/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11506719]

>woke up at 8.30 am
>browsed internet and eaten food until 11 am
>will read and then go to the gym

[Anonymous No.11506725]

>>11506719
You've gone to the gym more in a month than I have in 3 years. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.11506730]

>>11506719
Weak attempt.

[Anonymous No.11506746]

>Never gone to the gym
>Body still aches from drunk footie/badminton two days ago

>Right arm aches from the monster nut I busted yesterday

>About to go clean an apartment building
Macabre

[Anonymous No.11506757]

>woke up at 9:00
>couldn't get up until 10:00
>make an omelette for breakfast and eat it, decide to skip coffee this day
>read a bit
>thinking of going to the gym or the library
it's okay, but I feel weak. Maybe I should've drunk that coffee after all. I just want to have a productive life, and I did pretty much nothing all morning

[Anonymous No.11506780]

uh......
>woke up at 12pm
>smoke weed and sit in bed reading news
>keep doing this
>browse other sites, wiki some stuff
>6pm
>eat food, smoke weed, read
>11pm food, creep to store for drink
>4am sleep

[Anonymous No.11506782]

>>11506719
so basically ur gay

[Anonymous No.11506793]

>>11506780
How often do you do this?

[Anonymous No.11506798]

Imagining receiving an education that's all about keeping to a schedule-by-the-hour and constantly micro-tracking your own progress, then being released into a world where ambitiously everyone is better than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.11506805]

>didn't sleep

[Anonymous No.11506807]

>>11506719
Sounds like a pleasant day. Good for you, OP. Now why did you post about this?

[Anonymous No.11506818]

>>11506719
yeah but do you like books

[Anonymous No.11506824]

>>11506798
it weeds out the sissy faggots though
*raises hand*

[Anonymous No.11506835]

>>11506818
no op is not a consumercuck

[Anonymous No.11506839]

>>11506835
> not a consumercuck
> OP literally admits to consuming food

checkmate

[Anonymous No.11506860]

>>11506793
dude I'm fucked, way too often. Very bad habits honed over years, currently trying to break the mould and get some work and purpose

[Anonymous No.11506877]

>>11506780
what is that even a picture of

[Anonymous No.11506900]

>>11506719
Post yer face

[Anonymous No.11506907]

>>11506877
It's a suicide helmet some dude built, the protruding bits had shotgun shells inside all pointing to his head and were activated electronically.

[Anonymous No.11506917]

>>11506907
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11506966]

Go absolutely nuts on the binge today my man

Family size - everything

DO NOT buy the Diet Soda shit, go for the sugary ones: get lots of candy and get McDonalds too.

3xinstant noode cups, skittles, chocolate bars, those pre-made sandwiches, maybe some chinese instant microwave takeaway and Big Mac meal

Go absolutely fucking nuts on this binge. Godspeed my most based paki incel frogposter

[Anonymous No.11507010]

>woke up at 10 am, fapped to a girl's pics on instagram
>spent two hours reading 14 pages of Absalom, Absalom and thinking about what I should have said in a conversation where a friend was basically telling me to "just be yourself bro"
>ate a bowl of tuna and tomatoes for 40 minutes, thinking some more along the way
>read four more pages but decided to open up my pc and fap to some bitches on livejasmin
>now I'm trying to write my novel but I'm doing this instead

[Anonymous No.11507038]

>>11507010
how Tao Linesque

[Anonymous No.11507041]

>>11507010
>just be yourself
>writing a novel
Stop

[Anonymous No.11507042]

>>11506966
this but ironically

[Anonymous No.11507217]

>>11507041
But every novel is about characters simply being themselves or being themselves by trying not to be themselves. You obviously cannot write something with more than one character if you are only yourself, you have to be aware of the paradox between the plurality of each individual's actual or potential personalities (observed by other individuals) and the fact that we are all really the same, just a human being eith desires and fears etc (observed by something like a god). The natural indolence proposed by "just be yourself bro" is antithetical to the wise awareness of a writer essentially imitating God.

[Anonymous No.11507219]

>>11506907
He should have gone commercial with that
Guess I can steal the idea now since I assume the dummy didn't even patent the design

[Anonymous No.11507234]

>>11506966
THISTHISTHIS

OP today is your day. It's your time to shine. I want you to go to the cash machine and take out £100 minimum, just in case. Go to a pizza shop and order the largest size pizza available with all the toppings they'll allow. Next, go to a Chinese or Indian and order chips, order rice, order noodles, order curry, and take it back with the pizza. On the way why not stop in for some chocolates? Why not stop in for two bags of chocolates along with several cans of fizzy drink? If we're gonna binge man we're gonna really frickin' binge.

Now open that pizza box inside your flat. Oh man it smells so good, and it's cooked just right, just the way you like it. Your brain is just begging you to take a bite already. But wait, first we need to pour out the Chinese and / or Indian (yeah...I'mma go with AND in this case, right?!?) and smother it across the pizza like you're applying glazing. All that rice, curry, all those chips, just pour them out. Now fold that giant ass pizza and eat it like a taco. Let the curry spill out if necessary, just gorge on that bingey goodness OP. I want you to feel your stomach expanding with every soggy bite. I want you to stare wide-eyed at the ceiling while gulping litre after litre of surupy coke. It' time to gorge, my man.

