Rorita

[Anonymous No.11416454]

Rorita, right oh my rife, file oh my roins. My sin, my sore. Ro-Ree-Ta: the tip oh the tongue taking a tlip of thlee steps down the parate to tap, at thlee, on the teeth. Ro. Ree. Ta. She was Ro, prain Ro, in the molning, standing fole feet ten in one sock. She was Rora in Sracks. She was Dorry at schoor. She was Doroles on the dotted rine. But in my alms she was arways Rorita. Did she have a pleculsol? She did, indeed she did. In point oh fact, thele might hah been no Rorita at arr had I not roved, one summel an initiar gilr-chird. In a plincedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many yeahs befoah Rorita was boln as my age was that summel. You can alway count on a mulderlel foh a fancy plose styre. Ladies and gentermen oh the julie, exhibit numble one is what the selaphs, the mininfolmed, simper, nober-winged selaphs, envied. Look at this tanger oh tholns

[Anonymous No.11416460]

>>11416454
Good post

[Anonymous No.11416474]

>>11416460
thlank roo

[Anonymous No.11416482]

>>11416454
What compelled you to write and post this?

[Anonymous No.11416496]

>>11416454
Kek'd

Reminds me of that Aristotle copypasta where someone posted a quote from the Metaphysics (iirc) read through Aristotle's speech impediment. Sadly I'm on my phone so I can't post it and for some reason it's hard to find online.

[Anonymous No.11416515]

>>11416482
comperred by my altistic inspillation

[Anonymous No.11416539]

/lit/-Literature

[Anonymous No.11416555]

>>11416539
/rit/-Ritelatule

[Anonymous No.11416652]

>>11416454
Beautiful and based.

[Anonymous No.11416659]

The best thread on /lit/ at the moment

[Anonymous No.11416698]

regendaly thlead

[Anonymous No.11416839]

>>11416454
posting in legendary

[Anonymous No.11416891]

>>11416454
>>11416460
>>11416474
>>11416482
>>11416496
>>11416515
>>11416539
>>11416555
>>11416652
>>11416659
>>11416698
>>11416839
>t. pathetic pseuds and brainlets wasting precious board space because their maggot brains are only entertained by childish, low brow humor

remember that you are slowly dying and your body is decaying faster than usual because of your sedentary lifestyle supplemented by unhealthy diet and habits

[Anonymous No.11416896]

>>11416891
shut the up kid

[Anonymous No.11416897]

>>11416891
Absolute fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.11416921]

>>11416891
You will never post anything this good faggot

[Anonymous No.11416950]

@11416891
sour grapes

[Anonymous No.11416954]

>>11416896
>>11416897
>>11416921
>>11416950
I bet you are the cringeworthy slugs who post about their pathetic lives on those "write what's on your mind" threads hoping one day something will come along to save you, but it won't help because you'll think about your writings full of desperate hope and feel so embarrassed that you'll think you don't deserve anything good to happen to you

[Anonymous No.11416958]

>>11416954

[Anonymous No.11416963]

Right you are, Ted.

[Anonymous No.11416966]

>>11416954
I know you are, but what am I?

[Anonymous No.11416969]

>>11416954
Trying to hard for (You)s muh man

[Anonymous No.11416993]

>>11416958
>>11416966
>>11416969
Why don't you stop combing this disgusting place for cheap entertainment and give yourself some breathing room to think about what you want to do with yourself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVwd-Id7ck4

[Anonymous No.11417390]

>>11416993
t.pathetic virgin hapa brainlet rmao

[Anonymous No.11417398]

>>11417390
>.pathetic virgin ha
chad was a dry, strung out rag in the end

[Anonymous No.11417424]

>>11416454
perfect

[Anonymous No.11417471]

>>11416454
Genuinely struggling to speak this out loud, my hirarious lacist accent game is weak

[Anonymous No.11417488]

>>11416993
>>11416954
>>11416891
I wondel who could be behin' dese post

[Anonymous No.11417837]

>>11416454
someone vocaroo this

[Anonymous No.11417963]

>>11416454
Damnit! Posted the week I'm trying to give up weed.