/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11535065]

how do we fix /lit/?

[Anonymous No.11535070]

Post quality threads and replies you dumb faggot. People catch on eventually.

[Anonymous No.11535072]

Ban New-Atheists
Ban Atheists
Ban Jordan Peterson
Ban Classical Liberals

[Anonymous No.11535078]

Embrace Jezebel energies and write only things to uplift NoC and LGBT Pederasts.

[Anonymous No.11535080]

>>11535072
>just get rid of the people I disagree with
Anon I think you just pinpointed a major problem in all types of political discourse

[Anonymous No.11535089]

i am 20 years old and never been touched by a girl

[Anonymous No.11535088]

>>11535065
Embrace the energies of the Holy Ghost and write only things that uplift the family and His Holy Name

[Anonymous No.11535092]

>>11535072
Ban Anarchists
Ban leftists who defend the LTV

[Anonymous No.11535094]

>>11535089
Are you repulsive?

[Anonymous No.11535101]

Create an entrance exam

[Anonymous No.11535100]

>>11535092
Ban all non Christians
Get a crusade up in this BITCH

I’m not Christian

[Anonymous No.11535122]

Make /lit/ a text only board so:
>Jezebel and Anti-Jezebel posters will be gone
>Social Media bait threads will be gone
>Dumb e-celeb and youtube threads will be diminished
>stack threads will be gone
>'what did i think of this' threads will be diminished
>a new Renaissance in Pasta creation will begin
>"humour" threads will be gone
>Low IQ newfags will be scared off because there aren't any pictures
>insulated from some of the more cancerous memes from boards like /tv/, /int/, and /pol/
It would unironically fix a lot of problems here.

[Anonymous No.11535135]

>>11535122
you forgot
>set word filters on ironically and unironically

[Anonymous No.11535140]

>>11535122
this honestly seems like the best way. we would lose a lot but it would allow old /lit/ to retire with dignity rather than let /tv/ and /pol/ rape it's emaciated corpse.

[Anonymous No.11535145]

Post a randomized test that unlocks the ability to post for a 48-hour period. The test features works of the Western canon

[Anonymous No.11535147]

>>11535065
A board-wide suicide pact.

[Anonymous No.11535152]

More footsexual lit would help

[Anonymous No.11535156]

>>11535122
this!

[Anonymous No.11535179]

>>11535122
Friggin'...this!!!

[Anonymous No.11535186]

>>11535122
Unironically this. It's a literature board, after all

[Anonymous No.11535271]

Ban frog and wojack posters on sight.

[Anonymous No.11535366]

>>11535122
this. tired of seeing stupid frogs everywhere and retarded threads.

[Anonymous No.11535404]

Integralism

[Anonymous No.11535406]

>>11535122
But you can still post youtube urls on a textboard

[Anonymous No.11535417]

>>11535122
This but also ban lefty politics as well as pol threads

I see so many lefty politics threads slide right by the jannies but a right wing thread is immediately expunged

[Anonymous No.11535613]

>>11535122
I wish this would happen.

[Anonymous No.11535764]

>>11535122
I will no longer accept /lit/ as the literature board until this happens.

[Anonymous No.11535773]

Anyone who posts on /pol/ has their IP banned on every other board for 1 month.

[Anonymous No.11535776]

We nuke it from orbit and salt the earth were it stand

[Anonymous No.11535783]

>>11535122
>>11535135
>>11535140
>>11535156
>>11535179
>>11535186
>>11535366
>>11535406
>>11535417
>>11535613
>>11535764
you dumb faggots didn't post on the text boards when we still had them, I was having conversations with myself for years

[Anonymous No.11535792]

White reparations

[Anonymous No.11535802]

