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>300 word essay due in 2 hours
>can't stop shitposting on /lit/

>> No.11492660

>>11492652
did you miss a zero on that word count?

>> No.11492662

>>11492652
>5 word essay due next month
>Still shit posting on /lit/ pretending to be a poltard

>> No.11492664

Just write your essay as one giant shitpost. Problem solved.

>> No.11492671

>>11492662
>tfw 1 word essay due in 50 years
MAGA brother

>> No.11492672

>>11492652
That gif is hawt. Sauce?

>> No.11492719

>>11492652
I wish I was a girl

>> No.11492827

>>11492672
Heartwork: Symphony of Destruction.

>> No.11492845

>>11492652
>1 page quadruple spaced paper about my dog due next year
kill me

>> No.11492970

>>11492652
>1 character essay due 2 seconds ago
welp, guess i'll try trade school

>> No.11492982

>1 syllable must be expressed before universal heat death
>I'm sitting here playing with my own balls

>> No.11492998
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>>11492982

>> No.11493029

>>11492982
I went away for 5 minutes and this is still funny as fuck. My wife is looking at me funny because I can't stop laughing.

>> No.11493032

>>11492652
What is it about? We can write it for you. Sounds like fun.

>> No.11493606

>>11492652
>300 words
>"essay"
k

>> No.11493753

>>11492671
>tfw 0 word essay due in an infinite deadline

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>>11492982

>> No.11493787

>>11492652
300 words is like 30 mins of work at most. closer to 10-15 mins probably

>> No.11493813

>>11492652
>300 words
Isn't that like a paragraph? Are you in elementary school or some shit?

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>>11492982

>> No.11493859

>>11493813
It's a pretty old meme, anon.

>> No.11493865

>>11492652
I have a project to deliver for a company I'm interviewing for that is due tomorrow, woke up and was like "I'm gonna start to work on it right now so I can finish it today", it's 4AM and I haven't touched it
fml