/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11378825]

>I don't have any friends
>I'm going to ignore the boy who is literally in love with me because of a dumb crush on someone else I barely know
>the important thing is that I'm alive

Jesus Christ, I'm barely into this and the feels are insane. What does /lit/ think of the Diary of a Young Girl, and what are your favorite memoirs in general?

[Anonymous No.11378845]

>>11378825
It feels more personal and realistic than other books I’ve read on the subject


>for example;MUH 6 GORILLION by Elie “fictious autobiography” Weasel

[Anonymous No.11378895]

>>11378825

[Anonymous No.11378899]

[Anonymous No.11378953]

>>11378899
The Quran and the Book of Mormon weren't written by Jews, or former Jews, you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.11378958]

>>11378895
wow, this proves that hitler was right all along. thanks pol!

[Anonymous No.11378967]

I was hoping this would turn into a "pedophile NMH fans from /mu/" thread instead of a /pol/ thread.

[Anonymous No.11379064]

>>11378825
Stop reading historic fiction anon

[Anonymous No.11379074]

>>11378967
Does every board have some sort of autistic element? i mean:
/mu/ has the NMH album with the anne frank song
/his/ has the confederate Charles II saves and impregnates Anne frank fetish (what is up with 4chan's fascination with Anne frank)
/pol/ has, well, /pol/
almost all of the misc boards are built on autism, etc.

[Anonymous No.11379076]

>>11378895

What compelling .jpg evidence.

[Anonymous No.11379418]

>>11378825

If the Confederate States had won the American Civil War, we would've saved (and impregnated) her.

[Anonymous No.11380550]

>>11378895

[Anonymous No.11380672]

>>11378967

Should I cross-link this thread to >>>/his/? They'll shit it up real quick.

[Anonymous No.11380701]

>>11379074
Why do we all love her so much

[Anonymous No.11380707]

>>11378845
>>for example;MUH 6 GORILLION by Elie “fictious autobiography” Weasel
You really need to up your comedy game.

[Anonymous No.11380712]

>>11378825
I think the real question is why was Peter smashing Anne instead of her sister who was his age and had rockin tits and an ass

[Anonymous No.11380722]

Do you think I could save her with some sort of time machine?

[Anonymous No.11380825]

>>11380722

With 100 of Virginia's finest sons at your side, you most definitely could've

[Anonymous No.11381163]

>>11378953
>Mormonism
>not Jewish af

[Anonymous No.11381493]

>>11379418
YES ANNE-SAMAAAAAA :333

[Anonymous No.11381842]

>>11378825
I saw a Jewish woman at the airport, her black hair was cut up to shoulder length and she was wearing a dark, polka dot dress with a little blue cardigan. Around her neck hung some cream-colored pearls and perched feline on her semi-Semitic nose were some cat eye glasses. She looked as if she wandered off the set of a fifties sitcom. But the truly attractive feature was the slump of her back and the ever so slightly protruding belly button that shifted beneath her dress, hands clasped as in prayer around the budding Jew. I was at one moment both ecstatically jealous and filled with the intensest hatred one could muster at this benign, sexual signt. The boy - and the Jew boy was truly adolescent - his stereotypical side curls not even developed, who I can assume was the prospective father was such a pathetic vignette that I wanted to destroy him, and in the same instance occupy his place; to take from him what the Jew has denied so many Goyim: a happy seed-filled wife, the belief in an Orthodox God, a future secured by one's own posterity.

[Anonymous No.11381848]

>>11378825
Where can I find the ununaltered copy with the parts about her family troubles and wanting to get boned that her pops had edited out of print

[Anonymous No.11382211]

>>11381848
>>>/his/

They hold pregnancy erotica writing sessions about her almost daily.

[Anonymous No.11382391]

>>11381842

You should post this on /his/, they'll love it.

[Anonymous No.11383510]

>>11380712

Her sister was religious and wouldn't spread her legs.