>>11535065
just have mods who read and ban /pol/ that is not explicitly theory or essays from rw thinkers; ban all talk of women that isn’t theory of incels, philosophy of sex, writings about sex and women etc; ban cath signaling threads, no religious generals; don’t allow tradfag generals just let them make weekly threads; viciously cull sci-fi faggotry; have posters who make a point of putting up one high lit thread a day and flood the best posters there, bully retards; bully retards; bully retards; limit critique threads; no more feels threads; all porn is a perma ban (if they can’t figure out workarounds they’re too dumb for online); ban /fitlit/ except for a few times a year where it should be allowed and encouraged, they’e almost always pseud threads for talking about lifting and fighting leftists who attack them; ban all e-celeb threads; ban “im a grill owo” threads; ban people who are jewbaiting or nazibaiting; ban people who recruit for political movements; unfilter /pol/‘s meme words its fucking stupid; stop taking down Land threads, they’re almost always very well done and the iq in those threads is usually a full sd above the board avg; stop banning people who post schizo ravings, only ban if its disgusting filth or attention seeking nonsense; do not ban people for saying nigger ever, its a part of the site’s culture and you have no right at all to limit people’s voice like that; ban queer threads because they are basically hubs for pedophiles and drug addicts; ban lolita threads that are not about Lolita or Nabokov; ban routine threads, they were started so we could talk about actual writers’ not NEET narcissist midwits’ routines; ban anyone who says cringe or does the cringe memes or anything stupefying; encourage new posters to lurk moar; encourage /fit/ to read but discourage talk about fitness, its not for this board; do not /pol/bait and ban people who /pol/bait; ban underages who are obviously signaling they’re underage, there’s a number of reasons for this; start pointing out if people aren’t contributing to discussions; let us bully redditors again; mentioning reddit or posting pics or links of reddit is a one day ban; do not let people spam authors, we don’t need 3 mishima or nietzsche or hegel threads ever; let religious fags pick specific books and discuss them, “what’s ur fav bible passage or book bros?” is not literature its social signaling; let us hve meme threads and please share OC; that is all.

[Anonymous No.11535838]

>>11535783
Nobody knew about them, they were hidden and only for vippers

[Anonymous No.11536591]

bump

[Anonymous No.11536604]

Embrace the decline. The board must suffer before it can rises again.

[Anonymous No.11536608]

You can't fix any board. The userbase is the problem and on a public sites as popular as this it can't be changed and is just getting worse/more popular.

[Anonymous No.11536616]

>>11535366
DONT TAKE AWAY MY APUS

[Anonymous No.11536618]

>>11535065
>NO FUN ALLOWED

[Anonymous No.11536713]

>>11535773
This. /pol/ users literally need to be put down. I am so sick of them shitting up this board

[Anonymous No.11536717]

>>11535773
>>11536713
t. came here from tumblr

[Anonymous No.11536740]

>>11536717
t. came here from reddit

[Anonymous No.11536753]

>>11535065
Banning you would be a good start

[Anonymous No.11536784]

>>11535122
This might work

[Anonymous No.11536789]

>>11536740
No, I came here from /pol/

[Anonymous No.11536804]

>>11535773
>>11535122
Either wait out the summer or do what these two said

[Anonymous No.11536817]

>>11536789
>I came here from /pol/
Reddit: the board

[Anonymous No.11536819]

ITT: Why can´t be ban this, too?

[Anonymous No.11537020]

>>11536789
even worse desu

[Anonymous No.11537028]

>>11537020
Oh well, it's not like I'm leaving

[Anonymous No.11537034]

>>11535065
you can only publish a book after passing an anual exam on the canon

[Anonymous No.11537037]

This place is fine. You can make it better through your own posts and replies.

[Anonymous No.11537239]

>>11535101
I like this idea

[Anonymous No.11537270]

>>11535122
>too new to remember /bookz/
we had a text only board. none of you speak enough kinds of japanese to have read it either. stop acting like an elite would let you in when you are the crap that you hate others producing. the problem is you, anon, not anon.

[Anonymous No.11537289]

You can´t fix an arm with a hole in it

[Anonymous No.11537325]

rangeban america.

