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MALE:
>SELF-SABOTAGE: UNABLE TO COMPLETE A SIMPLE ACADEMIC DEGREE, MAINTAIN A JOB OR STABLE LIFESTYLE, TYPICALLY NEET
>SPORADIC MENTAL BREAKDOWNS: EACH ONE MORE ACUTE THAN THE LAST, DECEIVES ONESELF INTO THINKING HE HAS *DEVELOPED* FURTHER WITH EACH ONE, LIFE CONTINUES TO BE CHAOTIC
>PHILOSOPHICAL OVERDOSE: PHILOSOPHISES EVERY ASPECT OF HIS LIFE RENDERING HIM CATATONIC AND UNABLE TO FUNCTION IN THE REAL WORLD
>FLANEUR: WONDERS AIMLESSLY ACROSS CITY STREETS, RUMINATING OVER HUMANITY, CONSIDERS THIS ACTIVITY CONDUCIVE TO THE ULTIMATE PHILOSOPHICAL/LITERARY WORK BUT IN ACTUAL FACT WASTES TIME
>JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE: PICKS UP A SERIES OF INTERESTS OVER TIME, QUICKLY DROPPING THEM, NEVER MASTERING THEM
>VULNERABLE SUPERIORITY: QUICKLY DROPS INTERESTS ONCE THESE INTERESTS ARE EMBODIED IN AN EXTERNAL FACTOR (TEACHER, LECTURER, ADVERTISEMENT ETC.), MODERN MALE UNABLE TO BE 'EDUCATED', FOOLISHLY BELIEVES HIS OWN NOVICE KNOWLEDGE IS SUPERIOR TO THAT OF LEARNED INDIVIDUAL
>CHRISTKEK MENTALITY: BELIEVES IN PERSONAL PURITY THROUGH ACTIVITIES LIKE NOFAP YET WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY ARISES, IS MORE DEPRAVED THAN ANYONE
>BABBIED: IMMATURITY AND IMPATIENCE AS A RESULT OF BEING BABBIED BY MOMMY SINCE ADOLESCENCE (POSITIVELY OR NEGATIVELY)

FEMALE:
>COPIOUS DRUG USER: WEED, XANAX AND OXY ARE MOST COMMON. COCAINE, LSD, ACID, MUSHROOMS, HEROIN, DMT, FENTANYL, KRATOM, ADDERALL ETC.
>SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS: NOTHING THEY WILL NOT DO WITH THE 'RIGHT' PERSON
>RACE-MIXER: FINDS WHITE MEN 'BORING' AND 'PLAIN'
>ARTIFICIAL STARVATION: MAINTAIN SKINNY BODY SHAPE
>VEGANISM/VEGETARIANISM: LOVE OF ANIMALS EXTENDS TO DIETARY RESTRAINTS
>BI-SEXUAL: RETREAT INTO LESBIANISM WHEN VULNERABILITY WITH A MALE BECOMES TOO UNBEARABLE
>ACADEMICALLY SUCCESSFUL: ABILITY TO GET THROUGH ACADEMIC DEGREE DESPITE MENTAL ILLNESS (SUB-CONSCIOUS REALISATION MEN WILL BE UNABLE TO PROVIDE SUPPORT IN THE FUTURE, MAXIMISATION OF SECURITY)
>SIMPLE AESTHETIC: SEPARATED FROM NORMIE FEMALES IN LACK OF EXCESS (PLAIN CLOTHING)
>SELF-HARMER: MASOCHISTIC FETISHES OF ABUSE AND DOMINANCE BY MALES WHILST ADVOCATING FEMALE EMPOWERMENT IN PUBLIC LIFE
>DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL: FORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH FATHER, FATHER USED AS NOTHING MORE THAN A TRUST FUND

SIMILARITIES: AUTISM, BAD PARENTING, FEAR OF VULNERABILITY, SUICIDAL, DEPRESSIVE EPISODES, MILLENNIAL, HYBRIDISED, DICHOTIC

DIFFERENTIATION: FEMALE (ACADEMIC SUCCESS) MALE (ACADEMIC FAILURE), FEMALE (SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS) MALE (CELIBATE; VOLUNTARILY OR INVOLUNTARILY), FEMALE (BI-SEXUAL) MALE (TYPICALLY HETERO-SEXUAL OR HOMO-SEXUAL), FEMALE (MEME-REPLICATOR) MALE (MEME-CREATOR), FEMALE (LONG-TERM GOALS) MALE (SHORT-TERM GOALS), FEMALE (COLOURFUL CLOTHING) MALE (BLACK AND WHITE AESTHETIC)

>> No.11442253

>>11442247

go outside

>> No.11442275

>>11442247
i mean you're right but do you have to post it over and over

>> No.11442283

wtf i'm none of those things

>> No.11442286

Based af

Millennials btfo for eternity

>> No.11442294

>>>/r9k/

>> No.11442296

based

>> No.11442298

dude stop it's bad for your throat

>> No.11442307

>>11442247
not one (1) single argument can be made against this. This post is incontrovertible truth. OP went blind looking too long into the light for our sake. Let us not waste his sacrifice.

>> No.11442314

>>11442247
Basé et Rougepilled

>> No.11442318

>>PHILOSOPHICAL OVERDOSE: PHILOSOPHISES EVERY ASPECT OF HIS LIFE RENDERING HIM CATATONIC AND UNABLE TO FUNCTION IN THE REAL WORLD
that's what you're le doing with this post
or at least causing in le modern males

>> No.11442319

Projection much, OP?

>> No.11442383

>>11442318
Really makes you think

>> No.11442524

What are some books with this aesthetic?

>> No.11442534
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>>11442524

>> No.11442543

>>11442253
THIS

Honestly this place is myopic and cancerous. Posts like the OP are good examples of it. You become more and more fascinated with satirizing other people and making yourself out as some sort of genius at the expense of common decency, humility, straightforwardness and simplicity.

>> No.11442566

>>11442247
>ARTIFICIAL STARVATION: MAINTAIN SKINNY BODY SHAPE
i fucking wish

>> No.11442569

>>11442543
no. this place is redbased.

>> No.11442684

>>11442566
:)

>> No.11442705

>>11442566
*coughs* But excuse me miss anon could you please be so kind as to post a digital photograph of your personal and sacred (god is great) pair of mammalian breast protuberances? Thank you.

>> No.11442709

>>11442247
How the fuck have people like you never met a real person before?

>> No.11442710

What do I do if this describes me perfectly