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Post the most pseduointellectual opinion it is possible to hold.

I'm writing a book where one of the characters is an abrasive arrogant prick and I want to make him defend an indefensible position while being smugly dismissive of everyone who disagrees, but I'm struggling to find something that it the perfect mix of cuntish, sociopathic, but somewhat believable and apolitical.

Something on par with "we should let the poor starve" in terms of how selfish and conceited it is, but without the political baggage.

I want to write a man with this face.

>> No.11502961

"jews have high verbal iq"

>> No.11502962

That video games are good for you, or worth doing, or 'fun', and that life should be based around pure and unadulterated self indulgence that a video game, or anime cartoon might offer.
Basically, he should be the average 4chan poster. The biggest pseudo-intellect I never met. Totally lacking in experience or knowledge but making up for it in typing speed. Stagnant, repulsive, worm-like, weak, and so on.

>> No.11502968

"consciousness is not real"

>> No.11502973

>>11502961
Jews are trying to genocide the white race, especially men. They do this through subversion, attracting women to nonwhites through brainwashing.

>> No.11502974

"fate isn't real"
"determinism and fatalism are bullshit and dont make sense"

>> No.11502977

Don DeLillo is a good writer

>> No.11502978

>>11502973
This but ironically, because that is literally what is happening throughout the West

>> No.11502981
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>>11502952
>>>/pol/

>> No.11502994

>>11502973
Wow it's like you read three pages of genesis or something, astounding!

>> No.11502996

There’s that trope with the seatbelts that economists are fond of.
“buckle up for safety”
“if you want me to be safe - then I’ll buckle up and you should unbuckle yours”
>>11502968
It’s not. It’s an illusion, just like the ego.

>> No.11502997
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11502997

I've got it.

The American invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan were good things that have been fully justified by the outcomes in the region, as well as being morally correct in principle and effectively carried out.

>> No.11503004

>>11502981
isn't this the fag who claims 200 IQ but has accomplished nothing with his life?

>> No.11503011
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>>11502997
My God.

It's perfect.

An utterly indefensible opinion, which is not really connected to actual politics anymore but is still political enough to make people angry, which allows for exorbitant grandstanding and offensive caricatures, with stakes high enough that the fact the opinion is wrong actually matters. Indicative of a deeply warped worldview and utter ignorance of facts, allowing the arguer to present facts for the asshole to dismiss with Kingly arrogance.

This is, quite possibly, the worst opinion that a person could hold.

>> No.11503012

>>11502978
Yes, this is what I was writing, was it not? See the rise of interracial relationships while we're finding it harder and harder to find a women with whom to breed white children to save our white race

>> No.11503026

>>11503012
No, that's incels maybe, sure. But they most definitely ramped up adverts featuring this and so on. I obviously know you're being ironic, but irony is for literal cuckolds, but yeah, they really are doing as you said in the previous post, or attempting to anyway.

>Inb4 you call me an 'incel', because married 3 kids

>> No.11503031

>>11503011
>>11502997
Same fag but they should have just glassed the middle east and done the world a favour

>> No.11503035

>>11502996
peak pseud. emulate this post.

>> No.11503049

>>11503004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-HXSHXUtFw

>> No.11503071

>>11503012
based and redpilled

>> No.11503087

>>11502952
>Post the most pseduointellectual opinion it is possible to hold.
Multiple intelligences.

As for the rest I dunno. I always get annoyed by people who act aghast at other people not kowtowing to them when they hold their own wellbeing hostage but that's getting political. Maybe something about his favorite art expressing truths unavailable to people fixated on analytical reasoning but that's getting cliche.

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>>11502962
>That video games are good for you, or worth doing, or 'fun', and that life should be based around pure and unadulterated self indulgence that a video game, or anime cartoon might offer. Basically, he should be the average 4chan poster. The biggest pseudo-intellect I never met. Totally lacking in experience or knowledge but making up for it in typing speed. Stagnant, repulsive, worm-like, weak, and so on.
perfect

>> No.11503097

"How do you know that what you're holding is really a pencil? What if it's not?" - my mathematics teacher in 8th grade.