[Anonymous No.11538211]

wash my penis

[Anonymous No.11538217]

>>11538211
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11538223]

>>11538211
based

[Anonymous No.11538238]

Make it image-only

[Anonymous No.11538239]

>>11538211
erdpilled

[Anonymous No.11538250]

>>11538211
underrated post
based genuis

[Anonymous No.11538370]

>>11535065
Ban all political posts, left or right
Ban all Catholics
Ban Jordan Peterson
Ban Thomas Sowell
Ban traditionalists

[Anonymous No.11538393]

>>11537028
Leaving any quality posts, perhaps

[Anonymous No.11538599]

my /lit/ty is perfect and great, leave it alone

[Anonymous No.11538640]

>>11535070
More based crossposters from our sister board pol
Outlaw discussion of female, brown, and Jewish authors
Make an Infinite Jest rolling sticky

[Anonymous No.11538680]

>>11535122
This would work, but it will be hard letting go of my /lit/ nemes. Also chart threads would cease to exist

[Anonymous No.11538717]

/lit/ is completely fine the way it is and the only reason people have for disliking it is that people they disagree with inhabit the same board. Is this not the exact reason to keep things as they are? If you think the board should just be a humanities department, well, those already exist. If you get setiously angered by bait threads or some political discussion, the problem is likely yourself; you have plenty of alternative threads to click on.

[Anonymous No.11538730]

>>11535065
we abandon /lit/

[Anonymous No.11538772]

>>11535065
The answer is the same as all boards - actual moderation and enforced rules.

Too bad hiroshimoot is a spineless homebody however so this will never happen.

[Anonymous No.11538792]

>>11535065
everything in iambs or instant death

[Anonymous No.11538808]

>>11538772
>The answer is the same as all boards - actual moderation and enforced rules.
mods do delete fanfiction. it's the only rule we have. /lit/'s fuggin perf

[Anonymous No.11538811]

anybody coming from /v/ (of which there are many; look at the similar styles of posts) should be barred from posting for like a month

[Anonymous No.11538817]

>>11538811
you only need the second sentence in brackets, and not the semicolon, because "of which there are many" is a fragment which works better as a dependent clause. in an ideal world, we'd add you to the banned list.

[Anonymous No.11538914]

>>11535094
Very.

[Anonymous No.11538922]

>>11535802
>he thinks i'm going to read all this
Didn't even put it in my backlog.

[Anonymous No.11538945]

automatically ban report fags. ban north america from the rio grande up. the rest is basically practise your sprezzatura and duelling skills quietly, and making sure the jezebel's nipples are covered.

[Anonymous No.11540031]

>>11538945
>ban north america from the rio grande up
Kys shitskin

[Anonymous No.11540042]

We need to drive off the anti-racists, leftists and other faggots

[Anonymous No.11540050]

>>11535122
Uhh this was a thing. On several boards. They were dead as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11540978]

>>11535802
cringe

[Anonymous No.11541042]

>>11540042
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.11541112]

>>11535773
this is the best answer
>>11535122
this is the best answer that could actually happen, even though it still won't

[Anonymous No.11541119]

>>11541112
Sad and bluepilled.

[Anonymous No.11541663]

>>11535065
Literacy tests, to filter out the darkies and common plebs

[Anonymous No.11542055]

>>11536604
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.11542996]

>>11535065
read more

[Anonymous No.11543112]

>>11535783
calm down boomer, im a zoomer who wasnt even born when you where sweating on your shitty IBM pc in the 90s browsing prehistoric chans and spewing your psued self all over the net

[Anonymous No.11543126]

Reply more to my awesome and super creative threads.

[Anonymous No.11544044]

>>11535802
>let us bully redditors again
slogged through this to find this gem

[Anonymous No.11544399]

>>11535802
5/10 randomly pick half of those things
>>11536604
>>11536713
>>11538599
>>11535773

/his/ /sci/ /lit/ and maybe /mu/ for intellectual league against pseud-LARPers

[Anonymous No.11544596]

>>11536789
embarrassing

[Anonymous No.11544650]

>>11535366
fren?

[Anonymous No.11544737]

>>11544399
>/his/
>/mu/
>Part of any "intellectual league"
Even /lit/ is increasingly inhabited by smooth-brains who think it's funny to post "based and redpilled" or "cringe".

[Anonymous No.11544815]

>>11544399
>/his/ /sci/ /lit/ and maybe /mu/ for intellectual league
I hope this isn't serious.

[Anonymous No.11544828]

>>11540050
Well would you rather have quality or quantity?

[Anonymous No.11544839]

>>11544399
>/sci/
should be renamed to /iq/ desu. it's all those spergs ever talk about.