/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11589821]

>A modernized theatrical production of The Diary of Anne Frank in Los Angeles will re-imagine the Jewish Frank family hiding from Nazis with Latino immigrants hiding from ICE officials, its directors have revealed.
>The production, directed by former Roseanne writer Stan Zimmerman and scheduled to run throughout September, “was inspired by the true story of a Jewish woman in Los Angeles who created a ‘Safe House’ for a Latina mother and her two daughters after her husband was deported by ICE.” The play’s characters in the attic will be played by a LatinX cast.
>“Director Stan Zimmerman has cast his production of the classic play The Diary of Anne Frank, by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett and newly adapted by Wendy Kesselman,” the play’s promotional content reads.
>In the original version of the true story, 13-year-old Anne Frank details her life in her diary after her family is forced to hide in an attic in Amsterdam during the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands. After more than two years of hiding, the Frank family is discovered by the Gestapo and sent to a Holocaust extermination camp, where only Anne’s father Otto survives.
>The controversial play comes amid growing comparisons by major Hollywood figures and the left-wing commentariat between the Holocaust and the immigration enforcement policies of the Trump’s administration. In March, CNN compared ICE agents to Nazis on a news article on the Jewish woman on which the upcoming production is based.

https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/08/03/l-a-production-of-the-diary-of-anne-frank-replaces-nazis-with-ice-agents-hunting-for-latinx-illegals/

Would Anne have approved?

[Anonymous No.11589961]

>>11589821
>Would Anne have approved?

She’d be too busy craving Mexican dick to care, like all Jewish girls in LA.

t. genetic result of a Jewess with beaner fever

[Anonymous No.11590304]

>>11589821

Oy vey

[Anonymous No.11590313]

>>11589821
Anne Frank was not a real person but s character from a play. Updating the setting is not that unusual. They do it for Shakespeare plays all the time

[Anonymous No.11590333]

>>11589961
Ariel, nice to see you here. What was all that nonsense of a Reddit AMA? You're not one of them...are you?

[Anonymous No.11590345]

>>11589821
>Zimmerman

hmm...

[Anonymous No.11590454]

>>11590313
>Anne Frank was not a real person

Oy Vey

>Updating the setting is not that unusual. They do it for Shakespeare plays all the time

Does this mean a play about Anne Frank being pregnant that’s set in Virginia at the height of the American Civil War would be feasible?

[Anonymous No.11590479]

>>11590313
>Anne Frank was not a real person

Oy Vey antisemite!

>Updating the setting is not that unusual. They do it for Shakespeare plays all the time

Does this mean a play about Anne Frank being pregnant that’s set in Virginia at the height of the American Civil War would be feasible?

[Anonymous No.11590544]

>>11589821
>LatinX
why is this a thing? It's retarded

[Anonymous No.11590775]

>>11590544
Latina feminazis are worse than white ones.

[Anonymous No.11590788]

The Anne Frank diary being fake is one of the most retarded conspiracies

[Anonymous No.11590826]

Just goes to show, you can't flimflam the zimzam

[Anonymous No.11591563]

>>11590788
lol the Nazis did murder this 15 year old girl but there’s no way she could have written a couple hundred pages about parents being dumb

[Anonymous No.11591579]

>>11590333
>Ariel

I'm a dude nigga. Also my name is Anglo, not Hebrew.

[Anonymous No.11592264]

>>11590826

[Anonymous No.11592559]

>>11591563
Not like she had anything better to do in the attic.

[Anonymous No.11592712]

>>11589821

I didn't know plays were considered /lit/

[Anonymous No.11592891]

>>11589821

Why are sombreros so cute?

[Anonymous No.11593004]

>>11590544

I still don't even get what it's supposed to mean.

[Anonymous No.11593061]

>>11592712
You didn't know Shakespeare was considered literature?

[Anonymous No.11593360]

>>11589821
>Innocent people hiding from genocide is likened to criminals hiding from law enforcement
If I was a kike I'd be offended.

[Anonymous No.11593853]

>>11589821

Spanish-speaking anons, is that a proper translation?

[Anonymous No.11594762]

>>11590788
>The Anne Frank diary being fake is one of the most retarded conspiracies

David Icke would have something to say about that.

[Anonymous No.11595711]

>>11589821
>Would Anne have approved?

No, they haven't paid her royalties.

[Anonymous No.11595742]

>>11589821
Now if only there was a Mexican Holocaust.

[Anonymous No.11595787]

>>11593061
No

[Anonymous No.11596320]

>>11595742

What would we call it?

