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Write your last words

>> No.11256165

he cute

>> No.11256171

>>11256158
burn my hard disk

>> No.11256173

he cutaneous fragmentation

>> No.11256177

>>11256158
Fuck you I'm a dragon

>> No.11256192

despacito

>> No.11256202

So this is what death feels like... tastes like chicken! *yanks bowtie, flower on lapel squirts seltzer water*

>> No.11256265

>>11256158
i thought she was you

>> No.11256266

RIP David Bowie!

>> No.11256291

Finally

>> No.11256305

>>11256158
i had to dab on them haters

>> No.11256333
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>>11256158
Lets not go back there again 1!!

>> No.11256342

>>11256158

YOU YOUNG'UNS GOT NO IDEA HOW TO HAVE FUN

HERE, YOU, HOLD MY BEER 'N WATCH THIS

>> No.11256373

Damn... never did get round to reading Proust... quick, someone tell me how it ends.

>> No.11256381

ouch

>> No.11256388

>>11256158
"Sufficit"

>> No.11256389
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>>11256305
ayyyyy

>> No.11256400

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

>> No.11256433

B... bishop... t-takes...

>> No.11256439

"My name is Mike Benis."

People might mishear me and think I said my name is My Penis ahahaha

>> No.11256451

>>11256439
My middle school principal's name was Mike Hunt, no kidding

>> No.11256489

>>11256158
-insert the name of my Beatrice equivalent-

A long time sufferer of Alighieri syndrome here.

>> No.11256494

Landian epi...s..temolo..g..gy.....

>> No.11256496

candleja

>> No.11256501

>>11256451
I don't believe you. That's the oldest name-innuendo in the book.

>> No.11256517

>>11256501
He went by Michael but once we figured it out he became "mike hunt" to us

>> No.11256522

>>11256158
u aight frog boi

>> No.11256524

>>11256451
>>11256501
My drill sergeant in Korea was named was Hyman Crusher

>> No.11256528

Dick's out for ... !

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>last words are for fools who haven't said enough
karl (the fasch basher) Marx

>> No.11256568

>>11256342
kino

>> No.11256619

Maman.

>> No.11256635

>>11256158
I-I don't f-feel so good...

>> No.11256647

Nigga, I don't feel so cute

>> No.11256693

heh.... nothin personell.. kid

>> No.11256728

> I love you Yulia, everything to her and 10% to my bro.

I like to think I'll have made provisions and said everything I need to say before my final days - even if they come suddenly. So I'll use my last words to clarify some of the most important details.

>> No.11256766

>>11256647
chuckled

>> No.11256777

>>11256728
I'd like to buy some repair powder please

>> No.11256796

>>11256158
This is urine!

>> No.11256801

"No, I'm not going to call it."

>> No.11256807

build my gallows high

>> No.11256817

Allah Akbar... *KABOOM*

>> No.11256825

>>11256817
Haha that's funny

>> No.11256854
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>>11256158
>I summon Gerfried the Iron Knight
>I...

>> No.11256858

Fade into my ass, for it is all encompassing. Let the loveblood and juices of eternal life flow over your naked orifices until I expunge you from my cavernous innards, my sweet fuckdoll.

>> No.11256861

>>11256158
My beating heart.. not so beating.

>> No.11256889

"Gather me into the artifice of eternity."

>> No.11256895

>>11256158
Nazbol gang

>> No.11257132

>>11256858
Who's the one getting penetrated here?

>> No.11257144

"Traps are gay"

>> No.11257155

is that a raincoat?

>> No.11257164

> this nigga finna get..

>> No.11257189

>be me
>lying on death bed
> baguette in one hand, cigarette in the other
> I turn and look at all my children
>in a shitty French accent I say this to them as I puff on my last cigarette
>"What is life? Life is shit, no?"
> sons all look into my eyes as my soul fades away
>"Oui, papa. Life is shit!" They cry
ded

>> No.11257192

cy@

>> No.11257213
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>>11257164

>> No.11258712

Gazpacho soup

>> No.11258734

>>11257189
>papa ou te?

>> No.11258837
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Loss of blood--my only weakness

>> No.11258847

>>11256158
*sucks teeth*

>> No.11258849

>>11256801

Finally, some delicious fucking kino

>> No.11258850

>>11256158
It's been a good, long life.

>> No.11258851

>>11256158
I shall know thee

>> No.11258892

>>11256158
Groyper by the pussy

>> No.11258910

GERONIMO!

>> No.11258998

>>11256158
Fuck fascists, communists, anarchists, and ancaps.

>> No.11259327

YEET
>dives into grave

>> No.11259332

>>11256158
I'M A-COMIN' MR PYNCHON.