[Anonymous No.11507237]

>>11506719
Based

[Anonymous No.11507243]

>>11506757
def go to the gym if not to just run for 10-15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.11507244]

acquire modafinil my man

[Anonymous No.11507246]

>>11507234
You´re a sick man

[Anonymous No.11507248]

>woke up at 8:15 am (gf always call to help me up)
>went straight up (rare desu) and made oatmeal for breakfast
>read book about number theory (for fun, but i study mathematics)

[Anonymous No.11507251]

>>11506807
>being this new

[Anonymous No.11507301]

>>11506719
serious question: is this consecutively the same anon describing his days in some sort of public journal?

[Anonymous No.11507303]

>>11506719
>wake up at 9am
>jerk off
>read
>nap
>read
>nap
>gym
>read at the beach
>swim
>jerk off
>read
>sleep at 12am
feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.11507343]

>>11506719
have fun anon

[Anonymous No.11507354]

>>11506719
>>11506757
>>11506780


Are all of you NEETs? If you have a degree, you should go teach English in Asia. My day, every day

>wake up 8 am, read for an hour or two
>write for an hour or two
>out running by 11 am
>do some pull ups or dips
>eat lunch
>go to work by 1
>work 1:30-9:30 pm
>come home, eat, video chat gf, browse chans
>midnight, sleep

comfy af and you get paid to be lit all day to a bunch of little asians.

[Anonymous No.11507376]

>>11506719
>woke up at 9
>drank some water
>slept again till 12
>remembered I lost my weed last night
>played EU4 until 15.00
>omw to work until midnight

[Anonymous No.11507410]

>wake up 11am
>put revolver to my head and play russian roulette
>call dad and beg for more money in my account
>smoke spliff/snort xanax
>head to coffee shop to work on novella and flirt with baristas
>day-drink in the local park
>call mom and beg for more money
>more weed
>attend dinner party at professor's house... masked orgy afterwards

[Anonymous No.11507414]

>>11506719
>wake up ~8 am
>eat
>read
>internet,games
>read
>internet,games
>sleep ~2 am

[Anonymous No.11507424]

>Wake up at 6am
>Get on subway
>Get on railroad
>Try to read the greeks otw to qork but get bored and shitpost
>Sit at desk and fuck around for 15 an hour
>Get home at 730 pm and shitpost some more
>Get to bed at 11
>Dont actually fall asleep until 1, eyes feel super strained when closes for some reason
>Rinse repeat

How do I escape mediocrity. Was I just born like this.

[Anonymous No.11507430]

>woke up at 1
>played a little bit of piano
>got something to eat
>now it's almost 4

if anyone's in Rome let's meet up, we can visit lots of fountains and smoke cigarettes from the vending machines they have.

[Anonymous No.11507448]

>>11507424
Literally exactly 95% me. Do you get to shitpost at work too?

[Anonymous No.11507451]

>wake up, time unknown. I don't keep time keeping devices because time is a social construct
>edge for 9 hours to depraved pornography, starving because I'm too immersed in porn
>laptop on chest, I'm supine, smoking bongs one handed - fapping with the other
>finally cum, drenched in sweat and literally a month of unwashed skin filth - wipe myself on on fast-food wrapper
>feel cold and alone, notice the silence and the cold made worse by the sweat
>feel like stereotypical dystopian welfare trash cancer
>remember my righteous existential dread, peer into the void and become terrified, unable to move, just sobbing in bed for 4 hours, still starving
>muster the strength and willpower to spend half of my rent on some heroin and xanax
>go to dealer's house, he looks at my like a crazy man even though he's a junky, I obviously stink and don't care
>eat xanax as soon as I get out his door, walk home
>at home and xanax is kicking in, smoke some heroin and say to myself that I'm not even high
>place some online bets with the other half of my rent, too high off xanax too stress about so win-win
>take a swig of vodka to potentiate the xanax, prepare some more heroin to smoke - close my eyes
>wake up probably 19 hours later, but not really wake up, just stop sleeping

[Anonymous No.11507461]

>>11507451
I wish my life was so exciting

[Anonymous No.11507469]

>>11507448
Nah, only as a filthy phoneposter (like im doing rn)

[Anonymous No.11507471]

>>11507451
based but not redpilled

[Anonymous No.11507497]

>>11507354
I'm having a NEET month, ended my uni in June and I'm starting a job in August. I expected it to be better, I feel like I wasted almost a whole month

[Anonymous No.11507509]

>>11507354
How do you get paid, £3 an hour?

[Anonymous No.11507545]

>>11507509
In Korea, salary range is about 2.1 to 2.5 million won a month for your average hokwon teacher plus free housing.

You don't need a car so basically your only expenses are utilities/phone/nat. health insurance (if you want it- it's pretty cheap) and food.

I make 2.3 right outside of Seoul and save more than half of it (so a bit over a grand (American) a month, sometimes more, sometimes less). Typically, you get reimbursed airfare to Korea and oftentimes you'll get flight reimbursement home as well as a one time year end bonus equivalent to a month's salary (so an extra 2+ k at the end of your sojourn).

Not amazing, but pretty comfy and the work isn't too tough. You'll never work more than 40 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.11507664]

>>11507301
Nah I'm pretty sure op is an imposter