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Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:37:27 2018 No.11383655 [DELETED]

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>Writes a detailed description about a 15 year old's dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:38:20 2018 No.11383657 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:39:30 2018 No.11383659 Picked the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:40:05 2018 No.11383660 what about >writes a detailed erotic description of a 15 year old having sex with his mother

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:41:19 2018 No.11383663 >>11383660 >Spends 400 pages writing about this instead of the interesting side story about spirits and talking cats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:41:32 2018 No.11383666 >this is the one thing I took away from the book >the author is weird not me OP is a greek philosopher

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:41:53 2018 No.11383669 >>11383663 >implying that was the wrong choice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:41:54 2018 No.11383670 I like it desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:43:15 2018 No.11383675 >>11383666 Well it's not every day where you read a book with that subject material

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:44:05 2018 No.11383678 Who is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 17:48:41 2018 No.11383698 >>11383678 leo tolstoy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:46:15 2018 No.11383897 >>11383678 melville

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:48:16 2018 No.11383905 >>11383660 Um, gonna need a title

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:49:57 2018 No.11383916 >>11383678 it's Haruki Hurakami

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:56:14 2018 No.11383948 >>11383905 Kafka on the Shore

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:09:24 2018 No.11384213 SORRY BUT NAKATA ISN'T VERY SMART

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:11:21 2018 No.11384223 >>11383660 >>11383663 Freud wasn't asian tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:13:59 2018 No.11384231 >>11383678 Mao zedong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:20:43 2018 No.11384256 >>11384213 HE WAS THE BEST PART OF THAT STUPID FUCKING BOOK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:22:36 2018 No.11384261 >>11383655 uh anon, wouldn't it be somewhat gay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:27:26 2018 No.11384287 >>11383678 Jackie chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:15:13 2018 No.11384441 >>11384213 >flips over magical stone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:20:23 2018 No.11384462 >>11383678 Bendthatdick cuminsnatch

Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:53:44 2018 No.11384556

ROMEO: Why look'st you pale, Mercutio?

MERCUTIO: Because of what I saw behind the screen,
The arras, where some boy of 15 years
Did pleasure to himself while grunts and groans
Came forth from out his maw. 'Twas such a
Sordid sight, the worst mine eyne have seen
Since accidentally peeking at the bubs
Of Juliet's maid. What was her name? I
Seem to forget, but either way I say
The boy was masturbating to a frame
Of truly yours, of chaste and snowy girl
Your Juliet, a copy had he tucked inside
His pants, with which he wanked all over it.
And off he gave a sigh of heaven-bliss
And walked away, like rosy Cupid's toy.

ROMEO: This is mere frivolity. You jest, sirrah; shame on thee for playing me the fool.

MERCUTIO: Of jesting infinite I wish I were,
But sadly I can picture thee the sight
Of hanging limb--with veins and stature straight.
I saw his pubic hairs, all fully formed
And like a bush. They curled around
His scepter big and huge. It seemed to grow
With ev'ry tug and pull he made at it.
The signs of puberty were well-defined
In shape, in size, in length--O blind my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:09:27 2018 No.11385902 >>11383678 Osamu Dazai

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:24:27 2018 No.11385933 This is my favourite thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:43:27 2018 No.11385964 >>11384556 Have a (you) for the effort

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:43:58 2018 No.11385965 >>11383663 Glad I'm not the only one who would read that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:45:14 2018 No.11385967 >>11384441 >flips it back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 09:40:23 2018 No.11386065 >>11385967 >falls asleep and dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:10:38 2018 No.11386433 File: 64 KB, 600x780, 31KING-articleLarge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >writes a detailed description of an underage gangbang session in a sewer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:41:56 2018 No.11386508 >>11383678 Dark Father

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:42:28 2018 No.11386509 >>11383678 Ryu Murakami

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:48:21 2018 No.11386525 GOD I REALLY DON’T WANNA FUCK MY MOM! Fucks her anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:51:37 2018 No.11386533 >>11386525 He didn't really say he didn't want to, he was pretty much convinced and still wanted to do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:52:39 2018 No.11386536 >>11386533 >convinced convinced it was her*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 12:54:17 2018 No.11386544 File: 36 KB, 400x400, sadface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11386433 >King is Cervantes compared to DFW

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 13:10:08 2018 No.11386591 >>11386433 why is he so... square?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 16:08:13 2018 No.11387244 >>11383678 Don't listen to them, Anon. It's Ryuunosuke Akutagawa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 16:11:54 2018 No.11387259 >>11383655 >>11383660 >>11386525 wtf i thought ryuu was the edgy murakami

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 16:20:19 2018 No.11387301 >>11387259 it's not edgy though, it's all very tender and loving

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 16:46:54 2018 No.11387454 >>11383678 it's Bruce Lee

Anonymous Thu Jun 28 16:51:13 2018 No.11387475

>>11383655
I'm 5 chapters away from finishing 1Q84, and I can already tell that after 800 pages, this motherfucker isn't going to give me a satisfying end. I feel like the first part of the book should have been way short so the second part with actually some interesting aspects can be better unraveled and developed in the third part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 22:34:51 2018 No.11388772 >>11383655 what page of KotS¿

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 22:47:50 2018 No.11388819 >>11383655 NO ONE READ HIM - HE IS FUCKING SHIT. WORSE THAN ATWOOD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 22:50:24 2018 No.11388834 >>11383655 I've been wondering about this myself, what is the best way to approach a sex scene in a literary novel? Do you describe the physical acts or keep it focused on the internalization of the characters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 22:52:00 2018 No.11388844 >>11386591 Because he picked the worst possible glasses for his face shape. Square faces should go with oval or round glasses. Square frames make the whole face look like a robot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 23:46:20 2018 No.11389037 >>11388834 Brief and sexy. Brief! Brief goddamnit! No good writer ever sat there for a day vividly describing the head of a guy's cock! Not that it's wrong to do so but don't publish it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 00:18:13 2018 No.11389169 >>11384556 Jesting infinite. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 03:32:21 2018 No.11389686 >>11387475 IQ84 is advanced shitposting. You can take half of the last book to make a story and it'd be more interesting than those frills. Quite a shame.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 03:36:37 2018 No.11389693 Lmao I feel bad for him. But lots of his works are untranslated. He writes essays, and poems and multiple short stories, and none of them will ever be translated into the english.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 05:26:49 2018 No.11389923 >>11383678 In my country? Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 06:21:49 2018 No.11390022 File: 18 KB, 500x500, CatsBeware.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 08:46:45 2018 No.11390293 >>11388819 added Atwood to my reading list

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:15:56 2018 No.11390477 Much obliged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:20:45 2018 No.11390492 >>11390022 >tfw drink johnnie black nightly >tfw like Murakami books Is it a coincidence? Or something more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:28:26 2018 No.11390518 >>11383655 Japanese pedophiles are the worst pedophiles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:28:27 2018 No.11390519 File: 243 KB, 911x619, 1512706092166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/spaghetmurakami?lang=en

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:46:03 2018 No.11390568 File: 12 KB, 294x313, 1479841927538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11390519 lol fucking Noah Hawley Follows this account

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:50:08 2018 No.11390581 >>11383678 Hayao Miyazaki

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 10:54:23 2018 No.11390594 >>11383678 yukio mishima

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 13:34:32 2018 No.11391029 >>11390518 >15 yo >pedophilia anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 14:06:09 2018 No.11391143 >>11390492 Please stay away from cats.

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