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Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:08:22 2018 No.11290884 [Reply] [Original]

>Anon! I just read the most wonderful poem by Rupi! Tell me what you think!
Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:10:01 2018 No.11290890 File: 336 KB, 800x800, qtraven.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >orangutan-posting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:10:02 2018 No.11290892 File: 21 KB, 460x276, 1527203418965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11290884

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:11:18 2018 No.11290897 >>11290884 I can see why you like it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:12:32 2018 No.11290903 >>11290884 NOT /LIT/!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:12:51 2018 No.11290905 >>11290884 Only the possibility of anal would justify lying here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:13:05 2018 No.11290906 >>11290884 Rap is the only acceptable form of poetry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:20:49 2018 No.11290927 File: 73 KB, 507x369, CDZwUMjVAAANd9x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11290884 Rupi Kaur is a shitskin feminist who writes like a retard. Try the Redpill you fucking whore!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:22:08 2018 No.11290935 >>11290903 >Picture has a book in it >op is about a famous writer >presents a moral dilemma What about this is not /lit/, pray?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:23:45 2018 No.11290939 File: 10 KB, 225x225, download (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11290927 Honest to kek this, GIT R DONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:27:04 2018 No.11290949 >>11290884 Who are you and how did you get into my house?

Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:44:31 2018 No.11291008

>>11290884
I would probably ask her how it relates to her and why she thinks it's nice and come to some conclusion like "arh it doesn't relate to me, but i think it's nice that something connects to you" if i love her i say stuff like that because i mean it, if not i would ask her en wonder and inspect her interest in Rupi Kaur like some strange species and then i would make out with her in the end if we both felt like it.

Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:44:34 2018 No.11291009
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Shud up woman, I want my Mac and cheese dinner I've been working 6 HOURS today and don't have time for your bitchen, this is my weekend away from the kids so the buddies are coming over to play poker, so bring that sweet ass over here sweetheart and let's get nasty before you start on dadies din din.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:47:02 2018 No.11291018 >>11290884 So you've been raped like me? Otherwise you didn't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:47:33 2018 No.11291021 File: 717 KB, 906x882, jezzebel #233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11290884 >jezzebel posting ehh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 17:49:23 2018 No.11291030 >>11290884 "I think I don't like it"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 18:03:19 2018 No.11291103 >>11291009 Post more Konata in this not /lit/ thread, pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 18:33:17 2018 No.11291261 >>11290884 I want to be her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:12:32 2018 No.11292091 >>11291261 I want to be inside her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:14:25 2018 No.11292103 >>11292091 i want to be outside her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:15:17 2018 No.11292110 >>11292091 I want to want not to be inside her but a dude instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:16:24 2018 No.11292115 File: 18 KB, 480x360, skinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://www.wordbookstores.com/top-10 >independent brooklyn bookstore >rupi kuar top ten best seller is /lit/ out of touch? no, it's the brooklynites who are wrong!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:17:01 2018 No.11292121 >>11292103 I want to be consubstantial with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:19:39 2018 No.11292134 What is it like to be in the same room as a girl who is in her underwear? Is it nice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:21:43 2018 No.11292144 >>11292115 what are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:22:37 2018 No.11292151 >>11290884 I read that as Rumi.

Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:37:07 2018 No.11292210

>>11290884
>2018
>Not projecting unto others your own linguistic mindscape
- Anon! I just read the most wonderful poem by Rupi! Tell me what you think!
- Can you read it for me?
- Okay,
My mother sacrificed her dreams
So I could dream.
What do you think?
- It's nice -- nice comes from old french meaning stupid, clumsy, poor -- Why do you like it?
- I think the rhythm is nice, you know?
- Yeah. it has a nice cadence to it.
>Proceed to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 21:53:44 2018 No.11292248 >>11292110 We are free to do what we want but not to want what we want. Y god do dis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:15:01 2018 No.11292543 >>11290884 At least she's reading. It's up to you to guide her and mold her thoughts, you ignorant, cuck-stained, redpilled, faggits. Here is opportunity. Use it to your advantage. Make her your toy. Then invite her friends to fuck too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:16:08 2018 No.11292546 >>11292151 They are basically the same anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:27:45 2018 No.11292573 >>11292115 >the public is always correct This is your brain on democracy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:33:27 2018 No.11292592 >>11290884 source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:42:48 2018 No.11292613 File: 35 KB, 350x350, 1528151062817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11292543 >Make her your toy. Then invite her friends to fuck too. My muse. . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:44:10 2018 No.11292618 >>11290884 >the bottoms of her toes hnnnnnggggg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:44:45 2018 No.11292619 >>11290884 'Not my thing.'

