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[Anonymous No.11276569]

people focus on the bandana, but why did he wear his hair long?

[Anonymous No.11276665]

>>11276569
an overall lack of fashion sense

[Anonymous No.11276673]

he's tard

[Anonymous No.11276678]

From The Suffering Channel:

At one point during the lunch, an editorial intern in a charcoal gray Yamamoto pantsuit related an anecdote of her fiancé’s, with whom she had apparently exchanged every detail of their sexual histories as a condition for maximal openness and trust in their upcoming marriage. The anecdote, which the intern amused everyone by trying at first to phrase very delicately, involved her fiancé, as an undergraduate, performing cunnilingus on what was at that time one of Swarthmore’s most beautiful and widely desired girls, with zero percent body fat and those great pillowy lips that were just then coming into vogue, when evidently she had, suddenly and without any warning . . . well, farted — the girl being gone down on had — and not at all in the sort of way you could minimize or blow off, according to the fiancé later, but rather ‘one of those strange horrible hot ones that are so totally awful and rank.’ The anecdote appeared to strike some kind of common chord or nerve: most of the interns at the table were laughing so hard they had to put their forks down, and some held their napkins to their mouths as if to bite them or hold down digestive matter. After the laughter tailed off, there was a brief inbent communal silence while the interns — most of whom were quite intelligent and had had exceptionally high board scores, particularly on the analytical component — tried to suss out just why they had all laughed and what was so funny about the conjunction of oral sex and flatus.

[Anonymous No.11276694]

>>11276569
to catch more lice to disseminate to unwitting passersby..

[Anonymous No.11276711]

>>11276569
>Shoeboxes Your Kids Will Never Think To Look In For Your Gun

[Anonymous No.11276725]

>>11276569
He was a 2000s guy stuck in the 90s, and he only lived to see the 90 half of the 2000s

[Anonymous No.11278128]

>>11276725
You're a retard? I'm not sure if you're retarded or just pretending to be retarded.
>>11276569
He did a supposedly fun thing he swore to never do again. Hairdressers catch on to those sort of things sitting in their chairs and give you a cut based off of that. He chose never to have his hair cut ever again except by him.

tldr; he experienced having haircuts as traumatic events.

[Anonymous No.11278202]

>>11276569
he sincerely thought he looked good

[Anonymous No.11278309]

>>11278202
lol right

[Anonymous No.11278337]

No man should have hair over 3 inches long

[Anonymous No.11278355]

>>11278337
*proves you wrong in your path*

[Anonymous No.11278405]

>>11276569

vanity