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>be I
>proud stoic
>walking down the street
>a few youngsters come up to me and start calling me names
>"It is futile to try and make me upset as I am a stoic" I say
>"Its pronounced stow-ic not stoike you fucking idiot"
>burst into tears in the middle of the street

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this gets posted here weekly but i still laugh every time.

how do i stop being a midwit

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>be me
>proud existentialist
>sitting in the cafe
>a few christians are sitting next to me
>"You know that life is an absurdity with no inherent meaning" I say
>"The self can overcome despair and find meaning by relating itself to its own self and by willing to be itself grounded transparently in the Power which posited it you fucking idiot"
>have a stroke in the middle of the cafe