based as an adult can talk to a kid. The second part about "If you want to start a revolution you have to go to school" kind of dribble made it cringe and showed he was way too triggered by it.

[Anonymous No.11610383]

>>11610356
Literally every other french president would have acted with more class -Sarkozy included.

That's not how you act when you want your country to perceive you as your friendly-neighborhood president who has everyone's best interest in mind.

There's a reason everyone made montages of macron and OSS 117 afterwards. It's just another one of his PR disasters.

[Anonymous No.11610385]

>>11610375
That was pretty much everyone's reaction.
First part was okay, second full sperglord and just show how classist he is and how fragile his ego is.

[Anonymous No.11610400]

>>11606389
>he's trying to reform it but only to make it stronger and have France play a greater role (akin to Germany)
literally jewish tricks to weaken my nation, once again

[Anonymous No.11610404]

>>11610383
Sounds like you connect a bit too close to the kid. Sorry you get told hard

[Anonymous No.11610424]

>>11610404
>dodging contradiction 101

[Anonymous No.11610539]

>>11610383
>That's not how you act when you want your country to perceive you as your friendly-neighborhood president who has everyone's best interest in mind.

Where did you get the impression that's what he wants?

[Anonymous No.11610574]

>>11604485
interesting

[Anonymous No.11610583]

>>11610539
From his campaign.

[Anonymous No.11610587]

>>11604738
France didn't need brexit or trump to elect Macron. the Le Pen family has been diabolized for decades. They never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.11610588]

>>11610539
>>11610583

The guy literally got elected on being "young and dynamic"

[Anonymous No.11610621]

>>11607233
He coulkd barely write in french. He was a greedy military man who only wanted gold for him and his family. He was controlled by the banque of france, who lended money to him

[Anonymous No.11610639]

>>11610383
>That's not how you act when you want your country to perceive you as your friendly-neighborhood president

That's exactly how you want to act. Other presidents whould have acted with more class but that's the contrary to being perceived as friendly neighborhood president

[Anonymous No.11610653]

>>11610639
>Chirac
Your argument is invalid.
Obama probably works for an american comparison.

[Anonymous No.11610678]

>>11610639
Friendly neighbors don’t scold and talk down to your kids

[Anonymous No.11610695]

>>11610653
Trump and macron both try to be more close to the people by talking freely to the people. Trump with his tweets and macron with tweets and carefully spaced videos of him acting "natural". Chirac was perceived as dumb and obama is a nigger who spend his entire presidency trying to act cool. He wasn't really close to the people, at least white people

[Anonymous No.11610700]

>>11610678
It wasn't a scolding. He just asked him to respect him and was smiling.

[Anonymous No.11610708]

>>11610695
>Chirac was perceived as dumb
lolwat.
Chirac was perceived as a suave gangster. He was fucking people over, but at least he had the decency to be dashing while doing it.
And while Macron and Trump strategy are similar in ways (Macron having copied the whole e-presence thing) their goals are different because they have different images and work for different agendas.

[Anonymous No.11610710]

>>11610700
Nah the tone was definitely conflicting his smile. Even the second part when he turned back to add more words shows his actions going against his body language.

[Anonymous No.11610742]

>>11610710
still it's more neighborhood friendly than asking the cops to put him in jail. At least he reacted in a kinda natural way.

[Anonymous No.11610768]

>>11610742
>than asking the cops to put him in jail.
Is that really the low bar you are comparing against? kek.

>kinda natural
Again no, his tone and words especially how he turned showed that he was triggered and seething by a fucking child

[Anonymous No.11610804]

>>11610768
And what can a president do to act as to be perceived friendly for you? There's a formality you can't shake off otherwise you seem unpresidential.

He was triggered as he should be being the president of France. And yes he acted more natural than any president would have ever been besides maybe trump.

I'm not saying if it's good or not so you can keep your anger against macron to yourself

[Anonymous No.11610817]

>>11610710
Macron is based for telling that little twerp off.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.11610826]

>>11610804
Not him but stoping at "it's an official ceremony and you should behave" would have been fine.

[Anonymous No.11610856]

>>11610826
Yes and that's more or less what he told him in his own words. I think Macron wants to appear like a normal guys which explains the videos he posted of him being natural. This "scolding" was shared on his personal twitter account. There's also this one posted by his team :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79a-1d_g3S0

[Anonymous No.11610906]

>>11610856
One is a crafted PR stunt fashioned after Trump tactics that accomplishes its job of placing the public discussion where he wants it
The other is an adult getting triggered by a 13yo kid who wanted to look badass at recess

hmmm

[Anonymous No.11610926]

>>11610804
Just ignore him completely or be polite. Don’t even need to respond with the second or even the first part. Macron got baited really hard by a RL shitposter fishing for (You)s.

>>11610817
Looks like someone is as triggered as Macron

[Anonymous No.11610997]

>>11610906
Yes the two are PR stunts, that's what I was saying

[Anonymous No.11611196]

The only redeeming feature of this thread is op’s pic

[Anonymous No.11612010]

>>11611196
He looks like ted bundy

[Anonymous No.11612101]

>>11609501
his staff gave him a list of cultural figures to spew out in a transparent attempt to build rapport you retard. Xi is a stem ant like every other chinese.

[Anonymous No.11612116]

>>11609501
art taste with chinese characteristics

[Anonymous No.11612330]

>>11612101
t. seppo