Anonymous Fri Jun 8 23:55:57 2018 No.11292643

>tell pasty white girl I work with who loves typical pasty white girl shit that poetry is shit
>she gets honestly offended
>over the course of multiple days of conversation she can't come up with one defense for poetry
>later end up crashing at her house and getting head for about a week, would've fucked her but she had hangups about sex

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:07:09 2018 No.11292664

Alright kid, I don't who you are or where you live, but that is going to change. Soon. That's right, I'm going to find out where you live and I'm going to fucking KILL you. Why, you ask? Take a look at the picture you attatched to the originel post of the thread. Yeah, notice anything? It seems that you have used JEZEBELS to further aggregate attention to your thread. Big mistake, buck-o. I am going to kill you for many reasons, but the principle one will be this propensity of yours to propagate licentious behavior which is the utter buttress of our society's (and our individual souls') downfall. No no, don't bother trying to delete it, the deed is done. You were dead the moment you attached these scantily whores to your post and filled out the captcha.

You think it's easy being me? You don't know the half of it, kid. You don't know the sort of rejection I've faced. And this is my territory you;re in. I bet you thought you could just come into this board and post whatever you wanted, like /b/ or /r9k/, rite? Wrong. I and many others come here for the specific point of discussing LITERATURE. Read that word carefully, look it up if you have too. And while we were amiably pursing this noble subject of erudition, you came along and decided it was a propitious idea to put a libidinally charge representation of what I, and many others on this board, cannot attain on the front fucking page. You cretin. You sad, dead, little phallus-minded moron.

So in conclusion: prepare yourself. Post whatever jezebels you have left, with the time you have (it isn't very much time). I'm coming for you, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:29:02 2018 No.11292720 >>11290884 >Haha I don't read much poetry but sure I like it. I'm more of a prose reader don't be a sperg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 00:46:14 2018 No.11292775 Tell he that no poetry is as sweet as the poem of two bodies becoming one, then whip my dick out and Louis CK her

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 01:13:02 2018 No.11292834

>>11292248
Grasping at what you are not is a mere symptom of consumerism and capitalism of today's degenerated world. Locked in fantasy and ideals, to remain segregated from practice. You do not acknowledge, understand, or accept what you are. Instead you want to pick up a new skin, like a new phone or videogame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 01:55:24 2018 No.11293029 >>11290884 Play along with her joke because the book she's reading clearly has too much text on the page to ever be a Rupi poem

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 02:27:21 2018 No.11293162

>>11290884
I love it!
It makes me feel all kinds of things.
In fact it... it kind of turns me on...
Does it turn you on too?
Oh, I know, I'm silly.
Maybe it's actually you that's turning me on.
That couch looks very comfy.
Aren't you cold?
Do you want me to warm you up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 03:47:18 2018 No.11293394 I just read the most amazing poem by Rapi. Let me show you how it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 07:06:56 2018 No.11293892 File: 47 KB, 186x202, 1472407217556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11292546 >They are basically the same anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 10:57:01 2018 No.11294549 >>11292664 Give me the other Jezebel copypasta rn

Anonymous Sat Jun 9 11:10:02 2018 No.11294580

>>11294549
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:47:12 2018 No.11295012 File: 206 KB, 1152x768, 927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hfw i answer that its peak middlebrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:52:20 2018 No.11295043 >>11292115 shiggy diggy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 12:53:13 2018 No.11295050 >>11294580 this but unironically unironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 13:08:20 2018 No.11295147 >>11292144 go watch the simpsons, uncultured swine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 13:54:31 2018 No.11295419 >>11290884 This is my new fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 9 16:49:04 2018 No.11296365 >>11292134 Only sometimes am I in a room with a girl, and she is not in her underwear. Then I have to politely excuse myself and leave

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