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>"Is there anybody here who believes in God?"
>nervous silence from the audience
>"I ask again, otherwise I think my job here will be even easier than I assumed it would be."
>the audience laughs nervously
>"Is there anyone here who believes in the divinity of the Muslim, Christian or Jewish religions, and the word of its biblical teachings?"
>guy raises hands
>the audience, shocked, stares at him, with a look on their faces similar to one you'd give a man about to be executed
>"How dare you. I repeat, how DARE you submit to this heavenly totalitarianism, this celestial North Korea! I assume you'd kill your children if God commanded you to?"
>the audience cheers, claps and yells in unison, a festival of mockery ensues. A loud laughter can be heard from those who are already familiar with the Hitch and knew what to expect. The guy is not given a chance to reply or elaborate on his specific theological views because who cares he's probably stupid anyway. Religion is deemed too stupid for discussion, that particular segment of the entire event is uploaded separately on youtube under the title "Hitchens absolutely fucking OWNS stupid religious audience member who thinks Islam is peaceful" by the user ReasonAndScience. Hitch is hailed as one of the greatest orators since Cicero. Atheism prevails, Religion fails, sorry, deal with it, bye bye.

>> No.11269930

based

>> No.11269933

>>11269910
Even though I'm an atheist I always found all of Hitchen's arguments in debates to be completely retarded. How do people stomach this guy?

>> No.11269937

Stop with this weak copypasta.

>> No.11269943

>slowly raises a giant picture of Robespierre

HOWS THAT ENLIGHTENMENT FOR YA HITCH

>> No.11269955

>>11269943
robespierre did nothing wrong

>> No.11269961

Early religions were just Fertility Cults desu.

>> No.11269967

>>11269910
>guy raises his voice and gets a chance to speak
>he makes good points, about to btfo all atheists
>Hitchens pulls up a camera
>*SNAP*
>"Yep. This one is going in my dumb christians compilation"
>audience roars in laughter and are now fanatically berating the guy and throwing things at him, a faint "worldstar" is heard among the frenzy

>> No.11269971

>>11269961
they still are my dude
all the hottest whitest most horny bitches be all up in church wearing short skirts standing right next to daddy every Sunday

>> No.11269978

Who wins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KBx4vvlbZ8

>> No.11270239

>>11269933
this applies to all public """"intellectuals""""

>> No.11270249

>>11269910
I wonder if he would still be an atheist if he had a better hairline...

>> No.11270272
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>>11269910
>"I, Sister Faustina Kowalska, by the order of God, have visited the Abysses of Hell so that I might tell souls about it and testify to its existence...the devils were full of hatred for me, but they had to obey me at the command of God, What I have written is but a pale shadow of the things I saw. But I noticed one thing: That most of the souls there are those who disbelieved that there is a hell."
One thing is for sure. The Hitch definitely regrets spending his life shitting on God now.

>> No.11270310

>>11270272
faustina kowalska is a kike faggot

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>>11269971
It's fucking true god damn it

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>>11269978