>> No.11503103

>>11502996
>you should unbuckle yours
i don't understand. what point are economists making?

>> No.11503109

>>11502962
This, especially when he resorts to hair-splitting pedantry when asked how playing vidya and watcymovies are constructive, and will say things along the lines of "aren't reading books also a waste of time and entertainment?" or defending their hobby by giving XYZ reasons why they are astheatic and have intellectual merit or how it's less financially expensive than actual constructive pursuits.

>> No.11503122

The mainstream scientific establishment privileges a highly biased standard of knowledge. I think we should explore other forms of knowing based around consensus and not conflict.

>> No.11503125

>>11503103
That if the driver actually cares about passanger safety then the driver will drive more cautiously if they aren’t wearing their own seatbelt.

>> No.11503168

>>11502952
marxism-leninism
any variation of marxism based around obscure eastern bloc figures
maoism

>> No.11503216

>>11503049
mmmh... yes. based and redpilled

>> No.11503223

>>11503109
responding to questions by creating false equivalences is the higest and purest form of pseudistry.

>> No.11503243

>>11503109
Absolutely agree. I've tried having the discussion before posting pretty much something along the lines of my first post, and almost every reply was
>"Hurrrrrrrrrr what do you do BRO?! No fun allowed!!! xD hurrrrr"

>> No.11503259

There is no reason or evidence for the existence of God.

>> No.11503297
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>>11503259

>> No.11503348

>>11502952
We shouldnt give retarded people benefits, so they die off and make the gene pool stronger

>> No.11503361

>>11502952
The whole meaning of life is to fuck and have children because evolution

>> No.11503428

>>11503361
but what's the point?

>> No.11503456
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>>11502952
>we should let the poor starve
Honestly its just more humane to put them down before we reach an environmental Malthusian Catastrophe but this is too woke for average plebs to comprehend

The only solution is final

>> No.11503467

>>11503348
Why not just sterilize them and make it illegal to have children with the retarded?

>> No.11503494

>>11503428
things 'having a point' is just a psychological tool that developed because it made us more likely to reproduce

>> No.11503497

>>11503428
idk

>> No.11503498

>>11503467
You wouldn't need to make it illegal if they were sterile, but yes, sterilization is a good idea

>> No.11503502

>>11503259
For real though if you want the ultimate pseud opinion this is it

>> No.11503521

>>11503498
>if its illegal no one will do it
wrong, the retard lovers must be hunted down and stopped from breeding the few that slip through the cracks

>> No.11503532

>>11503521
>they can still have kids even though they are sterile

I can do the arrow too, motherfucker

>> No.11503539

>>11503532
I think you missed the point of
>if its illegal no one will do it
referring to the sterilzation as well?

>> No.11503544

"Anime is just for kids"

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>>11503539
Dude, if they can outsmart the sterilization process, then they are smart enough to reproduce. Trips will confirm

>> No.11503605

>>11502952
Make him a racist or anti-semite.

>> No.11503611

>>11503556
>off by one
fucking rekt

>> No.11503617

>>11502961
I could get behind this

>> No.11503644
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>>11503611
Livestreaming sudoku in an hour, just polishing up my note to my parents.

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>>11503494
oh

>> No.11503657

>>11502952
Gödels incompleteness theorem shows *something unrelated* which proves that Nietzsche was right about *something Nietzsche never said*. I think that everyone who hasn't figured out that reality has a *my ideology* bias, just needs to be cleansed, it would make the world such a better place.

>> No.11503671

>>11503657
My favorite philosopher is Nietzsche

>> No.11503673

>>11502962
But video games are the highest artistic medium.

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>>11503657
haha

>> No.11503679

You could quote Richard Dawkins verbatim.

>I've forgotten the details, but I once piqued a gathering of theologians and philosophers by adapting the ontological argument to prove that pigs can fly. They felt the need to resort to Modal Logic to prove that I was wrong

>> No.11503682

>>11503671
Yeah, God is dead, so fuck having morals ans shit, am I right fellow Nietzschean?

