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Does /lit/ lift?
How will you ever know the beauty of the Mishima Mindset if not?

>> No.11431810

t. noob lifter with a deadlift below 4plates

fuck off

>> No.11431846

>>11431789
being a shit writer and committing suicide in devotion to your LARP?

>> No.11431855
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>>11431789
'course i lift fool

>> No.11431858
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11431858

No, cycling is the literary lifestyle sport of choice. That and walking, running, sailing, rowing, etc.

Actually traversing the world instead of standing in a stale room under fluorescent lighting trying to rupture your muscles so that you show off your scar tissue later on.

>> No.11431868

>>11431789
Yes, but i'm really bad at keeping up with working out
>>11431846
fuck off his books are good

>> No.11431896

>>11431858
t. low test manlet

>> No.11431910

I lift religiously, I practice martial arts, I eat strictly clean with no cheat days, I do plyometrics, I do whatever I can to increase testosterone production, I have routines for mobility, balance, coordination, speed, endurance, I take over a dozen supplements a day, etc.

None of this has any real life implication btw, but it's a lifestyle I've wanted since forever. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I think a lifetime of being too lazy to achieve anything, and being bullied all the time, made me find some security and "healing" in living a regimented life based on strength and fighting.

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I got a home gym setup with a barbell, rack and weights, so at the moment I’m lifting everyday doing Bulgarian lite.

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>>11431896
It's actually the low test manlets that are obsessed with body building.

>> No.11431930

Daily reminder that skinny ottermode is the /lit/ body

>> No.11431936

>>11431910
my guy. i'm glad you can live that way. i was forced into that lifestyle because of work -- two a days, extreme diet, supplements -- and while i did adjust well enough and actually enjoyed it eventually, i never found the sort of deep satisfaction and personal foundation you did. i'd like to get back to it, but honestly im enjoying being off the leash too much. don't give it up.

t. fat boomer

>> No.11431941

I'm trying to into gymnastics at the moment. Was a power lifter when I was young because dad told me gymnastics was gay. I just want to be able to do a push-up without my feet. That's not gay, dad!

>> No.11431951

>tfw you will never use Mishima's tight perfect boipussy

>> No.11431989

>>11431951
>you will never defeat him in combat and take his boipussi as trophy while you see the shame and tears on his face

>> No.11432039

Post your routines

I'm currently looking for a new one since the one im using isnt great

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>>11431858
Incorrect. A life of peregrination is the literary lifestyle. The flaneur in his idle pedestrian wanderings knows best and sees most.

>> No.11432521

>>11431930
Stop shitting up my board, you literal newfag.

>> No.11432530

>>11432070
This or back breaking manual labour. There's no inbetween.

>> No.11432582

>>11431858
Cycling is for people who like it up the ass

>> No.11432586

>>11431920
bulgarian lite? educate me

>> No.11433236

>>11431789
Was he really 5'1?

>> No.11433244

>>11431910
what do you drink?

>> No.11434131

>>11431789
Been going to gym for a month. Beard and fat doesn't go well together.

Tfw man-boobs ;_;

Chicks talk to me to only borrow books and never written. Why am I like this?

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Indeed, I am /fitlit/ master race. Running 5/3/1 boring but big right now, just finished Mediations and about to start on the Anabasis

>> No.11434158

>>11431789
gymnastics is the thinking man's sport

>> No.11434272

>>11433236
He was japanese

>> No.11434280

Daily reminder you can't be /fit/ or /lit/ unless you've had homoerotic (not gay) sex with one of your gym bros

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>>11431858
true, 21 days with 180km on average is the equivalent of writing a novel.

>> No.11434388

>>11434158
quite the opposite. enjoy destruction of all joints.