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What is the Despacito of literature?

>> No.11335875

Bible

>> No.11335878

Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.11335934

>>11335866
Ready Player One

>> No.11335941

>>11335934
yeah.

>> No.11335948

Ulysses

>> No.11335958

Kelsey Bernenay

There aren’t many pictures and none are nude

>> No.11335988

>>11335866
Fifty shades of grey

>> No.11335992

Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

>> No.11336003

>>11335948
I think OP meant a book thats lightwieght and accessible/easy to digest , but is heavily overhyped cause of plebs ...ehile ulysses is overrated its not accesible generic plebian bullshit, so no

>> No.11336005

>>11335958
she gets naked enough for a good fap

http://www.zishy.com/albums/1116-kelsey-berneray-my-big-passions

>> No.11336007

>>11335866
The winner stands alone

>> No.11336008

Don quixote? something from Latin America that became immensely popular around the world?

>> No.11336010

>>11336008
Wanted to post that

>> No.11336129

>>11335866
who is she, MORE

>> No.11336143

Harry Potter.

>> No.11336147

>>11336008
>Don Quixote
>from Latin America
HAAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11336152

Are women the niggers of gender?

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>>11335866
>jezebel posting

>> No.11336196

>>11335866
MOMMY

>> No.11336199

>>11336129
literally scroll up three posts you absolute faggot

sage

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>>11336152

>> No.11336240

>>11335934
I was thinking this.

>> No.11336264

>>11335866
any book enlisted in the american school syllabus

>> No.11336419

>>11336152
woman is the nigger of the world

>> No.11336432

>>11336008
so american it hurts

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>>11335866
Harry Potter
Vonnegut
Hitchhiker's Guide