>> No.11503684
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>>11503673
this

>> No.11503686

>>11503657
>>11495042
Anon, Godel is a math bitch, kys stemfag

>> No.11503692

>>11503673
YOU FOUND IT OP!
This is the one OP

>> No.11503695

>>11503682
Do you lift though?
We need /fitlit/

>> No.11503696

>>11503686
>>11494918

lol

>> No.11503704

>>11503695
tomorrow

>> No.11503707

>>11503686
The post you are quoting is actually right, it just has NOTHING to do with what the guy responded to.

>Godel is a math
Debatable, he was certainly closer to philosophy then most mathematicians.

>>11503696
That guy is absolutely right.

>> No.11503713

>>11503695
It was a great time, a strong mind needs a strong body and a strong body a strong mind.

>> No.11503737

make him a staunch believer in physiognomy
a good-looking person is ugly because of some small imperfection and it's actually a tell-tale sign of some huge personal failing
and ugly and boring guy is completely vindicated by his aristocratic nose

>> No.11503741

>>11503704
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, that is all I ever hear anons like you say. Tomorrow I'll stop wanking my pee-pee, tomorrow I'll clean my room, tomorrow I will get a job, tomorrow, because today I am just so full of potential! I mean, I could do anythig, especially since "God is dead". I could get on the bus without paying, I could tell my mom she's stupid and not even feel bad, I could throw a lit match into the forest and start a wildfire: I am beholden to no one! I am a God! And tomorrow I shall wield my infinitely potential power over the masses! Muahahahah

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>>11503741

>> No.11503784

>>11503004
wow its almost like out of all the fags who took iq tests just statistically at least one mother fucker had to get a perfect score, and it happened to be him, too bad for him you can't even use an iq test to get admissions to college lol

>> No.11503799

>>11503784
>admissions to college
yeah because this is such a strict meritocracy

>> No.11503800

"Now that we have science we don't need philosophy."

>> No.11503806

>>11503799
okay

>> No.11503814

>>11502952
moral nihilism
moral relativism
hard determinism
psychological egoism
political libertarianism
reddit atheism (includes naive materialism/reductionism about pretty much everything)

>> No.11503817

>>11503784
The SAT is both an IQ and a learned aptitude test.

>> No.11503829

>>11503814
also ethical hedonism
and of course scientism (but that's included in reddit atheism)

>> No.11503834

>>11502952
Just make him your general outspoken anti-natalist.

>> No.11503835

>>11503814
>>psychological egoism

cant refute it

>> No.11503836

"The present day is the best time to be alive because, it's peaceful and there isn't as much suffering and war."

>> No.11503845

That mankind is good

>> No.11503846

>>11503817
>
yeah no shit fgt because making little patterns out of colored blocks doesnt really have anything to do with succeeding in academia

>> No.11503853

>>11502952
>>11503814
>>11503829
bonus points if the character overuses terms like "rational", "logical", "biological imperative", "supernatural", "pseudo science", "unverifiable", "utility", "fallacy", "illusion"

>>11503835
sure buddy

>> No.11503858

>>11503846
and yet people who are good at making little patterns out of colored blocks on average are also good at academia. imagine that

>> No.11503859

>>11503853
exactly

>> No.11503861

"the standard of living is dropping not because of class war by the capitalist class but because of automation"

>> No.11503877

>>11503858
yeah? then why is that guy so buttblasted about academia then? just get some hella high gres and then go bang out a phd in something quick like math or cs, dude is a fuckin pseud

>> No.11503914

>>11503814
>moral relativism
cant refute this either

>> No.11503923

>>11503877
i imagine he lacks discipline, which once you have at least a basic threshold of intelligence becomes the most important element of success

>> No.11503950

>>11503914
that one is debatable though...psychological egoism is pretty self-evident i believe

>> No.11503987

Have the character defend a criminal who rape/murdered someone using nature/nurture arguments to pass off any opposition while blaming the victim and have him create an example where his opposition are in a position where they commit a crime but have it bare no resemblance to the original crime

>> No.11503995

>>11503259
Came here to post this.

