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What’s the comfiest book ever written and why is it Voyage of the Beagle?

>> No.11284805

>>11284789
The elegance of the hedgehog is comfier

>> No.11284830

>>11284789
Someone should make a book version of this image

>> No.11285170

>>11284830
That’s the Illuminatus Trilogy.

>> No.11285371

idk why but solar plexus clown glider is fucking me up

>> No.11285373

what's the furthest down you go /lit/? i only go to the blue tunnel mit CHIM
what are books for these theories

>> No.11285458

I'm a fan of '9/11 was an accident'
The thought that there was no hijacking, just unrelated incidents of pilots crashing into things on the same day is really funny to me

>> No.11285459

>>11285373
shit nvm I'm further down even Castros other son said Trudeau was his brother.

>> No.11285564

>>11285458
The buildings were literally built to withstand multiple accidental plane crashes. It was bombs places inside that brough them down, anon.

>> No.11285590 [DELETED] 

>Yeah they are diversions. A lot of those random strings of words might even be for data mining purposes.or honey pots
Reminder not to Google the kind of stuff you see on these charts.

>> No.11285605

>>11285564
What if the bombs were an accident too

>> No.11285611
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>>11285564

>> No.11285674

>>11285590
well i just googled 6 of them

>> No.11285679
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>>11285605

I want a short green text story about people at the pentagon reacting at someone who accidentally detonate bombs in the twin towers. Please /lit/ make my wish true

>> No.11285894

>>11285679
You ever been promoted for an accident?
>be me
>27
>intern at the pentagon
>just got out of a 6 year service in the military
>tell the guys in planes where to go
>did that in Haiti
>somehow get hired at the pentagon
>was just a paper pusher
>"hey anon! you mind watching my computer while i take a shit?"
>yea sure boss
>two minutes in, just watching planes move
>red light starts beeping
>ohfuck
>suddenly one plane stopped moving
>move computer mouse to the plane
>MSB
>Main Signal Body
>assume its to talk to captain of the plane
>click it and click yes
>comes up again
>yes again
>nothing
>suddenly big tv of the room comes on
>twin towers on tv, one already fell
>look at computer screen again
>two planes stopped at same location
>new york
>i couldnt save them
>go to my desk
>freak out, eyes bulging almost crying
>boss comes back, smells bad
>lets out a braaaap near my face
>then he sees tv
>looks at computer
>looks at me
>"get the fuck out!"
>hear on the way out "HE MELTED THE STEEL BEAMS JEB, WHAT COULD I DO?"
>he later became secretary of state at the reelection
fuck you

>> No.11287163

>>11284789
>Doveland, Wisconsin at the very bottom

What? I live in Wisconsin and never heard about that place what is it?

>> No.11287172

>>11284789
I love comfy books. Can't wait to look at all the comfy recs in this thread. Gotta go straighten up my bedroom though. My wife has a date with her bull boyfriend tonight and I've gotta get things in order for them. I'll be back.

>> No.11287195

>>11285605
That was actually my thought the first time I ever read this. And I almost died from laughing so hard thinking about it.

>> No.11287198

>>11287163
The whole town disappeared in the 90s

>> No.11287199

>>11284789
>mkultra on deepest tier
huh?

>> No.11287287

>>11287199
>(ongoing)

>> No.11287370

What actually is schnellonline besides a game made by Saint (cool guy btw)

>> No.11287384

>>11287199
mkultra never stopped they just stopped declassifying docs and burned 2,000 docs in ‘79

>> No.11287400

>>11287370
Pretty sure it's a reference to one of /v/'s older vidya-themed iceburg pics. Schnellonline was at the bottom

>> No.11287437

>>11284789
>simpsons=real
>autistic water
Jej

>> No.11287465

>>11287198
>>11287163
It's literally just a paper town

>> No.11287512

>>11284789
just went down a worm hole googling stuff from that pic

>> No.11288231

>Trump is a kantian
WOKE

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>>11284789
>bugs bunny = native american spirit
>mormon bigfoot
>USA is the only real country
>JFK killed himself
>Trees are mammals
>Lottery exists to catch time travelers
>cigarettes are good for you

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>>11284789
>concrete enema
>tila tequila
>iraq for baal