[Anonymous No.11597399]

>>11589961

hot

[Anonymous No.11597444]

>>11596320
>round up all illegals in camps
>force relocation of illegals back to Mexico
>muh trail of beans

[Anonymous No.11597463]

>>11597444
>muh trail of beans

Fuck that's a good one. Personally I was thinking of the Horchatacaust and Final Spiclution.

[Anonymous No.11597464]

>>11589821
FUCKING FRUMPF literally hitler, america is literally nazi germany and is in the process of exterminating millions of beaners in organized death camps and using their bodies for soaps and lamps in the white house. Good on them for finally bringing the true nature of things out.

[Anonymous No.11597489]

>>11597464

You could've prevented all of this, you could've saved poor Catholic actually-pregnant-at-14 Anne Frank by embracing pic related.

[Anonymous No.11597614]

>>11589821
I was about to say this was very creative and well-written, but it is actually real lmao

[Anonymous No.11597660]

>>11597614

lol ikr

I actually have the outline for an erotic novel featuring a nine month pregnant Anne Frank written down if you want to see it.

[Anonymous No.11597661]

Every time I see something like this my mind naturally goes to: "Huh, I guess the Holocaust wasn't actually all that bad."

[Anonymous No.11597772]

So they're saying that being sent to Mexico is as bad as being sent to a Nazi death camp?

[Anonymous No.11598382]

>>11597772

Some neighborhoods in Juarez are probably more dangerous Auschwitz. At least in Auschwitz, they don't skin you alive with a chainsaw.

[Anonymous No.11598383]

Anne Frank's womb was made for Southern seed.

[Anonymous No.11598390]

Anne Frank's womb was made for Southern baby batter.

[Anonymous No.11598827]

>>11589821

No

[Anonymous No.11599437]

>>11597444
>trail of beans

[Anonymous No.11599517]

>>11589961
>like all Jewish girls in LA
ICE I'M CUMMING FOR YA
DEMEN UNA JUDIÍTA PERO YA!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[Anonymous No.11599524]

>>11590333
>Ariel
SA L T I L L O

[Anonymous No.11599541]

>>11597463
>Horchatacaust and Final Spiclution
>not Cholocaust and Final /pol/ution

[Anonymous No.11599548]

>>11597772
Yes. Progressives (also called l*berals) are racist. It is known.

[Anonymous No.11599949]

>>11599541

How 'bout por fajmos (as in Porajmos) or Narcocaust?

Actually that first one is pretty stupid, does Großaktion Barrio sound good?

[Anonymous No.11600534]

>>11599548

Hi Dinesh.

[Anonymous No.11601298]

>>11597614
>it's fucking real

[Anonymous No.11602112]

>>11597464

this

[Anonymous No.11602268]

>>11599524
Saltillo is full of hetshits. A true homo (like me desu) would be seeking boipussi in a city like Guadalajara.

[Anonymous No.11602806]

>>11590775

this is true

t. Latin descent

[Anonymous No.11602931]

>>11592712
AH HAHAHAHA WHAT A PLEB!

[Anonymous No.11603554]

>>11596320

Operation Jewsback

[Anonymous No.11604319]

>>11590479
>Does this mean a play about Anne Frank being pregnant that’s set in Virginia at the height of the American Civil War would be feasible?

Yes

[Anonymous No.11605052]

>>11597444
>trail of beans

kek'd

[Anonymous No.11605712]

>>11596320

The Sombreroah

[Anonymous No.11606714]

>>11590479

Fuck I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.11606728]

>>11589821
good.

[Anonymous No.11607154]

>>11593004
In romance languages with grammatical gender you usually default to the male gender when discussing multiple genders or things are unsure. But SJWs are triggered by this, so instead of just using latino like how the language actually works they use X so both latina and latino are equally represented and unrepresented.

[Anonymous No.11607795]

>>11589961

Hot

[Anonymous No.11607940]

>>11589821
>immigration enforcement policies
kek, what's the point of the law if you don't enforce it

[Anonymous No.11608876]

>>11607940

To provide something for boomercuck conservatives to bitch abut while doing absolutely nothing to stop it.

[Anonymous No.11609264]

>>11599548

Woke

[Anonymous No.11609398]

>>11589821

No

[Anonymous No.11610140]

>>11590826

Underrated

[Anonymous No.11610181]

>>11589961
Dios mío...

[Anonymous No.11611397]

>>11596320

The Turner Diaries

[Anonymous No.11612455]

>>11605712

kek

[Anonymous No.11612477]

>>11589821
I'm a jew. My ancestors roasted in nazi ovens. We know and obsess over our history.

The play's right. This is the beginning of a really dark period in American history. We're scarring generations.

