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11448834 No.11448834 [Reply] [Original]

Let'a cast Blood Meridian. I'll start with: The Judge

>> No.11448851

>>11447863

>> No.11448859
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11448859

Da kid

>> No.11448861

>>11448859
Fuck off out of here

>> No.11448882

Joe Rogan for The Judge is the only correct answer.

>> No.11448885

>>11448882
Yeah let's have a Judge high on DMT

>> No.11448889

>>11448882
>Jamie pull up that kid’s asshole. Look at the size of that thing, it’s so tight, that thing’ll tear your dick to shreds

>> No.11448895
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11448895

I think having a Hollywood sweetheart play a role such as the kid would add to the uneasiness.

>> No.11448926
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>>11448834
*teleports behind you*
psssh...nothin personnel...kid

>> No.11448932

>>11448895
I think if the film were to be made, some of the ambiguity ought to be cleared up. Does the kid get raped and killed by the Judge at the end, or did they both rape and murder the girl and stick her in the outhouse?

>> No.11448940

>>11448926
this nigga looks like he can take it up the ass

>> No.11448942
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11448942

The Judge

>> No.11448961

>>11448882
Joe is something like 5'4 and has a strange orange hue, like a bald leprechaun

>> No.11448965

The most important thing is that Franco is forever kept away from this project, his incapable ass has horribly adapted way to many classic books

>> No.11448984
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11448984

The judge

>> No.11448993

>>11448984
Chilling

>> No.11448998
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11448998

The Judge

>> No.11449004
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>>11448834
There is already a great and marketable judge

>> No.11449008
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11449008

The Judge

>> No.11449040
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11449040

The Judge.

>> No.11449053
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11449053

The Judge

>> No.11449139

>>11448834
I think Glen Fleshler or John Carroll Lynch would make a fine judge.

>> No.11449142

Dennis Hopper as Glanton

>> No.11449149

>>11449139
>not The Rock

>> No.11449171
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11449171

>>11448834
The Kid.
...if this is a hollywood movie, this is probably who they'd actually be cast.

>> No.11449181

>>11448834
does anyone know what ron perlman looks like bald?

>>11448895
also agreed. gotta be frog boy, too.

>> No.11449183
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11449183

>>11448834
The kid

>> No.11449189
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11449189

>>11449181
congrats to me, I was right.
Ron Perlman as the judge

>> No.11449191

>>11448965
I agree whole-heartedly, his love for McCarthy's books is almost as great as his complete incompetence for adapting his work.
That's pretty ironic.

>> No.11449196
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11449196

David Brown

>> No.11449202

Idris Elba as the VanDiemanlander

>> No.11449204
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11449204

The Judge

>> No.11449220

>>11449196
That would actually work
I was thinking Ben Foster but this would be better

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11449227

>>11449204
A-are you fat shaming?

>> No.11449230

>>11449220
He just seems so suited to psychotic roles

>> No.11449252
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11449252

Maybe for Tobin the priest.
He did the religious thing well in Scorsese's "Silence", so the contrast of anti-priest here might resonate.

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11449365

>> No.11449510

Tom Cruise as Glanton

>> No.11449568

>>11448834

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - director
Will Poulter - the Kid
Tom Hardy (shaved and bulked up) - the Judge
Toadvine - Michael Keaton
Captain White - Benicio del Toro (it's a twist that he actually has hispanic heritage)
John Joel Glanton - Sean Penn
Tobin the ex-priest - Zach Galiafinakis
David Brown - Domhnall Gleeson

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11449771

>>11448834

Nice try kiddo, but I think you'll find this is the real Judge.

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11449846

unironically

>> No.11449907

>>11449008
this

>> No.11449981

The big question is who plays the imbecile?

>> No.11450004

>>11449981
You

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>>11450004

>> No.11450037

When I read BM I imagined Adam Driver as the Kid.

>> No.11450045
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11450045

The Judge

>> No.11450086
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11450086

The Judge (Jk Simmons)

>> No.11450111

There is no one right for the Judge. Make it an animation.

>> No.11450298

>>11450111
animation is for babas

>> No.11450322

Is it some kind of meme or do people legitimately not understand that the judge is extremely fat?

>> No.11450458
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11450458

> the Judge

>> No.11450461

>>11450298
philistine, you have no imagination.

>> No.11450910

>>11450322
do you not understand that putting a pillow up your shirt give you big belly

>> No.11451112
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11451112

Judge Holden. Pure evil.

>> No.11451138

>>11449171
>not Ansel Elgort

>> No.11451145

>>11449365
by far the best choice but he's getting too old too quick

>> No.11451296

>>11448882
A low-T manlet with an Internet presence, perfect. Did you think about this at all before you spat up the name of your favorite podcast host?

>> No.11451300

>>11449040
Considering this dude can't even deadlift 315, he probably wouldn't be able to pick up the prop howitzer

>> No.11451301

>>11451112
fucking this

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>>11448834

>> No.11451330

>>11451112
They'll have to CGI his height, he's got the man-baby look down though.

>> No.11451372

The Judge: Daniel-Day Lewis
The Kid: Paul Dano

I just want to see another movie with the two of them.

>> No.11451383

>>11449053
this is The Dwayne dumbass

>> No.11451406

>>11448965
Luckily he has fallen foul of the #metoo furore and will be capable of raising funds for a blood meridian adaptation.

If anything good has come of #metoo its that james franco will never get to fuck up a blood meridian adaptation.

>> No.11451441

>>11451406
>incapable of raising funds for a blood meridian adaptation
You underestimate franco, he's devoted enough to raise those funds on his own just to fuck up the adaption. Look what he did with Child of God, he's going to end up directing, starring, and producing the movie just so he can muck it all up.

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11451480

>>11448834
Hey Brando, getthafock out o' me way, m8!

>> No.11451551

>>11451441

Not to speak of how he absolulety defiled Faulkner

Franco treats the authors he "loves" like broads that he's going fuck and then brag about that he got all up in that, otherwise why the fuck would you think yourself capable of adapting all these books in a period of just a couple of years?

>> No.11451583

>>11451441
i bet he sings the theme tune too.... fucking untalented narcissist.

genuinely temped to tweet that he sexually assaulted me to further tarnish his reputation.

who's with me!?!

>> No.11451670

>>11450910
...and makes your cheeks look round and fat like baby -- good point!

>> No.11452713

>Tom Hardy (shaved and bulked up) - the Judge

The judge was supposed to be like 7 feet tall not 4'11''

>> No.11452792
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11452792

The judge

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11452849

The Judge

>> No.11453790

>>11452792
Honestly this guy has to be one of the most vile individual I've ever seen

>> No.11453800

>>11448926
kek

>> No.11453803

>>11449008
it should be someone 190+cm tall