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Anonymous Thu May 31 06:10:18 2018 No.11242675 [Reply] [Original]

>book starts with a Noun/pronoun
dropped.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 06:12:48 2018 No.11242681 >>11242675 Being a literal retard, OP continued reading my shitty vore fanfiction

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 06:13:06 2018 No.11242682 >first letter doesn’t take up entire first page

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 06:46:25 2018 No.11242742 >Book doesn't start with three adjectives and an exclamation point

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 06:55:05 2018 No.11242764 File: 61 KB, 252x221, 1496261684355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11242675 >book starts with the protag swearing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:00:46 2018 No.11242783 >book starts with words

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:07:40 2018 No.11242799 File: 206 KB, 850x500, wersm-mozart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >book starts with a piece of dialogue >book starts in the middle of an action >book starts with describing the weather >book starts with a profound one-liner

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:09:04 2018 No.11242803 >book doesn't have a packet of custom-made incense to put you into the mood of the writer's creative spirit and then start three pages in without reading the intro minimum requirement desu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:13:48 2018 No.11242812 >>11242783 >book starts with numbers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:14:18 2018 No.11242814 >>11242812 >book starts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:15:13 2018 No.11242820 File: 50 KB, 500x750, weed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11242803 >book doesn´t come with a weed pipe to put you in the authors mood

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:16:14 2018 No.11242824 >>11242814 >book

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:16:15 2018 No.11242825 >>11242814 >book

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:17:15 2018 No.11242828 File: 51 KB, 500x697, goodman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11242825 >>11242824 >13:16:14 >13:16:15

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:17:15 2018 No.11242829 >>11242824 >>11242825 >

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:18:17 2018 No.11242833 >>11242829

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:19:12 2018 No.11242837 >>

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:19:48 2018 No.11242838 >

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:24:37 2018 No.11242850 >11242799 >book starts with a piece of dialogue >book starts in the middle of an action these are literally fine

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:25:52 2018 No.11242853 File: 68 KB, 499x474, 5c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11242850 >book starts fine

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:27:05 2018 No.11242856 >reading the book instead of watching the movie pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:29:30 2018 No.11242863 >>11242833 >He doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:46:58 2018 No.11242883 >>11242863 ▲ ▲ ▲

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:48:50 2018 No.11242884 >Book starts with a quote about war

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 07:55:52 2018 No.11242898 >>11242884 >war, war never changes

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 08:02:38 2018 No.11242915 File: 126 KB, 1024x768, initial.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >book doesn't start with a initial/drop cap

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 08:26:33 2018 No.11242973 >>11242828 >13

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 08:30:02 2018 No.11242982 >>11242856 >watching the movie instead of watching a yt parody of it It's like you love to waste your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:00:40 2018 No.11243056 >>11242764 This one is actually bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:12:50 2018 No.11243094 >>11242783 >book starts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:22:19 2018 No.11243126 File: 1.52 MB, 275x206, 1504646403218.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >book contains pages

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:24:31 2018 No.11243136 >>11242799 >book starts in medias res every time. Wtf is going on?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:25:23 2018 No.11243141 >>11243094 >>11242814

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:27:34 2018 No.11243150 Is this Superman? Does /lit/ watch capekino?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:27:36 2018 No.11243151 >Book starts with symbols with any significance.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:27:57 2018 No.11243154 >book is written in words that you can find in dictionaries

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:30:28 2018 No.11243163 >book is written

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:31:27 2018 No.11243167 .

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:34:29 2018 No.11243175 >>11243167 >the 30 year old boomer who thinks that leaving dots in 4chin threads will get him notifications like it's Facebook

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:36:57 2018 No.11243185 >book has a forward, and introduction, a preamble, and a poem before the book actually starts Btw none of these reductitionist meme answers have been funny at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 09:39:26 2018 No.11243196 >book is

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 10:08:56 2018 No.11243293 >book has

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 11:20:29 2018 No.11243575 >book starts with lower case

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 11:48:52 2018 No.11243706 >>11243136 Normies have the attention span of a peanut. Check any writing guide, everybody preaches so hard about the hook they forget about tone and pace.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 12:03:06 2018 No.11243772 >book

>>	Anonymous Thu May 31 12:29:09 2018 No.11243872 >>11243772 >starts