>> No.11503998

>>11503995
This, but unironically

>> No.11504020

>>11502981
"Human identity is stratified, and thus has both individual and group levels. Accordingly, we can (and sometimes must) reason in terms of group identity. But when group self-identification is officially granted to some groups yet denied to others against which they compete, this can only result in imbalance and injustice. For example, when some overpopulating groups which have overtaxed their own resources by reproductive incontinence and homegrown oligarchy are allowed to migrate into the sovereign territories of worldwide ethnic minorities - e.g., people of European descent - and enjoy special “oppressed” status whereby they reap special benefits such as free food, free housing, free education, free healthcare, affirmative action, reproductive subsidies, and special treatment under the law, and are even credited with moral superiority due to their alleged “oppression”, this can result in the destruction of the national, cultural, and ethnic identity of the hosts, leading ultimately to their extinction. Incoming groups which assert their own collective identities while denying their hosts any reciprocal right of political group cohesion thus amount to noxious, invasive, and ultimately lethal socioeconomic parasites. Obviously, any governmental authority which enforces or encourages such asymmetry - e.g., the European Union - is illegitimate."
- Chris Langan

>> No.11504114

>>11502952
Greek and Roman religions were immoral.

>> No.11504133

>>11503814
So are there political, economic, and social varieties of libertarianism now?

>> No.11504143

"Clinton and Trump were both fine choices and I would have been happy with either outcome"

>> No.11504250

"Christianity is oppressive against homosexuals, but criticizing Islam is Islamophobia."

>> No.11504277

>>11502962
I agree with all of your post except
>or "fun"
"Fun" as we know it is a subjective term. Mr. 4chan psued over here has every right to call video games fun, because they bring him a form of enjoyment and pleasure.

>> No.11504311

Compatibilism

>> No.11504316

>>11504277
>Enjoyment and pleasure
"No pressure, no diamond" - Carlyle

>> No.11504326

>>11503125
OK, that makes sense. But in terms of economics, this is analogous to trade regulations or the Fed or the FDIC or what?

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>Mwen vle fè yon ti ti bebe ti bebe bou ti bebe ti bebe ki renmen anime ak vin foutu pa ti gason ti gason bou

>> No.11504417

>>11503467
>>11503498
>>11503521
if people are hooking up with retards---or they're hooking up with each other---in any statistically significant number, I've certainly never heard of it.
I thought retardation is a genetic anomaly, not something that is passed down because it is sexually selected. But even if it's 100% guaranteed that a retard will beget another retard, who the hell is fucking all these retards? They're repulsive. They aren't really a significant part of the population to begin with, the few that are actually able to reproduce are going to be overshadowed by retards begat from normal parents, which again, is a small number anyhow. Come to think of it, there was an old 60 Minutes program about a normal kid whose parents were both retards.
Let's focus our money and energy towards something more productive than a solution to a non-problem.

>> No.11504440
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>>11504417
1/59 have autism
More with assbergers

That's signifigant,

>> No.11504448

>>11504440
autism is separate from retardation, but your point is taken.

>> No.11504494

>>11502952
Claim societal acceptance of something absolutely insane in the name of leftist inclusion/progress. For example, the Ted Talk about defending/accepting pedophilia. You can do this with multiple topics too.

>> No.11504495

>>11503168
And the best defense of this opinion?
"That wasn't real communism/marxism/socialism"

>> No.11504496 [DELETED] 

>>11504417
>who is fucking these retards

bro i have to share this story its so wack ok there's was this dude at my work who had some kind of retardation like "learning disability " type shit but at least he had like a sort of ok officey kind of job, so some like 30 something bitch with a kid seduces him, gets him to marry her i assume to take care of her kid, he knocks her up, kid is also retarded, he gets fired from his job, get a wagecuck job, loses his transportation can't do that, so finally she leaves him looking for another sucker but now she has two kids from two baby daddies and one is literally retarded, these people are white btw lmao

>> No.11504608

>>11503011
10/10

>> No.11505520

>>11503644
I laughed at that gif for like 10 mins anon

>> No.11505998

>>11503814
but moral nihilism is patrician

>> No.11506037

asuka is best girl

>> No.11506061

>>11506037
but unironically based tho