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is there such a thing as a /lit/ ho?

what lit reading hos have u encountered?

>> No.11433717

based /mu/ tripfag

>> No.11433719
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>>11433711
They read garbage magazines like Cosmo

>> No.11433725

>>11433711
This is a nightmare

>> No.11433731

>>11433711
The youtube bitches that review ya novels.

>> No.11433736

>>11433711
I've met 1(one) woman that is serious about literature.

>> No.11433737

>>11433711
This is a lovely dream.

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>>11433711
>I care about sex like women and jews told me to

will you grow a vagina too or you just want to think like women?

>> No.11433745
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god, i--
lol i just wish--
god i wish all three of them were me

>> No.11433749

>>11433745
yo imagine a short story where a dude transitions into a clique of girls

>> No.11433751

dude half of my second dates are "wanna just come over and read?"

you don't even fuck em yet. you just unconsciously establish that you respect whatever they like to think about and simultaneously you seem like mr big brain man

>> No.11433761

>>11433751
Do people actually go over to each other's places and just silently read? My only experience with this is Katawa Shoujo.

>> No.11433768

>>11433761
i did that once but then the chick started hiding her books, i guess she was expecting me to try to fuck her or something, i should definitely kill myself

>> No.11433769

>>11433749
actually, this makes me wonder: does or would the movie mean girls still resonate with girls of that age, or slightly older? the generation that's just now coming up seems totally alien to me, in their behavior as well as general outlook, and i can't tell if that's just a reflection of my own temperament and disconnection as i get older, or if there really has been a change in the broad psychological make-up of young people

>> No.11433772

>>11433761
i've done it. Usually it works better when one person is reading and the other is writing, drawing, ect. Most comfy experiences i've had

>> No.11433798

my wife has better taste in literature than me. i'm into stupid postmodern shit and she reads the classics.

>> No.11433807

>>11433798
faggot cuckold

>> No.11433812

>>11433772
>Most comfy experiences i've had
I imagine it would be.

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>>11433812

>> No.11433824

>>11433816
Ah, yes. The famous wh*Te "people" I have heard so much about.

>> No.11433829

>>11433769
>their behavior as well as general outlook, and i can't tell if that's just a reflection of my own temperament and disconnection as i get older, or if there really has been a change in the broad psychological make-up of young people
give us a number: how many young folks have you experienced to make a judgement about them as a quarter or half or whole?

>> No.11433837

>>11433824
Those aren't even people, they're cattle

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>>11433711
Another /mu/tant who enjoys reading I see. Sorry to hear about that broken heart though man, I once dated a girl for like 3 days then she ghosted me. Said I was too affectionate. Well she fixed that for sure, I’m cold as a rock now.

>> No.11433845

>>11433824
>am*ricans
>wh*te

>> No.11433851

>>11433816
I just realised this family is happier than I'll ever be in my entire life.

>> No.11433852

>>11433829
i have not made any definitive judgment. i am only trying to make sense of a transient feeling-- almost like an insight, but too hazy to discern even the outline--prompted by the earlier post
do you know the phrase 'spit-balling'?
that's what i'm after
spit on my balls

>> No.11433856

>>11433851
there is no such thing as happiness

>> No.11433859

Yeah but I lost her

>> No.11433860

>>11433761
yeah you just gotta be chill about it. you get to cozy up on a sofa and read and maybe play footsy. bitches are too easy

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>>11433851
Just replace Confidence with Happiness

>> No.11433866

The best thing about art hoes is the way their frail little arms feel wrapped around your chest. It makes you feel like a man. More than that, it makes you feel like this isn't just a night. It is when you look down at her face with that stupid Uma bob and forget about the immense pain in your heart when you told her Murakami was a decent writer and her unfeeling persona is just as affected as your own but you only manage to wonder if you have enough cigarettes for when you will go smoke in a couple minutes because you don't actually smoke but maybe she'll give you one of hers and maybe she'll find it cute and maybe you will get a third date.

>> No.11433868

>>11433851
i unironically enjoy life more after i stopping being a hater and let myself enjoy apple products

>> No.11433870

Something about their "I'm subverting sexist cultural norms by styling myself unattractively" while still very clearly trying to remain attractive aesthetic seems so... Pathetic.

>> No.11433887

>>11433870
I'm attracted to pathetic.

>> No.11433894

>>11433852
yeah its difficult to gauge.. we see 1000 examples of youth today and think we can speak about 10,000,000

>> No.11433897

>>11433887
check out narcissus over here

>> No.11433899

>>11433870
wow dude you've got it all figured out. huh.

>> No.11433900

>>11433711
Absolutely. They are sexy when hot. I knew literally hundreds such girls at UC Berkeley. Basically at the nexus of art, lit, fashion.

