/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11566774]

it's your fantasy anon. what book is she reading?

[Anonymous No.11566786]

>>11566774
how to make anon your loyle pusy slave!

[Anonymous No.11566791]

700 Ways To Please The Man Fantasizing About You With Your Ass

[Anonymous No.11566797]

>>11566774
MINE

[Anonymous No.11566798]

>>11566774
my diary desu

[Anonymous No.11566813]

>>11566774
fuck the book in her hand, im tryna FUCK

[Anonymous No.11566817]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.11566822]

I would hope it's a book on how to have nicer hair, because her hair looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11566824]

>>11566774
The letters of Ingeborg Bachmann and Paul Celan.

[Anonymous No.11566836]

I really hope thats a wig.

[Anonymous No.11566838]

>>11566817
based

[Anonymous No.11566840]

Imagine snuggling up behind her and dozing off with your boner pressed up against her ass as she reads.

[Anonymous No.11566847]

>>11566840
>>11566822
>>11566813
>her
>>11566774
>she

[Anonymous No.11566969]

>>11566840
This actually sounds even more appealing than sex right now

[Anonymous No.11566976]

Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.11566984]

>>11566798
It's my jerk off diary where I go into detail of every single one of my fantasy's and how much cum I produced thinking up that fantasy

[Anonymous No.11567068]

>>11566847

Don't make me daydream anon

[Anonymous No.11567080]

>>11566976
This desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.11567084]

"Interpretation of Dreams" by Freud.
She then proceeds to explain to me exactly why I'm dreaming of this and how I really need to get laid in real life.

[Anonymous No.11567109]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

[Anonymous No.11567114]

>>11567084
>really need to get laid in real life
no you don't, sex is a spook
life is a spook
workers don't deserve anything i deserve everything because i do nothing
mummy gimme money for books
i hate everyone and everything and thats a good thing
its gods fault i stubbed my toe today and he can go fuck himself
life is hell nothing is real reality is a spook holograms are a spook nothing exists

[Anonymous No.11567126]

>>11567114

[Anonymous No.11567133]

>>11567126
MOMMY YOU FUCKING WHORE GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY FOR BOOKS FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.11567139]

>>11567114
Leave the internet, it's messing with your head.

[Anonymous No.11567149]

>>11567114
>i'm only pretending to be a retard, but in reality im having a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.11567166]

>Ask her what she's reading
>She answers "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.11567173]

who /Yhivi/ here ?

[Anonymous No.11567174]

>>11567166

[Anonymous No.11567181]

>>11567166
>I wanna check your hole out, see if it's a nasty, dirty, wet hole.

[Anonymous No.11567183]

>>11567173
me, my brother. quite the acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.11567189]

>>11567166
>Can I lie down and read it with you?

[Anonymous No.11567191]

>>11566774
how do i stop prematurely ejaculating

[Anonymous No.11567200]

>>11566774

[Anonymous No.11567210]

>>11566774
The Kama Sutra.

[Anonymous No.11567218]

>>11566984
>he has fantasies
haha, yeah, don't we all
surely no one here is dead inside
broken from watching too much porn
haha

[Anonymous No.11567219]

>>11567191
>prematurely ejaculating
it's an sjw myth. whenever a man ejaculates is the right time. There is no such thing as premature ejaculation or female orgasm.

[Anonymous No.11567245]

>>11567218
I watch porn and have fantasies

My fantasies are so depraved r35 applies.

[Anonymous No.11567298]

>>11566774
>tfw gay
fml

>>11566847
>>she
Nah, she really is a girl. Look at her hands, they're just to soft for male hands (which are bonier and veinier).

>>11567114
Put some line breaks in there and your poem will be the voice and the hymn of this generation.

[Anonymous No.11567347]

>>11566817
Always makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.11567582]

>>11566774
Culture of Critique.

[Anonymous No.11567628]

>>11566813
This is why Jezebel posting should be banned.

