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>hello anon my love, I got you a shirt today at the bazaar! Do you like it?

>> No.11307902

No, and by "no" I mean no.

>> No.11307908

>>11307888
"Dude, what is this shit. Were you high? Oh well, a shirt a shirt. Thank you."

>> No.11307913

>>11307888
suck me off, please

>> No.11307928

>>11307888
No, what compelled you to buy this?

>> No.11307935

>>11307888
if she's with me then I've already come to the realization that she has bad taste

that feeling when no t-shirt purchaser

>> No.11307947

>>11307888
>attentionwhoring over reading books

I thought /lit/ said this maiden was pure and wholesome?

>> No.11308001

>>11307947
get off this board fagit

>> No.11308066

fuck off harlot

>> No.11308083

>>11307888
No. Begone Jezebel.
*cleaves her in two with my replica blade of Kusinagi as wielded by Orichimaru with Mangekyo Sharingan opened in both eyes*

>> No.11308206
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11308206

>>11307902

This makes me beyond sad, because my mom will constantly buy me shirts she thinks I "need", despite me having an ever accumulating stack of the ones she herself buys without any prior consultation with me, the wearer, only to become upset later when I do not wear them because I never asked for them in the first place, so I use the few I genuinely like (in my seemingly naive illusion of agency).

So eventually comes OP's mockery: "I got you a shirt today" etc etc. Any objection is dismissed and if I were to refuse the impossed gift I'd feel like an ungrateful cunt. In the end swiming against my mom relentless stream of new shirts leaves me fatigued and angry with myself, damned to carry the heavy "100% cotton" load.

In short,
Yes honey, thanks for buying me this shirt.

>> No.11308216

someone post the mega link pls

>> No.11308239

>>11307888
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>> No.11308260

In some alternate universe I am married to this woman and feel nothing but pleasure to have such a life

>> No.11308287

>>11308206
This is the type of shit that makes 4chan worth it

>> No.11308293
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11308293

>>11307947
>Woman
>pure and wholesome
Never assume that

>> No.11308330

>>11308293
This. There are no wholesome people in today's environment. Everything has devolved into a sex-fueled pandemic in which the lowest manifestation of our egos rage as the passive objects of near-demonic and algorithmically determined sensuality propagated by cgi-rendered celebrities and authority figures. There are only those who indulge in their modernity-mangled desires snd those who do not, but none of us are "pure" or "wholesome" nor are these states even possibilities in our time where the carnage of hyper-narcissistic (reinforced by every platform of social-media which are now merely preambles to full on pornographic content) base-urges ravages everything in its globalized push to be the dominant force upon the earth. Everything is seen through Obscenity's prism and transexuality is what awaits any man with a dick smaller than 6" and who isn't taller than 6'. It's game over.

>> No.11308343

>>11308206
My mom does the same. I've asked her not to, but she thinks I'm being polite and continues to buy them.

>> No.11308385

>>11308343
I've got one I've never worn- when I received it I said 'thanks.' Thought about digging it up and posting it but why bother? I'm hard to buy for. Receiving books from well-meaning family, friends is worse, though the sentiment's almost always sweet. Lately my gf's been tossing big bags of Sour Patch Kids at me. I do love the sour patch..