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Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:17:07 2018 No.11528975 [Reply] [Original]

If I read a lot of books, will I finally get a gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:18:27 2018 No.11528978 You need one book and it is Arnold’s Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, you massive faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:18:30 2018 No.11528979 >>11528975 1. Read Poetry and learn to write it. 2. Set your Tinder bio to "Swipe right for a poem." 3. ???? 4. Drown in pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:18:45 2018 No.11528981 >>11528975 Who needs a gf when u can have a waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:20:08 2018 No.11528991 File: 15 KB, 200x266, 200px-Pessoabaixa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11528979 >tfw this probably works

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:20:31 2018 No.11528995 >>11528991 >>11528979 Can confirm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:21:35 2018 No.11528999 File: 153 KB, 625x416, library girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11528975 Yes! If you don't have one yet, that just means you need to read more books!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:24:50 2018 No.11529014 >>11528978 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:39:22 2018 No.11529082 >>11528999 I'd get inside her book if you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:41:16 2018 No.11529090 >>11528999 idk why but my natural impulse is to smash this woman's face with a brick. She's probably a feminist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:41:49 2018 No.11529092 >>11529090 yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:46:53 2018 No.11529113 File: 632 KB, 719x1089, 20180727_194453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11528975 I know this book looks awful, but if you read it you will understand what is it that you need if you want to have a gf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:48:20 2018 No.11529121 >>11529113 >international bestseller written by some guy who has likely lived a spotty life I smell holes in this book already

Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:51:50 2018 No.11529136

>>11529092
She's reading a book and smiling and isn't obviously dressed like a slut so in my mind I've cast her as one of the million other midwit women in their 20's I've met in my life. I think she watches ted talks and vox and once experimented with not shaving her armpits before going back to striving to be more conventionally attractive. Her favourite hobby is traveling and tasting every shade of dick under the sun while on her travels, but she would never bring a brown guy home to her parents even though they're totally fine with that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 20:53:20 2018 No.11529146 File: 51 KB, 700x900, Kaz_books.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11529136 she sounds cute i wonder if she would taste my dick...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 21:00:22 2018 No.11529170 >>11529121 >judging a book by its cover

Anonymous Fri Jul 27 21:10:30 2018 No.11529210

>>11528975
A lot of people will say no, some might even say reading a lot will make getting a gf more difficult, but it worked for me. My gf and I spend a lot of peaceful evenings silently reading together in the same room and then discussing what we've read before going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 21:18:07 2018 No.11529237 File: 54 KB, 633x758, needforcausalty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11529210 f-fuck you norman

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:08:49 2018 No.11529417 >>11528975 There is a balance to be had. Read too much and you won't spend enough time socializing. Read just enough and you will be considered cultured enough attract art hoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:13:15 2018 No.11529429 >>11528975 You getting into that John Green son?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:26:55 2018 No.11529470 >>11529417 How many books should I read a year to get a gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:28:31 2018 No.11529475 >>11529170 I said smell Just a perception; not a judgement

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:33:51 2018 No.11529495 >>11529237 that's my last name

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:53:19 2018 No.11529561 >>11529470 I don't know. I don't read enough books and I'm a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:58:22 2018 No.11529575 How to get a girlfriend 1. Be handsome 2. Don't be ugly 3. Wait

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 22:59:48 2018 No.11529580 File: 91 KB, 849x415, FA39AF16-611D-4FF0-A0CF-B51B73C478B3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11529495 Heh, I got you now kid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 23:03:34 2018 No.11529591 >>11528978 You've obviously never been to /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 23:05:47 2018 No.11529595 >>11529092 go back to r*ddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 23:06:47 2018 No.11529597 >>11529595 Go back to the psychiatric ward

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 23:21:19 2018 No.11529642 >>11529575 4.- have money. 5.- have a car. 6.- be a easy controllable idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 23:38:42 2018 No.11529680 >>11528975 u will realize that intellectuals such as ourselves dont need a gee ef

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 27 23:40:57 2018 No.11529685 No.

Anonymous Sat Jul 28 02:26:51 2018 No.11530208
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I've had several relationships with very interesting pretty ladies that I probably couldn't have had if I wasn't as well read as them. There was this one dumbo I was hooking up thst kept telling her friends I had an iq of 150 because of all my books. I wish I did

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 02:44:29 2018 No.11530247 What do bookthots like to read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 02:47:51 2018 No.11530251 >>11530247 Women are people with varied tastes. You'll need to do more research on your desired victim before choosing your path of attack

Anonymous Sat Jul 28 02:49:10 2018 No.11530256
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Not necessarily, but if the girl you're after is into reading, it will most likely help.

