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>begin reading Lolita
>start trying to determine if little girls are nynphets or not
i guess this is how it starts huh

Also, how do I hide my erections when reading this book in public?

>> No.11497329
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>> No.11497337

Is that Jake Gyllenhaal?

>> No.11497347

>>11497325
killing yourself could be a good solution you fucking pedophile

also stop reading nabokov for the plot

>> No.11497360
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It should have the opposite effect you boomer creep.

>> No.11497372

>>11497325
*ephebophile

>> No.11497380

>>11497372
*Hebephilia

>> No.11497381

>>11497325
Imagine being this impressionable and easily swayed.

>> No.11497404

>>11497360
this image is fucking grand

>> No.11497422

>>11497325
Do not read in public, you pseud

>> No.11497432

I thought this board was filled with open-minded individuals but all I see is pedo-hating posts.

>> No.11497434

>>11497360
>P&V

>> No.11497444

>>11497432
Are you the same guy that made the pedo analysis thread? Just give up, it's the one thing too edgy for even 4chan.

>> No.11497454

>>11497444
Nothing too edgy for 4chan. Now OP needs to move on to the 120 days of sodom.

>> No.11497460

>>11497434
whats wrong with P&V? good friend of mine is a russian major and all the profs in his department recommend them

>> No.11497468

>>11497460
translations? in the Russian department?

>> No.11497471

>>11497460
your friend is a pseud and so are you

>> No.11497476
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>>11497325
>Nabokov made me a pedo
It's perfectly normal to be attracted to healthy young women. It's purely a social construct to find it unpleasant, like similar social taboos against homosexuality.

>> No.11497485

kiddie fuckers pls stay on your containment board
>>>/tv/

or go back to the FBI honeypot
>>>/b/

>> No.11497486

>>11497444
Tell that to /tv/

>> No.11497500

>>11497476
Dont you try to put them on the same boat. Homosexuals are disgusting.

>> No.11497503

Not quite ephebephilia, but daily reminder that Aristotle thought the ideal age for marriage is 35 for men and 18 for women. And he's objectively right.

>> No.11497504 [DELETED] 

>>11497325
So why is your image of a 28 year old jewess?

>> No.11497522

here is an objective ranking of sexual hangups, perversions, kinks, fetishes and disorders

Ironic Homsexuality>Hetero Ass Play>Cuckoldry>heterosex>OTPHS>Orgies>Rape stuff>>>>>>unironic Homosexuality>Bestiality>>>>>>>>>footfaggotry

>> No.11497546

>>11497500
Funnily enough homos are the worst for this sort of thing. Milo got canned for revealing too many unpleasant truths about what actually goes on in the gay scene. They want that shit kept strictly on the down-low, so the straights don't get freaked out and start wanting to make it all illegal again. Any faganon knows exactly what I'm talking about

>> No.11497641

>>11497546
What's happening on the gay scene?

>> No.11497706

>>11497641
Remember when you were 13 and horny AF? When you're gay you can actually do something about it.
If you're straight you have no idea how easy it is for fags to get laid. Eye contact alone can do it, there's none of the complications of straight courtship, you both want the same thing and you can get straight to it without messing around.
So basically a 13 year old homo with a boner will find someone to fuck. And when you're gay you can spot a 13 year old homo a mile off. And wait there's more. A 13 year old homo probably isn't even out to his friends or family yet, so unlike a 13 year old girl he won't even tell anyone he just got fucked by a middle aged man in a parking lot behind a night club. So what would cause a very big deal if it were a young girl just slides by unnoticed - gays are very good at being discreet anyway, and they probably didn't even exchange names or numbers. We keep it on the down-low as I mentioned, because we don't want you breeders getting freaked out.
>tl;dr almost every gay guy has fucked a *very* underage twink, and were themselves fucked by older men when they were that age.

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>>11497706
It's been a while since I've seen a post filled with such utter fucking nonsense, anon. I guess you've a PhD in Faggotology or something, seeing as you're the big expert?

>> No.11497722

>>11497706
I KNEW gays were fucking like rabbits! I KNEW it! They couldn’t fool me! Just like straights my ass!

>> No.11497732

>>11497325
is your name Patton Oswalt?

>> No.11497751
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>>11497717
You're telling me this doesn't happen? Because it does, and is very common and if you're gay you know it. How old were you when you first fucked a guy and how old was he?

>> No.11497785

>>11497751
I'm the one who asked wtf is going on in the gay scene.

I totally agree with u that it's fucking gross, and the idea that it's probably easier for a 13y boi to get dickslapped than straights has never crossed my mind. On this I think ur right. Gays seems to be a lot more on the hedonistic side of life, that's for sure. But straights are often just oppressing their own sex shit because it's diffi to get laid, pluss less things are accepted as a straight femme/male. They prolly aren't any better?