[Anonymous No.11383518]

>>11378845

Book Oprah sounds terrifying.

[Anonymous No.11384154]

>>11381842

Your OC?

[Anonymous No.11384742]

>>11380825

This

[Anonymous No.11384753]

>>11378899
man i miss when this was just up yo the koran

[Anonymous No.11384976]

>almost 30 posts in and pregnant Anne Frank hentai hasn't been posted once

[Anonymous No.11384989]

>>11381842

[Anonymous No.11385020]

>tfw wrote this outline of an erotic novel featuring a nine month pregnant Anne Frank as the star character

Would anyone like to see it?

[Anonymous No.11385093]

>>11381842
yeah i like jewish girls too

[Anonymous No.11385116]

>>11378825
>I'm going to ignore the boy who is literally in love with me because of a dumb crush on someone else I barely know
CHADS ONLY!!!!

[Anonymous No.11385226]

>>11385116

Wasn't that poor feller also one of her only friends to survive the war?

[Anonymous No.11385286]

>>11378895
https://www.hdot.org/debunking-denial/af3-ballpoint-pen/

[Anonymous No.11385346]

>>11379064

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.11385358]

>>11385116
Well I hope you like headcanon and retcon because I used her crush on Peter as the basis for a story.

Short version:

>Anne Frank becomes pregnant
>she's lonely, terrified, desperate, nervous, fearful, and horny as fuck
>Peter van Pels is all of the above as well
>while the two bond, quarrel, make love, share their deepest darkest secrets with one another, do what they prepare for the arrival of their child, and hide from the prying eyes of the Nazis, an Army is preparing to enter the Netherlands
>but this is no ordinary army, it is a force comprised of men from a distant almost alien land, hardy and disciplined, but also fiery in spirit and devotion to their cause, warriors with an almost mythological reputation who are feared and respected by friend and foe alike

Long version:

https://pastebin.com/htx8ZzPr

[Anonymous No.11385380]

>>11379074
The Jews forced the meme so hard that it became comical. At this point, it has a life of its own. Doesn't everyone know that this is what happens when you force a meme?

[Anonymous No.11385394]

>>11385380

I don't think it's Jews who are behind waifuing pregnant Anne Frank having a train run on her by Johnny Reb & Friends.

I'm pretty sure it's just Southerners who are behind that shit.

[Anonymous No.11385400]

>>11385394
They forced the meme of her in general. When memes are forced that hard they start to carry a critical mass of gravitas that makes almost any rendering of them funny and meme worthy. Eventually it derives into celebrity for celebrity's sake. None of these bastardizations would be meme worthy if the Jews had not primed the pump. Pic related of a meme from a /k/ meltdown.

[Anonymous No.11385406]

>>11378825
>>11378967
I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine
tfw you'll never fuck annie frank

[Anonymous No.11385415]

>>11385406
You could still tug in the theater during the musical.

[Anonymous No.11386343]

>>11385394

You say that as if there's something wrong with it

[Anonymous No.11387213]

>>11381842

[Anonymous No.11387464]

>>11385380
this might be true if the anne frank memes came from a sort of resentment but they all harbor a reverent adoration at their very core
even nbf in all of his autism seems to truly love annie

[Anonymous No.11387590]

>>11387464

Nathan's the one behind pregnant Anne Frank shitposting?

[Anonymous No.11388234]

>>11378967

Looks like /his/ beat you to the punch

[Anonymous No.11389666]

Who's the father in all these pregnant Anne Frank fantasies anyway?

[Anonymous No.11389710]

ITT: gullible goyim

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=4297

[Anonymous No.11389715]

>>11389710
She's still hot tho

[Anonymous No.11389764]

>>11389710

Y*nkoid plz

[Anonymous No.11389869]

>>11389710
The ballpoint thing is false. Meyer Levin did write a play on Anne Frank but not the diary. The handwriting thing is also false.

If you don't believe me you can just google it in less than 5 minutes or I could provide source.

