/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11489949]

>woke up at 9.30 am after over 9 hours of caffeine free sleep
>feeling slightly shitty and tired but in a good way, like the sleep and lack of caffeine has exposed how bad I was before
>browsing internet in my flat while drinking coffee I just bought (will read soon)
>plan to go to the gym today (for consistency of exercise, not because I can lift a lot) and then walk around central London
>plan to have coffee for just 3 more days before I stop it to get my strength back
>won't go in to work today but that goes without saying, it's Friday lol

I'm currently googling "I was a loser in high school" but I'm unable to sympathise with any of the stories. They're all normies with lives on easy mode.

[Anonymous No.11489971]

im about to crack open a fresh sips right now friendo. lets quit together

[Anonymous No.11489986]

>>11489949
Grow up, take responsibility and wash your penis.

[Anonymous No.11490165]

>>11489949
Based

[Anonymous No.11490193]

>>11489949
It's my favourite /r9k/ blog poster again.
Glad to have you back friend!

[Anonymous No.11490195]

Fuck off londonfrog your life is on easy mode. I'll trade with you

[Anonymous No.11490197]

>>11489949
i think mods should grant certain posters like londonfrog and ian immunity from having their threads deleted since their such and improtant part of boarud culture;

[Anonymous No.11490226]

>wake up at 5:30 p.m. to Mother calling tea time
>eat, then make a hot chocolate
>go back to room and read for a few hours
>turn on computer, read the news, watch a recent interview with Jacob Rees-Mogg
>open my favourite on-line forum
hi guys

[Anonymous No.11490243]

>>11490226
Now this is the dream

[Anonymous No.11490248]

>>11490226
I can't believe I have to share this board with children.

[Anonymous No.11490307]

>>11490226
I wish I could live at home without bullshit responsibilities, bullshit taxes and bullshit rent to pay for with my slave labour. So jealous of NEETs. Truly the comfiest years of my painful existence...

[Anonymous No.11490308]

Based paki incel

[Anonymous No.11490340]

>>11489949
>with lives on easy mode
Ironically, this is exactly what I feel when I read your posts.

[Anonymous No.11490387]

>>11490307
Same, i'd go back to NEET in a heartbeat if i could. Wageslavery is a joke

[Anonymous No.11491080]

I want to FUCK londonfrog in his ASS

[Anonymous No.11491181]

>>11489949
I'm AT THIS VERY MOMENT exploring Kings Cross after working out at primrose hill outdoor gym and popping a caffeine pill.

Feels good to be /london/

[Anonymous No.11491183]

Londonfrog here. I browsed the internet, read a book, then ate and I'm back on the internet. I still feel too tired to go to the gym. I have to set a deadline for no more coffee.

I will probably go outside and walk around a bit.

I also wrote that love island troll topic, which someone else worked out lol. LMAO, pathetic losers on this board look down on me but can't bear to look up and see the Chads and the Staceys

[Anonymous No.11491195]

>>11491181

>outdoor gym

Hipster detected. I bet you're taking an Uber back to your loft share while drinking a Frappucini and booking a yoga workout through an app you saw advertised on the underground

[Anonymous No.11491211]

>>11491195
Gymnastics with bars and rings is the only way to make gains without going braindead

Also uber is for neolib normies, I take proper unionised black cabs

[Anonymous No.11491215]

>>11491183
based and redpilled!

[Anonymous No.11491317]

>>11490197
He should have a Sticky

[Anonymous No.11492353]

Currently lying in my bed, as I know all the normies are outside right now and enjoying their lives.

[Anonymous No.11492372]

>>11489949
>lives on easy mode
yeah because your life is so hard. grow up faggot

[Anonymous No.11492382]

This is a literature board not your diary you utter fags.

[Anonymous No.11492391]

>>11490197
Ian yes, Londonfag no.