/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11347750]

It's the year 1957, and you're into older women.

Ayn Rand recognizes you as the misunderstood genius you always had a feeling you were. She asks if you're allergic to bears. You tell her no, so she invites you over to the house.

You arrive at her summer home and she asks you to objectify her with your fountain head over a pile of Dostoevsky novels and tells you to "exile inside of her Serbia."

Just before you're about to execute like a Russian firing squad she tells you:

"Tell me, with a straight face, that 'Atlas Shrugged' was a compelling read."

I froze up, my dick went flaccid and she told me I was a pussy who should go back to reading Oscar Wilde.

I did, and the gay brilliance consumed me entirely.

>This actually happened to me.

Tbh I've only read "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and wanted to know what else you'd recommend.

[Anonymous No.11347762]

4/10

[Anonymous No.11348309]

8.5/10

[Anonymous No.11348323]

>tense change half way through
>a bit too on the nose

Best I can do is a 4/10