This make me conclude you're either a complete retard incapable of checking if your schizoid fantasy are true or you know that you're bullshitting but you think spreading your illness is more important.

[Anonymous No.11389957]

>>11389869
Explain the court case

[Anonymous No.11390003]

>>11378895
I will call out your bait now

[Anonymous No.11390166]

>>11389957
>The defendant Frank is the owner of the literary property in a book, originally published in the Dutch and French languages under the title "Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl" (referred to as the Diary). In 1952 the Diary was published in English in the United States and it has also been adapted into a play which has been running in New York for an extended period with marked success. It appears from the papers that the plaintiff, an author, journalist and playwright, in 1950 made an agreement with Frank by which the plaintiff was exclusively to represent Frank's interests for the exploitation of the Diary in the United States. In furtherance of this agreement Frank on March 31, 1952, authorized the plaintiff, as his agent to negotiate exclusively for one year for presentations of the Diary and to enter into agreements with respect thereto, subject to Frank's approval of the agreements or any adaptation of the Diary prior to its public presentation. On November 21, 1952, the plaintiff and Frank entered into a written agreement which not alone terminated the March 31, 1952 authorization, but on December 21, 1952, virtually excluded the plaintiff from participation in the fruits of the dramatic or like presentation of the Diary. The plaintiff claims that his execution of the November 21, 1952 agreement was procured by fraud and the resultant controversy is the occasion for this suit.

[Anonymous No.11390658]

>>11378825
>what are your favorite memoirs in general

Not even Anne Frank can hold a handle to the brilliance of Sam Watkins.

[Anonymous No.11391486]

>>11380825
>With 100 of Virginia's finest sons at your side, you most definitely could've

They couldn't even save themselves. Got beat by a bunch of New England fishermen.

[Anonymous No.11391489]

>>11391486
That's a weird way of writing hordes of Irish immigrants

[Anonymous No.11391647]

>>11391486
>Got beat by a bunch of New England fishermen.

Only after we ran out of ammunition mowing down the hordes of Irish and blacks you drafted as replacements after we killed the first 100,000 of you.

[Anonymous No.11392086]

>>11391486
>4 times as many people
>infinitely times more industry
>tens of thousands more miles of railroads
>lose almost every battle
>lose hundreds of thousands more men
>only win because one guy lost a cigarbox
the absolute state of yankees

[Anonymous No.11392123]

>>11391647
>we
Tell us what it was like, gramp

[Anonymous No.11393168]

bump

[Anonymous No.11393598]

>>11392086

This

[Anonymous No.11393630]

>>11378825
>>I don't have any friends
>>I'm going to ignore the boy who is literally in love with me because of a dumb crush on someone else I barely know
that's literally every woman tho

[Anonymous No.11393640]

>>11381842

[Anonymous No.11393643]

>>11378895
>>11378899
>>11379064
kys /pol/

[Anonymous No.11394460]

>>11378825

DUDE PREGNANT JEWISH GIRL LMAO


Fuck you /his/ for giving me this fetish.

[Anonymous No.11395268]

>>11379418

This

/thread

[Anonymous No.11396673]

>>11393630

True dat

Wasn't the poor feller who had a mad unrequited crush on Anne Frank also one of her only friends to survive the war?

[Anonymous No.11396751]

>>11378895
>Posting alt-right "facts" that have been debunked a million bloody times

[Anonymous No.11397523]

>>11378899

kek'd and checked

[Anonymous No.11398186]

>>11391647
A loser is still a loser, and the confederates lost.

[Anonymous No.11399002]

>>11389666

I am

[Anonymous No.11399897]

>>11389666
a /pol/ namefag who is also this guy >>11399002

[Anonymous No.11400284]

>>11399897
>the founder of the Ku Klux Klan fathering Anne Frank's child

I'm certain that's someone fetish somewhere

[Anonymous No.11400303]

>>11389710
Is this will to power

[Anonymous No.11400312]

>>11378845
Hey that was a good book