[Anonymous No.11612499]

>>11612477
>roasted in ovens
did they at least come out tasting good?

[Anonymous No.11613103]

>>11589821
i couldnt give a shit about hitler roasting millions of jews, but what pisses me off is the principle on which these spics think theyre getting anything half as bad as these jews got
ps im not a cracker

[Anonymous No.11613845]

>>11613103
>ps im not a cracker

Nigger

[Anonymous No.11613910]

>>11598390

this desu

[Anonymous No.11613918]

>>11596320

The Great Beaning

[Anonymous No.11613923]

I have this outline for an erotic novel where Anne Frank becomes pregnant if you guys want to see it.

[Anonymous No.11614005]

>>11608876
>To provide something for boomercuck conservatives to bitch abut while doing absolutely nothing to stop it.
fucking brainlet
it's like u have no idea what's going on

[Anonymous No.11614008]

>>11613845
>he uses the word cracker, he must be a nigger

[Anonymous No.11614152]

>>11589821
Was it written in ball point pen?

[Anonymous No.11614158]

>>11614152

It was presumably typed on a laptop and printed out on an Inkjet printer

Speaking of which, fuck HP and their shitty printers.

[Anonymous No.11614419]

>>11590479

Yes

[Anonymous No.11615457]

>>11590479
It would be better.

The US is NOT in a war with Mexico. Mexicans are NOT slated for destruction.

[Anonymous No.11615653]

>>11615457

Thanks anon.

Camp follower Anne Frank being pregnant with a Johnny Reb's baby is best timeline.

[Anonymous No.11616447]

>>11589821

kek that word bubble

[Anonymous No.11616460]

Why is /his/ so autistic?

[Anonymous No.11617180]

>>11589961

fpbp

[Anonymous No.11617963]

>>11590313
>They do it for Shakespeare plays all the time

I fucking hate it when they do that.

[Anonymous No.11618275]

>>11589961

[Anonymous No.11618494]

>>11616460
It's just the confederates. All the non-autistic ones died in the war.

[Anonymous No.11618816]

>ywn live in a timeline where the South won the Civil War
>the Confederate States Army will never field a modernized version of the famed Columbus Depot Jacket (five/six rows of buttons, gray/jean wool, blue service cuffs and collar)
>the South will never declare war on Nazi Germany after Ribbentrop's repeated insults and lies
>ywn be a Confederate paratrooper fighting in Holland 1945-errr I mean '44 as part of Operation Market Garden
>ywn ambush a German transport truck one morning on a dusty Dutch road
>ywn laugh as you easily slaughter the SS with your BAR, forged by legendary Mormon gunsmiths in Utah, who flee in terror at the sight of Southern valor
>ywn hear banging on the truck door and cautiously open it with weapon at the ready
>ywn be immediately greeted by a nine month pregnant and very horny Anne Frank, who was locked up inside
>Anne will never instantly become enamored with with your Columbus Depot jacket, gray like her eyes, beautiful, yet simple, lacking any of the haughty and frivolous decorations of German uniforms
>Anne will never claim to know a good sniper's spot and offer to lead you to it
>ywn accept, oblivious to what she actually has planned
>Anne will never lead you inside an abandoned windmill and lock the door, saying she's not going to let you out until she's had her way with you
>Anne will never tear open her comically small dress
>ywn become instantly hard at the sight of her massive tits, naked swollen belly, popped navel, and gnarly muff, unshaved for nine whole months
>Anne will never push you down before you have a chance to unbutton your jacket, saying she wants to fuck you with it on

[Anonymous No.11618820]

>>11618816
>Anne will never mount you like a pony
>ywn fuck like crazy for what seems hours
>ywn feel the exhiliation of popping your load inside Anne's tight pussy
>Anne will never squeal with joy as you fill her with your hot goo
>Anne will never get get off you, only to climb her way up to your mouth and proceed to face fuck you and until you suck her dry
>ywn get driplets of cum and breastmilk all over your Columbus Depot Jacket

feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.11619231]

>>11589821

This sounds like a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.11619740]

>>11596320
the frijolocaust

[Anonymous No.11620365]

>>11597772
P fucking insulting to the millions of people who work hard and live perfectly fulfilling lives in Mexico tbqh

lmao just lmao@ the people behind this play acting like living here instead of in America is somehow the same as living vs being gassed in a deathcamp. ay dios mio, the American left is just as exceptionalist as the right.

t. actual Mexican in Mexico making more money, eating better food, and living in a nicer home than most Americans

[Anonymous No.11621091]

>>11589961

Noice

[Anonymous No.11621401]

>>11619740

Kek

[Anonymous No.11621424]

>>11589821
>LatinX