>> No.11433905

>>11433894
yeah, it's like a major part of cognition is the assignation of particular instances to a general concept
lol like anti-nominalism was built into our brains or something
how silly

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I know two "girl readers"
They're fucking retarded
They boast to people about how much they read and how highly they place intelligence. They always talk shit about their friends who don't read. Yet they come to me for interpretations about books all the time, which they then recite verbatim to other people as their own. They misread Lolita so badly it was embarrassing to talk to them about it.
They buy 10 books to put on their shelf for every 1 book (sub 300 pages) they read. One girl bought Apology by Plato, it was this giant leather edition or something, the text was giant. It was like 150 pages for the fucking Apology. She never finished it.
They constantly add these great works to their to-read list on goodreads but they never fucking read
They're also obsessed with Freud too for some reason, idk why, I've noticed this with other girls too. But they never actually have read him
RRRRRREEEEEEE I WANT A TRUE /LIT/ GF

>> No.11433917

>>11433711
wouldn't it be funny if a white phosphorous bomb landed on top of them shortly after they took this photo, and they died a slow and agonizing death? that'd be so weird right haha

>> No.11433930

>>11433868
underrated post in so many ways

>> No.11433941

>>11433870
so you basically suggest they should just fuck their shit up? like, dress like bums? your logic fails.

>> No.11433943

Woman are incaable of sincerely reading anything approaching an academic work. A true /lit/ gf is one who recognizes their inferiority, and unabashedly devotes her time to reading genre fiction. All other self-identifying "/lit/" women are performative. Find a nice girl who appreciates Tolkein. Dont bother searching for one who claims to appreciate Freud.

>> No.11434002

>>11433915
you're indignant and pathetic, no girl should rightly make you their boyfriend.

>> No.11434007

>>11434002
How am I indignant? I wouldn't want them as my gf regardless if they read well or not
You sound like a little fag

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>bookthots
>philosothots
>x-thots
Anytime there is x and an XX there is a thot. Any interest or hobby that attracts male attention will attract the thot who can viscariously parasite attention.

>> No.11434062

>>11433841
>cold as a rock

>> No.11434066

>>11433866
*snap* yep

>> No.11434072

>>11434024
What do you call this formula?

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>>11433719
>left vs right
What went so very wrong bros?

>> No.11434120

>>11433711
>KingGucci96
>96

I'm starting to think I'm too old for this place.

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>>11434102
The wrong side won WW2

>> No.11434130

>>11434102
>right
the males publicly affronted desire for prudeness and hesitancy to talk directly with his wife about sex had to be slowly eeked out in the mags so all the wives will know how to please their man. Consider if the men were brave enough to just tell all those wives what they wanted how much of that paper could be saved

>> No.11434147

>>11433768
underrated post

>> No.11434156

>>11434130
There’s a reason why the Virgin Mary is a virgin and not a whore. The whore is the lowest thing a woman can be. Whores deserve to be degraded and shamed for their promiscuity and lust. Women who dress like whores are victims of their own human weakness, deluding themselves into thinking what they’re doing is somehow empowering and liberating.

>> No.11434174

>>11433711
Art hoes are disgusting lmao they look like runaway boys

>> No.11434196

>>11433768
quality post

>> No.11434204

ITT: real incel hours

>> No.11434213

>>11434204
>incel
In this post: real bugboy hours.

>> No.11434235

>>11433740

This but unironically. Only a woman believes she will be a fully accomplished human being only in a relation with someone else.

>> No.11434239

>>11433751
That is a shit second date

>> No.11434245

>>11433915

>obsessed with Freud
I wonder why a woman would be obsessed by someone who says the main drive in human beings is desire for sex, that is, in the man, desire for a woman.

>> No.11434255

>>11434235
whoa loads of chicks on /r9k/ then

>> No.11434260

>>11433719
>Virtuous Wives
vs
>What's Your Sex IQ
The absolute state

>> No.11434273

>>11434213
Right, nothing more alpha than bemoaning cosmopolitan on a kazakhstan kumis drinking agora.

>> No.11434282

>>11433868
> let myself enjoy apple products
in other word you became so rich that you dont need to worry that they are overpriced a have worst performance/price ration on market

you wonder why you are happy

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The only girl I know who reads actual literature is a gorgeous qt that was born in Pakistan and is the bubbliest person I've ever met in my life, to the point that every person she meets for the first time thinks she's hitting on them until they see she does that to everyone. She's also incredibly innocent, has never drank or smoked, and is almost definitely a virgin.
I think I'm in love with her but I'm the exact opposite of her in most aspects and I don't know if she has feelings for me or just wants to hang out all the time because she's my friend and I'd undo all my manwhoring in an instant just to be with her. Goddammit, Zoha.

>> No.11434308

>>11433768
good and relatable post

>> No.11434316

>wanting a ""/lit/"" gf

>not wanting a /lit/ bf

the absolute state of /lit/ in 2018

>> No.11434334

>>11434156
>The whore is the lowest thing a woman can be
nah m8, whores are based

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>>11434156
>Uses Mary as an example when a direct contradiction of his point is evident in Mary Magdalene
Wew

>> No.11434359

>>11434305
you're doomed to the life of appreciating and craving purity while forever being unable to attain it just like me

>> No.11434374

>>11434305
Damn she looks gorgeous.

>> No.11434379

>>11434156
>if you have sex as a woman, you're a whore

What a dumb post!

>> No.11434382

>>11434305
Why don't you just ask her out?