[Anonymous No.11567635]

ITT: Degenerates who will never ascend the sexual realm and will be a slave to sexual activity the rest of their lives.
Take the celibacy pill, eschew sex and masturbation, stop defiling your mind with fantasy. True autonomy and freedom is to be found.

>The greatest intellectual geniuses in both ancient and modern times led continent lives, and there is yet to be recorded one individual who freely expended seminal fluid who ever amounted to anything. In most cases, individuals who have achieved have been forced by necessity to abstain from sexual indulgence, as Cervantes, who wrote Don Quixote while in prison, or Dante who wrote his Divine Comedy while in exile. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost" when blind and when he did not indulge in sex. Sir Isaac Newton, active in intellect until the age of 80, led a continent life from birth, and so did Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo, both of whom retained their creative genius [until] an advanced age.

[Anonymous No.11567643]

>>11566774
The Golden Ass by Apuleius

[Anonymous No.11567654]

>>11567635
ascended and blackpilled

[Anonymous No.11567656]

>>11567635
shut up virgin

>>11566774
she is just pretending to read to impress me

[Anonymous No.11567684]

>>11567635
if you dont think da vinci jerked it to horses and dudes youre wrong

[Anonymous No.11567689]

>>11566817
this reminds me of marmeladov in my david mcduff translation of crime & punishment >:(

[Anonymous No.11567708]

>>11567635
>and there is yet to be recorded one individual who freely expended seminal fluid who ever amounted to anything
that's where you're wrong, pajeet

[Anonymous No.11567717]

>>11567684
t. Walter Isaacson
Writer of pop biographies written on conjecture and hearsay, former CEO and chairman of CNN, and Jew.
Fake history and fake news coming from a fake man.

[Anonymous No.11567720]

>>11566774
Sauce me up

[Anonymous No.11567724]

>>11567635
>Take the celibacy pill
But that's what makes you a slave to sexual activity.

[Anonymous No.11567740]

>>11567717
you have to go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.11567749]

>>11566791
This but 800 ways.

[Anonymous No.11567752]

>>11567218
What do you mean? Does watching porn make you not have sexual fantasies? Because I don't think that's normal desu.

[Anonymous No.11567755]

is there anything more lit than jacking off with your bros?

[Anonymous No.11567760]

>>11567219
if there's no such thing as female orgasm then why am I pretty sure that there is? One of us is wrong.

[Anonymous No.11567766]

>>11566774
"How to comport oneself like a proper lady"
And she's taking it all to heart.

[Anonymous No.11567767]

>>11567760
think about it from an evolutionary perspective. It just doesn't make sense that they would be able to do that. It's like putting an alarm on a trash can that goes off after you drop our trash in there. No the "female orgasm" was the first trick the feminists used to make men stop enjoying sex.

[Anonymous No.11567770]

>>11566774
She looks like that girl in that Scot Pilgrim movie.
Accept with blue hair.

[Anonymous No.11567772]

>>11566774
wut is it like to stik youer dick inside woaman?

[Anonymous No.11567777]

>>11567772
gooey, sticky, kinda warm, sometimes tight feel. overall a 6/10 experience

[Anonymous No.11567778]

>>11567767
t. doesn't understand how evolution works in the slightest

[Anonymous No.11567787]

>>11567772
it's like putting your dick in a bag of sand except if the bag yelled at you afterwards

[Anonymous No.11567790]

>>11567635
People hate you because it's true.

[Anonymous No.11567791]

>>11567717
>>11567740
Who was right?
(seriously asking)

[Anonymous No.11567796]

>>11567772
warm, wet, kind of a ribbed / rugged / yet soft and fleshy texture. I've often been too lazy to actually fuck and just jack off instead. Believe me sex is very overrated. Despite that, It can also be very nice- not so much just the feeling of a pussy around your dick, moreso doing something so intimate with a (presumably) beautiful creature and sharing mutual enjoymeant and pleasure in each others bodies.