>> No.11497808

>>11497785
>They prolly aren't any better?
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, I'm just saying it happens. And it's a bit more complicated than just 'oh it's statutory rape', it is consensual. And if it can be consensual for fags why not straights?

>> No.11497819

>>11497706
GAS ALL FUCKING QUEERS
MENTALLY ILL CUNTS

FAULTY HUMAN BEINGS

>> No.11497873

>>11497503
I wish I was an 18 year old girl

>> No.11497885

>>11497503
As I recall in Xenophon's Oikonomos he advocates for having brides aged about 14.

>> No.11497899

>>11497808
It definetly can. I'm just saying, I think it happens both ways. It's more taboo as a straight to fuck some halfaged guy than for a fag, seeing as by being fag ur already in it for the radicalism. Who cares about a twink buttfucking a beer? It's men, right? Straight people would never tell, and gays don't tell, for different kinds of reasons. But the world is already falling apart in some hedonistic pipe dream. I dream of more stable days (no offence to anyone)

>> No.11497924

>>11497899
Ahhaha, I just realized I said twink buttfucking a beer, haha that never happens. I'm slightly drunk, don't mind me

>> No.11497927

>>11497329
>apple
They threw out the report.

>> No.11497930

>>11497924
Wait, or does it? Omg does this happen?

>> No.11497931

>>11497444
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about. Browse more boards.

>> No.11497940

>>11497476
But anon, a pedo isnt attracted to healthy young women. They are attracted to prepubescent girls.

>> No.11497951

>>11497808
Even if its consensual. It still is statutory rape. Legally ofcourse, And law trumps morality in matters such as this.

>> No.11497977

Bisexuality is the choice sexuality of the alpha male

>> No.11497999

>>11497930
It fucking happens.
>>11497977
Also, this.

>> No.11498001

>>11497899
>seeing as by being fag ur already in it for the radicalism
Not as such, but you are already outside the mainstream of society and are maybe less likely to care about its taboos. Also, we tend to value young girls far more highly than young men, especially gay men. Eg it's quite common to see articles complaining that young girls are being pressured into nasty sex stuff, especially anal, and it's all agreed that young girls are delicate flowers who need to be protected from bad sex stuff. But nobody would dare write an article complaining about young men being pressured into anal sex, firstly nobody cares and secondly it might even be considered homophobic to even mention it.
Sexuality is such a complex varied thing and it will always defy well meaning attempts to put it into 'acceptable' and 'non acceptable' boxes

>> No.11498004

>>11497951
Of course legally it is rape. What I'm saying is that the law does not reflect the complex realities of sexual experience, especially the gay experience.

>> No.11498023

>>11497940
Twelve and up is a healthy young woman.

>> No.11498055

>>11498004
Big disagree, the gay experience of learning sex at such an early age is entirely fucking disgusting. The complex realities such as they are, are wrong by every metric. I understand that we need to recognize that these things happen, but the line exists. And it lies well before abiding such reprehensible things.

The law reflects, what does not reflect is the enforcement of the law.

>> No.11498078

>>11498023
Okay? Did you meant to reply to someone else?

>> No.11498081

>>11497706

END OF DAYS = END OF GAYS

>> No.11498094

>>11497460
where do you go to college LMAO

>> No.11498106

>>11498078
No. I meant to refute a flawed opinion.

>> No.11498124

>>11498106
What opinion would that be? Because there was no opinion in my post. I was simply stating the definition of a pedophile.

>> No.11498145

>>11498124
You said pedophiles aren't attracted to healthy young women and I refuted by pointing out that Dolores, as a twelve year old, is a healthy young woman, but I realize that is hebephilia, and now understand your distinction. I apologize.

>> No.11498164

>>11498145
You're good senpai.

>> No.11499602

>>11497454
>>11497486
>>11497931
Unironic irl children is always looked down upon. Even /b/ would freak out when cp is posted.

>> No.11499607

>>11499602
not the pedos. the pedos think it's based

>> No.11499804

>>11497325
Hey man children are beautiful I think most people feel this

Just don't fuck them nahmean

>> No.11500014

>>11497717
How do you think HIV gets to the young homo population? Middle aged fags prey on naive underage men

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>>11500014
>Middle aged fags prey on naive underage men
fake news

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>> No.11500040

>>11497325
This shit did the complete opposite for me desu. I feel more protective of girls around their early teens, not sexually attracted to them, it's a pretty vulnerable age. The 18 yr old thing is pretty arbitrary though.

>> No.11500892

>>11500036
>>Middle aged fags prey on naive underage men
No, more like all underage men want to get laid, and the gay ones actually can get laid, unlike straight men

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>this many people SEETHING at the idea that kids can get laid and they can't
Lmao

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>>11497325
The only sincere route you must follow now is the path of murderousness. You must prove you are not sexually attracted to children by offing a few. Good luck, anon. I will pray for you.