Today I will be taking a step further and offering a certain bookish qt my own (almost finished) book to read. I don't know if it ever will be published, but all the same this will be a win-win situation for me: I'll get valuable critique on my work, and the eloquence of my prose just might moisten her panties, and I'm not talking about incontinence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 02:54:03 2018 No.11530258 >>11530256 >the eloquence of my prose just might moisten her panties, and I'm not talking about incontinence. Top kek, good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 08:44:58 2018 No.11531130 >>11529685

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 08:51:34 2018 No.11531148 File: 29 KB, 324x499, 41c2JgjgdaL._SX322_BO1 204 203 200_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11529113 I have not read that one, but I recommend pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 08:54:06 2018 No.11531154 >>11529136 That's probably pretty accurate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 09:08:22 2018 No.11531205 >>11528979 works if you're just kind of attractive. Like a 6/10 minimum I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 09:38:12 2018 No.11531276 >>11528975 a gf alone will not make you happy, you think she will but it won't, in order to attain happiness you have to attain balance in life in general

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:07:00 2018 No.11532259 >>11530256 Spurdox spärdöl :DDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:09:37 2018 No.11532271 >>11528978 You misspelled Starting Strength faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:10:29 2018 No.11532277 Yes. Then again if you read no books you may still get a gf. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:11:44 2018 No.11532284 File: 111 KB, 608x800, IMG_0680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I read a lot of books, will I finally want to live? Almost killed myself this morning. Time to revisit Camus I guess...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:12:49 2018 No.11532290 >>11529090 Probably because you're an incel anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:13:02 2018 No.11532291 >>11528975 current state of /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:24:06 2018 No.11532357 >>11532271 You misspelled Supertraining faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:27:13 2018 No.11532376 >>11528978 >thinking getting fit will bring gf anon i......

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 14:28:15 2018 No.11532384 >>11529090 based

Anonymous Sat Jul 28 15:08:52 2018 No.11532589

The only thing you have to do to get girls is maintain an active social life.
That might seem hard, and it can be, but you have to try.
Do things with people, and drink alcohol with others, especially if you have bad social anxiety.
Start hanging out with just 1 person, and soon you will know many people, some of which will be girls. They might not be the 10/10 girls you fantasize about, but still.
Being attractive and smart and charismatic is important, but not as important as simply being present, and being yourself.
The worst thing you can do is be insecure. Be whoever you are, don't put on an act in an attempt to gain respect or anything like that. And don't act scared of people. I know it's a Peterson meme, but keep your head up and look at people. They are just like you, even if they are in a better position than you. If you act like someone you aren't it will be noticed. All that will be hard, but it gets easy to do this very quickly. I know because I went through it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 15:32:21 2018 No.11532703 >>11532589 This only works if you're attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 15:34:30 2018 No.11532713 File: 121 KB, 1548x1468, beeyourself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532589 Damn thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 15:37:32 2018 No.11532725 >>11532589 >drink alcohol Stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 15:38:42 2018 No.11532730 >>11532589 everyone I hang out with just likes to sit around and do drugs, and the people I know who do hang out around girls are massive faggots that I would never hang with. fuck this gay earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 15:42:54 2018 No.11532753 File: 467 KB, 846x476, 1521083939217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532284 Or just do it faggot

Anonymous Sat Jul 28 16:03:09 2018 No.11532868
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>sitting at a bench at my uni, outside
>reading Leaves of Grass
>girl sits next to me and asks what I'm reading
>figure this is my chance to get a /lit/ gf
>tell her I'm reading the song of myself
>"that's cool. I mostly just read young adult books"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 16:10:49 2018 No.11532907 >>11528975 Maybe if you join a book club & meet a GF there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 16:33:41 2018 No.11533016 >>11532868 Maybe one in ten girls I see with a book are reading anything of merit. I wish I could say the men were much better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 16:35:51 2018 No.11533030 >>11528975 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 16:47:47 2018 No.11533079 >>11532868 If you didn't get with her then you are a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 28 20:20:25 2018 No.11534020 >>11528979 I did 2 but not 1 and now I need to give a qt a poem someone help, her name is Julia

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