/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11220596]

*puts down Economist magazine*
*drinks black coffee whilst listening to WQXR new sounds stream*
*checks investments on phone*
*starts reading a fat nonfiction NYT notable book*

Ask a sophisticated adult anything

[Anonymous No.11220601]

>>11220596
>*checks investments on phone*
but it's sunday anon. only degenerates trade forex, and all other markets are closed.

[Anonymous No.11220619]

>>11220596
*puts down heavily tabbed and cut out copy of Granta*
*drinks Matè from ethically sourced guampa*
*listens to user18081971's soundcloud*
*checks latest Litecoin prices on his google glass*
*flips through the latest NYRB release*

[Anonymous No.11220745]

>>11220596
If you swap the first two letters of the sign "BOX SETS" then you get "SEX BOTS"
>illuminati confirmed

pic semi-related

[Anonymous No.11220785]

Tell me, do you have a dog?

[Anonymous No.11220796]

*puts down Shonen jump*
*drinks monster energy drink whilst listening to joe rogan telling jaime to zoom in on those gorillas, those fuckers will fuck you up*
*asks mommy for birthday money early *
*reads wiki page and pretends to have read the book*

[Anonymous No.11221436]

>>11220601
>only degenerates trade forex

Let me guess, you trade crypto ?

[Anonymous No.11221467]

>>11220785
Im dog-sitting right now and I want to kill the little fucker.
>try to sleep
>all I hear is him fucking licking and making disgusting sounds so I lock him in the bathroom and he cries
>take him for a walk
>he shits on the neighbors lawn in front of them so I can't even sneak away
>sits next to me while I play piano and cries
>ghastly farts
How did schoppy enjoy these fucking dreadful animals

[Anonymous No.11221516]

>puts down Anna Karenina
>drinks heavily creamed and sugared Starbucks coffee whilst listening to Joanna Newsom
>checks the likes on an Instagram picture I took of AK with a pack of Camel Blues
>hates smoking but does it to look "literary"
>browses writer quotes on Tumblr instead of reading
Why am I like this

[Anonymous No.11221708]

>>11220596
*puts down The New Criterion
*drinks 7-11 coffee while listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast
*checks tinder on phone
*starts reading fat sociology textbook

[Anonymous No.11221718]

>>11220596

lol sweetie, the economist might as well be time magazine nowadays

[Anonymous No.11221746]

*puts down Maps of Meaning*
*drinks spring water whilst listening to Sam Harris podcast*
*mutes Jordan Peterson Destroys Leftists and SJWs! compilation video*
*checks Patreon account on phone (it's still zero, nobody has sponsored my YouTube video essays explaining how the gender gap is a neomarxist conspiracy)*
*starts reading The Gulag Archipelago*

Ask an enlightened, independent free-thinker anything

[Anonymous No.11221795]

>>11220745
go back

[Anonymous No.11221824]

>puts down boards.4chan.org/lit/catalog
>reaches for now empty water cup whilst staring blankly at the google chrome new tab page
>opens LINE app to check for messages (I like the stickers)
>slightly shifts copy of Don Quixote further from keyboard
Ask a man who just ate 20 packets of Gushers anything

[Anonymous No.11221867]

>>11221708
What kind of person am I meant to picture when I read this

[Anonymous No.11221926]

*sets library on fire*
*smashes all the taps in the house*
*destroys all manufactured technological devices
*forgets how to use language*

sidnasoin sandoubas oudsba sabubaobdo

[Anonymous No.11221985]

>>11221824
>line
weeaboos pls go to /a/ and stay there

[Anonymous No.11222000]

>>11221867
Whatever kind you want, home skizzle bo dizzle