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>be I
>proud stoic
>co-worker asks “What is up”
>I replied “the ceiling”
He laughed at me even though I answered his question the best I could.
Some people are cruel, but I can’t let them shake me.

>> No.11332153

>/lit/ - literature

>> No.11332154

how come?

>> No.11332155

>>11332150
fuck normies. praise kek white brother. were simply superior

>> No.11332158
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>>11332155
I'm not white

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*snap*

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>>11332158
den get da FUG off my bord

dis is WITE NATIONALIST BORD ok? :DDDDD

>> No.11332490

>>11332150
> Be me
> Solipsist
> How's the weather up there?
> Me
> MFW I am myself

>> No.11332861

>>11332150
where I am from, this is a common "joke answer" to the "what's up" question. That is why he laughed. You didn't answer his intended question. Sage for being too /lit/eral.

>> No.11333001

>>11332150
being a stoic doesn't mean deliberately misinterpreting a co-worker's request for gossip. you must be one of the one-tenth of a percent of people who find Sheldon Cooper funny.

>> No.11333005

>>11333001
I'm afraid a lot more people find him then that.

>> No.11333006

>>11332150
based

>> No.11333164

>>11333001
This
>>11333005
What the fuck are you trying to say here?

>> No.11334723

>>11332150
>be Christian
>co-worker ask "What is up"
>I replied "God"
He laughed at me.

>> No.11334799

>>11332861
>>11333001
For a literature board, a lot of people here really don't understand irony.

>> No.11334800

>>11334799
This unironically.

>> No.11334820

>>11334800
This ironically

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>>11332150
>be me
>unworthy follower of Christ
>co-worker asks "What is up?"
>I reply "Suffering"
He said I was weird and depressing. God have mercy on his soul

>> No.11334838

>>11333164
He's saying that a lot of people, much more than 0.1% of people, find Sheldon Cooper funny. Are you really this dense?

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>>11332150
Are you sure he laughed at you? It seems to me perhaps he was laughing with you, at the joke.

>> No.11334884

>>11333001
>you must be one of the one-tenth of a percent of people who find Sheldon Cooper funny.
You mean the most popular character on a show that's run for over a decade? You know you can think things are shit and acknowledge other people like them.

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>>11334723
>implying god is in sky heaven
humorous

>> No.11334929

>>11334901
You're right. My coworker then told me that God is within us all.

>> No.11334932

>coworker needs help moving a table
>asks for a hand
>I clap
>Bertstare.gif

>> No.11334995

>>11332150

Books with this type of narration? I like it.

>> No.11335005

Laughter is literally held to be a bad thing in the Enchiridion

>> No.11335012

>>11335005
well tbhwyfamalam I think most dumb laughter is obnoxious and harmful. just look at your nearest television sitcom. it's a distraction for brainlets. stoics are a better breed.

>> No.11335518

>>11334995
Notes from Underground

>> No.11335910

bump

>> No.11335930

>>11332155
>that one guy who has been posting the same "satire" every day on /lit/ for years

>> No.11335965

>>11332150
>be this mortal coil
>proud absurdist
>coworker asks "how's it going"
>reply "barely"

He laughed at me even though I answered the question the best I could.

Some people can never understand the absurd.