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BEHEAD ALL SATANS disccusion Anonymous Sat Jul 21 14:52:28 2018 No.11497584 [DELETED]

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Can we discuss this book please?

I've been lurking for some time and I picked this up for poops and teehees, seeing as it was either being shilled or jokingly shilled. The idea of some guy pushing his book on /lit/ is pretty funny to me.

Anyway. I finished it. What a ride.

What did you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 14:55:56 2018 No.11497612 >No one has read it >No one owns it You clearly are the one who wrote it OP, no one else but the writer was shilling it here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 14:59:51 2018 No.11497639 >>11497612 I only fucked up part is, is that I actually ended up relating to the narrator a pathetic amount of times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:08:48 2018 No.11497689 >>11497639 Probably because you wrote it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:10:06 2018 No.11497694 >>11497689 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:12:02 2018 No.11497707 >>11497689 >>11497694 God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:12:33 2018 No.11497711 >>11497612 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXIPUla1oU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:14:38 2018 No.11497724 >>11497584 How long did it take you to read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:20:21 2018 No.11497748 >>11497584 where did the book really work for you and where did it drag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:22:46 2018 No.11497760 >>11497584 most incompetent shill I've ever seen, just stop anon

Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:22:48 2018 No.11497761

>>11497584
No one's gonna buy your book, man. It's just not catching on here. If you actually want to sell a few copies your best bet is to get into the alt lit scene. Befriend some of the retards from that group. Tweet to them, review their books and stuff like that. They'll start to like and get used to you and will read and shill your book. Then all their hanger-ons and wannabes will do the same since they all completely copy each other. You won't be famous but you'll probably sell like a hundred copies a year and get interviewed by shitty blogs. Better than your current strategy of shilling on this shithole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:23:15 2018 No.11497762 >>11497748 >>11497724 >>11497639 >>11497584 Nigga we know you wrote it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:25:25 2018 No.11497771 I saw somebody shilling this book on /pol/ a while back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:30:29 2018 No.11497794 File: 37 KB, 383x561, 6_123748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one was better read

Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:33:12 2018 No.11497802
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>>11497761
Author here. It is being bought, in drips and drabs...so the current strategy will continue.
Being honest: I've never ever created single thread for the books on any board. I'm not OP, but if someone makes a thread about them, of course I'm going to respond.
I'm will try to cut back on replying with the lemur macro images, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:36:05 2018 No.11497811 Stop shilling this poor excuse for a book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:36:14 2018 No.11497812 >>11497802 I can tell by your diction and typing style that you are OP. Pathetic. Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:46:07 2018 No.11497853 >>11497802 OP here. Yeah I guess we sound the same. >>11497724 About 3 days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 15:47:15 2018 No.11497862 >>11497771 >somebody I bet I know who it was

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:11:01 2018 No.11497996 >>11497812 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqO3XXxPD14

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:16:48 2018 No.11498024 >>11497853 ...where did the book really work for you and where did it drag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:19:09 2018 No.11498034 >>11498024 OP here. Dragged at the end. Kept going in circles, but I think that was the intention. Fun, but boring after a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:20:32 2018 No.11498040 >>11498034 interesting interesting, would you consider buying more copies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:28:45 2018 No.11498102 every post itt is me btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:33:07 2018 No.11498140 Anyone got a pdf? Not on libgen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:37:54 2018 No.11498172 File: 383 KB, 621x889, CaptainBAS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498040 very funny. this is why /lit/ needs IDs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:39:17 2018 No.11498182 >>11498140 just buy it dude it's totally worth it. I'm not OP or the author btw https://www.amazon.com/Behead-All-Satans-M-N-M-D-R/dp/0692453555

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:40:53 2018 No.11498194 >26 replies >13 ips kek, people still fall for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:41:57 2018 No.11498207 >>11497584 Posting about this book should be grounds for permaban.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:42:09 2018 No.11498211 >>11498140 Lmao you know you fucking suck when even libgen doesn't have your book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:42:25 2018 No.11498214 >>11498194 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dGJDJoeAok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:43:36 2018 No.11498220 >>11498207 >>11498211 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxkoAFTf-4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:44:43 2018 No.11498225 I'm going to steal copies and sell them at 200% markup just to spite faggot OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:46:17 2018 No.11498237 >>11498225 How are you going to steal them?

Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:46:59 2018 No.11498244
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>>11498182
>just buy it dude it's totally worth it. I'm not OP or the author btw
*Breathes in*
HAHA HAHAHHAHHAH AAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OH OH ONONONONONO HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHWAHHAAHAHAHHHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:47:32 2018 No.11498248 >>11498237 There's bound to be a warehouse somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:49:00 2018 No.11498260 >>11498248 I hope you do it but it seems unlikely. If you do, please don't post about it though. That will probably go viral and cause it to become another meme book on here ahich is what the author wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:51:56 2018 No.11498284 >>11498225 Steal one copy then make a PDF of it so no one has to buy it again. Surprised no one has done this before. (probably because no one has bought this book) >>11498260 >Viral See >>11498244

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 16:57:21 2018 No.11498312 >>11498284 I thought of that, but the idea of all that money not going to OP feels too good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 17:01:08 2018 No.11498339 >>11497584 OP, could you kindly reply to this? Ok OP, everyone knows you are the authour. Could you drop a free link to the PDF. I am not paying for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 17:25:06 2018 No.11498497 File: 110 KB, 253x295, BAS moptop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498339 you will kindly pay and you will enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 17:37:50 2018 No.11498580 i'm not op but let's all buy several copies as a prank haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 17:40:08 2018 No.11498594 File: 61 KB, 693x232, 1532026338757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498207

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 17:41:18 2018 No.11498598 >>11497584 one of these days one of us, probably me, is gonna buy it and actually post negative feedback for it. it cant actually be good. someone do this and give a synopsis of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 18:05:07 2018 No.11498709 File: 278 KB, 519x248, RetardArePleasantlyElegantSometimes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498207

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 18:13:27 2018 No.11498751 File: 166 KB, 862x532, fff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eh..guys, this joke has got to stop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 18:17:15 2018 No.11498769 >>11498751 See, they're starting to believe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 18:46:35 2018 No.11498892 >>11497802 You're so full of shit lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 18:48:26 2018 No.11498902 File: 110 KB, 428x429, TURD2_electric doo doo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11498892 that's meanie talk, sir or madam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 18:59:10 2018 No.11498948 Can the mods just permaban this faggot already?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:03:45 2018 No.11498972 >>11498948 You're assuming he hasn't been banned multiple times and isn't evading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:07:02 2018 No.11498990 >>11497584 Post a picture of the first page please and ty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:08:47 2018 No.11499000 >>11497584 Can you actually explain what the fuck it's about? I've yet to get a direct answer.

Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:12:21 2018 No.11499016

>>11499000
From what little I've seen, it has something to do with a guy going through a shit relationship and breakup. My guess is that the title comes from the protagonist getting so burned by his breakup that he starts using "satan" as a synonym for "female".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:22:28 2018 No.11499051 >>11497689 based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:33:01 2018 No.11499092 >>11498948 Why? It's a rare instance of something actually being interesting on here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:34:41 2018 No.11499096 >>11497584 POST a PDF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:35:35 2018 No.11499099 >>11498948 JIDF be so pushy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:36:45 2018 No.11499102 File: 126 KB, 879x695, BASrightonthenose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11499016 >My guess is that the title comes from the protagonist getting so burned by his breakup that he starts using "satan" as a synonym for "female"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:37:44 2018 No.11499105 Mods, please read the following >>11498207

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:39:44 2018 No.11499110 >>11499105 we're having a discussion, sweetie. please no shoah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:43:52 2018 No.11499127 >>11498948 what a reddit thing to say...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 19:51:45 2018 No.11499169 reading the amazon preview. it's kind of funny but it's too dark for me. the humor is pretty gen X, which kind of depresses me. Kids these days

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 20:01:11 2018 No.11499213 >>11499169 >gen X >Kids these days I don't care if this is ironic or not. I just fucking hate the implications of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 20:04:24 2018 No.11499227 File: 548 KB, 1655x1505, 21st century masterpieces complete list.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Masterpieces all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 20:05:05 2018 No.11499230 >>11499213 I was typing "kids these days don't talk like that", and it kind of depressed me because they only way they do talk is kind of dumb fuck man. why would you write such a monotonous ugly thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 20:21:48 2018 No.11499297 >>11499227 damn. when you're right you're right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 21 20:36:07 2018 No.11499346 >>11499230 Proofread your posts more thoroughly before you hit submit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:03:05 2020 No.11499346,1 lol

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