Aside: I brought the bibliography of Mark Twain and Copernicus with me, as asked for.

>> No.11259749

I like trains

>> No.11259757

الله أكبر

>> No.11259758

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

>> No.11259790

>>11258910
PINOCCHIO!

>> No.11259982

>>11256400
Based

>> No.11259988

>>11256854
Came to post this

>> No.11259995

>>11256158
That was a good lolita

>> No.11260008

Hold my beer

>> No.11260015

How would i know they were my last words?

>> No.11260016

>>11256158
All this posting and shitposting...

>> No.11260024

>>11260016

I see what you did there, Button Man.

>> No.11260032

>>11260016
wuts this from again

>> No.11260074

The horror, the horror

>> No.11260126

memento mori

>> No.11260129

"I hate niggers I hate jews I hate spics and arabs too"

>> No.11260132

Traps are not gay

>> No.11260136

Thank you Earth

>> No.11260416

Moose. Indians.

>> No.11260424
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1999

>> No.11260491

fug im ded :DDDDDDDDD

>> No.11260648

>>11256158
I will never write again.

>> No.11260740

>>11256158
>I hope
"I love you."
>Most likely
"Can't wait to finally finish this draft!"

>> No.11260775

>>11256158
I'm finna get dabbed on....

>> No.11260808

simply ebin :DDDDDDDDDD

>> No.11261157

>>11256158
Thank God... I die a true American

>> No.11261306

I made it.

>> No.11261340

>>11256158
Goodnight.

>> No.11261363

"life ... is a spook"

>> No.11261378

Rot in hell you gook suckas

>> No.11262001

Everyone should listen to the final movement in the Jupiter symphony.

>> No.11262013

damn wew

>> No.11262020

>>11256158
unquote

my first words were quote

>> No.11262091

Et tu, Wojak?

>> No.11262117

>>11256158
unironically delete my history and hard drive

>> No.11262278
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>>11256158
Fuck nigga, now it's quantum immortality or bust

>> No.11262353

Takbir! Allahu Akbar!

>> No.11262886

It seems that I fucked up

>> No.11263246

Bon ! Homme qui pète n'est pas mort.

>> No.11263252

Grandad Berry

>> No.11263254

Oof.

>> No.11263259

that shit was p dank

>> No.11263262

I hope they serve ye olde dank memes in Kekistan

>> No.11263318

>>11256165
fpbp

>>11256158
My soul doth magnify the Lord, And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.

>> No.11263325

>>11256801
god i wish that were me
also, i don't think he killed her

>> No.11263993

BAZINGA *dabs*

>> No.11264020

Come on the party just got started.

>> No.11264045

Fine, I admit it. This whole time, I was actu-

>> No.11264054

>>11256158
Amen; even so come, Lord Jesus!

>> No.11264057

>>11256202
My favorite in the thread. Just imagine this being a grandparents death. How could you do anything but remember them fondly.

>> No.11264061

There can only be one...

>> No.11264086

life is like a box of shineboxes

>> No.11264117

The money is buried under a big W.

>> No.11264159

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

>> No.11264237

>>11256158
Hello what can easy Pete do for you

>> No.11264466
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>>11258998
You have ascended the body politic

>> No.11265590

SSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

>> No.11266589

I'm just going to scream "Reeee" at the top of my fucking lungs. I want to be remembered like that.

>> No.11266684

>>11266589
don't forget "fucking normies" first

>> No.11266726

I bet you're wondering how I ended up here

>> No.11266781

>>11258998
You forgot the most despicable group off all, tripfags.

>> No.11266806
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11266806

your last words

>> No.11266821

>>11258998
genuinely, what else is there? collective suicide?

>> No.11266841

>>11266821
Social democracy

>> No.11266873

>>11266841
soft-core fascism

>> No.11266884

>>11266873
Found the tankie

>> No.11266899

>>11266884
I'm leaning anarchist rn actually. Centrism is objectively the most weak-brained position, regardless of which quadrant you fall on.

>> No.11266904

It's ok. It's ok.

>> No.11267049

>>11256451
my geography teacher was called matthew pearce

>> No.11267999

Excuse me, miss death
I couldn’t help noticing you and I wondered
Would you… care to… join me for some time?... Just talking?
Im having a really… really bad night and I can’t seem to find anyone… who just… would share a moment with me without… yelling at me or something you know?
And I obviously… wouldn’t approach you in this state… were I not so unusually… intrigued
Well… there… I bared my soul to you… May I?

>> No.11268521

I'm gonna off myself tonight, so it'll probably be something like:

Alright, you're alright now, you're good.