[Anonymous No.11567797]

>>11567778
like I'm gonna get lectured on evolution by the guy who can't even get quads

[Anonymous No.11567799]

>>11567724
explain

[Anonymous No.11567812]

>>11567799
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repression_(psychology)

The thing you end up having to do more than anything else is the thing you avoided doing the most often. This is how the economy of the human spirit works.

[Anonymous No.11567816]

>>11567767
but like, I've spoken to non-feminists who have claimed, alluded to, or implied that they'd had orgasms before. Plus there's porn, which I understand is largely fake, but I mean...ALL of it? That's a fuckton of fake female orgasms. It just seems crazy to think a global conspiracy of that magnitude could be pulled off. Then again, I've obviously never seen a woman have an orgasm.

[Anonymous No.11567820]

>>11567812
>unironically thinking Psychoanalysis is legitimate
We are what we repeatedly do.
Sexual motivation is habitual, contingent upon repeat delta fosb induction.
The more you do it, the more you're going to do it.

[Anonymous No.11567822]

>>11567812
so youre saying i should break my 2 week nofap for a blue haired bimbo?

[Anonymous No.11567825]

>>11567816
... these virgins who are deluding you (not shaming you(you) for being a virgin, more the people deluding you.

The female orgasm is definitely, definitely real.

if you go to >>/gif/ theres usually some female orgasm thread. Half of them are bullshit, but the other half are usually 100% real. You can generally see it in porn if they're sortof spazzing out and their vaginas are contracting and throbbing, kind of like you do when you orgasm.

Have fun.

[Anonymous No.11567827]

>>11567822
come on....you know you want to.

[Anonymous No.11567831]

>>11567820
>We are what we repeatedly do.
No, we are what our body repeatedly does. And our body is ourselves, but it's important to understand that the body contains drives that simply don't go away when the mind feels like they have.

[Anonymous No.11567834]

>>11567816
when women come you can feel their vaginas contract and they change whatever theyve been doing, some are pretty vocal, others just open their mouth or scrunch their faces up or whatever, if theyre on top they tend to slow down and really deliberately go up and down a few times

the main theory i believe is that orgasm makes pregnancy more likely by contracting sperm up towards the uterus

[Anonymous No.11567836]

>>11567825
Oh I will.

[Anonymous No.11567838]

>>11567825
>>11567834
based non-virgins

[Anonymous No.11567839]

>>11567822

[Anonymous No.11567842]

>>11567831
Wew. You obviously have no understanding of physiology or neuroscience. This is bro science tier armchair reasoning.

[Anonymous No.11567844]

It could be possible that even if she was reading a book that I really liked, she could take a completely opposite conclusion and turn out to be insufferable. If she was reading The Stranger she could just be an edgy emotional wreck or a reasonable person who understands how living for yourself completely can leave you emotionally withdrawn from society. Given that hair, I'll say the former would be true. WOMEN ARE A MEME

[Anonymous No.11567848]

>>11567836
dunno if its allowed to link but >>13249784 (on /gif/) is defo real

[Anonymous No.11567849]

>>11566840
You're an effeminate fag

[Anonymous No.11567851]

>>11567839
this, compared to - as non called her - the blue bimbo, is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11567852]

>>11567848
>>11567836
>>/gif/13249784

[Anonymous No.11567856]

>>11567842
>This is bro science tier armchair reasoning.
Says the guy alluding to a Platonic rendition of the mind. Celibates don't lose their sex drives; those drives just end up manifesting in different ways.

[Anonymous No.11567857]

>>11567852
>>11567848
>>11567836
for fuck sakes >>>/gif/13249784

[Anonymous No.11567882]

>>11567857
>he thinks porn performance is real
okay, now THIS is epic

[Anonymous No.11567886]

>>11567882
spotted a virgin

[Anonymous No.11567887]

>>11567851

[Anonymous No.11567895]

>>11567887
sniiiiiiiiiiiiif