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What do I answer?

>> No.11186531

>>11186496
a novel

>> No.11186533

>>11186496
"its apart of the meme trilogy"

>> No.11186545

>>11186496
A recently rediscovered Shakespeare play.

>> No.11186551

"Start with the Greeks, my delicious little λουλούδι."

>> No.11186556

>>11186496
Call her a fucking pleb

>> No.11186581

>>11186496
Say I can take you fine dining or onto a highway to hell which would you like bahbay?

>> No.11186583

>>11186496
Is that a joke?

>> No.11186586

>>11186496
she already knows

>> No.11186605

She's a feminist who is trolling you. You shouldn't have mentioned it, it's a fucking meme. Liking it screams wasteman to women.

>> No.11186611

Lemme phillip your pussy with my dick bb

>> No.11186625

>>11186496
It's her reaction when you drop your trousers

>> No.11186632

>>11186496
"Don't you know how to use a search engine you filthy whore?"

>> No.11186633

>>11186586

>> No.11186654

>>11186605
>wasteman
good meme

>> No.11186661

>>11186586
this. start quoting Ted Kaczynski's manifesto, it never fails

>> No.11187820

>>11186496
book by a youtuber - Elliot Rodger

>> No.11188200

>>11186496
"Not going to make it"

>> No.11188821

>>11186496
Harry Potter fanfic

>> No.11188847

>>11186496
"You ever see the film "The Ring"? Well its kinda like that except it makes you stick your dick in the microwave even though thats technically impossible"

>> No.11188849

"Garbage. Wanna fuck?"

>> No.11188850

>>11186496
>she hasn't read the meme trilogy
pleb

>> No.11188866

>>11186605
Almost definitely this. The only thing art hoes hate more than imaginary dudebros who only read Hemingway is imaginary dudebros who only read Infinite Jest

>> No.11188915

Come on, really? This divine group of pages is my Bible, and every other enlightened person's. The way the nicely fitted words make my mind melt is most definitely an act of God. You must read this right away if you plan on having any semblance of a meaningful life. I warn you if you do not heed this warning you're life will crumble in a million pieces. Lucky for you I have time to go over the most important parts and to make sure it's message makes it's way to your beautifully shaped head. Message me your number and I promise you will not regret it.

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11188926

>>11186496
"only the greatest novel ever written; it's probably the only thing worth reading.1 i could show you the rest of the collection (that's Gravity's Rainbow by Pinecone (LOL) and Ulysses by James Joyce) back at my basement, m'lady2

1. besides DFW's other works, of course ;)
2. please don't leave me i'm so alone"

>> No.11189073

>>11186605
what is a wasteman?

>> No.11189097

>>11189073
Wastewater treatment plant operator

>> No.11189949

Whatever you say, make sure to include at least 2 levels of endnotes.

>> No.11190107

>>11188847
You meant head retard. Try reading the book.