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BEHOLD! A MAN!

>> No.11597326

>>11597271
Fuck off sneering

>> No.11597384

>>11597271
>tfw you troll Plato, epicstyle >:)
not so smart now, are you ya great big dumb pedo?

>> No.11597392

the original shitposter

>> No.11597400
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>>11597271
>Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture
>Suddenly, the door swings open
>it's Diogenes
>25 minutes late to class
>"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?"
>"Like, is that his lunch or something?"
>"He's so weird"
>Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his knee up and down
>He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk
>Everybody turns around and looks
>Plato stops talking
>Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through
>"Oh God, not again"
>Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken
>"B-behold, a m-m-man!" His voice breaking
>Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class
>Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table
>He walks out, masturbating

>> No.11597405

Diogenes is the Limp Bizkit of philosophy

>> No.11597411

>>11597400
Hot damn, who is this qt?

>> No.11597412

>>11597405
Limp Bizkit was the most important rock act of the late 90s

They also own, and rule

>> No.11597417

>>11597411
Ana De Armas

>>11597412
The Biz pwns! L337 HaXXors

>> No.11597422

>>11597400
>>25 minutes late to class
lol

>> No.11597439

>>11597417
t. did not fuck in high school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>> No.11597859

>>11597271
diogenes would just be arrested today and it makes me sad

>> No.11597969

>>11597400
I can imagine very very primitive people acting this out. lol

>> No.11598024

>>11597271
How was Diogenes so based?

>> No.11598052

>>11597859
No just see the state of San Francisco, crazy fuck walk araund no one gives a fuck.

>> No.11598110
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>>11597400
kek, typical Platonist cope
here's how it really went down
>Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture
>Suddenly the door is flung open
>it's Diogenes
>he's not late because he didn't even know this shit was going on, just came by on a whim
>Becky is not present, neither are any other Jezebels since the Ancient Greeks knew what was up and understood that one of the principle requirements for a productive learning environment is being surrounded by nothing but cocks
>all of the qt twinks mirin the dead, plucked chicken that the big D has swinging like his dick from the front of his toga
>Diogenes shits on one of the desks in the back
>Plato tries to act like he can't see shit and starts sweating like a bitch
>Everybody turns around and looks
>Plato is forced to stop talking
>Diogenes saunters to the front of the class, slapping a few boipuccis on the way down
>"Oh gods, not again" a very nervous Plato whines to himself
>Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken
>"Behold, Sokrates' man!", his voice booming with virility and gnosis
>Eyes expand as erotic groans are heard throughout the class, all being in awe of such cutting, ontological and semiotic insight
>Diogenes tosses the chicken in Plato's face
>He walks out, masturbating

>> No.11598117
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>>11598110
I wrote the original, this was an A+ response giving it another viewpoint.

>> No.11598118

>>11598052
>crazy fuck walk round no one give fuck
>t. San Francisco
FIGURES

>> No.11598121

>>11598110
And then the whole class clapped.

>> No.11598126

>>11598110
>ontological and semiotic insight
kek

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>>11598110
>oh gods

>> No.11598153

>>11598121
A dog fuck your grandmother, butthurt Platonist

>> No.11598724

>>11597400
fuck, why is she so perfect?

>> No.11598743

>>11598724
she looks like a total bitch desu

>> No.11598750

>>11598743
You sound like you got bullied in high school by someone who looks like her.

>> No.11598754

>>11598750
not really, she just looks like a total bitch desu

>> No.11598783

>>11598724
Makeup, styled hair, good photographing equipment, photographer/model who knows their shit with angles and all that, and obviously photoshop.

>> No.11598818

cringe meme

>> No.11598886
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>>11597400

>> No.11598911

>>11598110
Utterly basado y rojopillo

>> No.11598918
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>>11597400
>tfw I was the Diogenes in school

>> No.11598969

>>11598886
god I love crying women

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>>11598110
>>11597400
>They both have the exact same ending

>> No.11599424

>>11597400
I AM diogenese the good

>> No.11600768

>>11597400
>>11598724
>tfw meddi gf