what do i read to become a pseud

[Anonymous No.11186122]

i want to become a pseud and become known as that one smartboy who is well read and know everything

one problem i have read basically nothing, i just troll /lit/

here is the complete list of books i have read:
> crime & punishment
> infinite jest
> the stranger
> jp 12 rules
> blood meridian (i just finished it 30 minutes ago)

what do i read next?? i figure i should get some classics out of the way like homer and divine comedy to be able to understand other stuff


maybe some short ones would be more bang for buck just to make the list longer and more diverse

[Anonymous No.11186126]

sam hyde really let himself go after his show got cancelled godamn

[Anonymous No.11186145]

Gogol desu

[Anonymous No.11186154]

>>11186122
Plato's dialogs are short
Epictitus' Enchiridion or Aurelius' Meditations
anything people have heard of but never read but at the same time lot of the classics are long

[Anonymous No.11186159]

>>11186154
awesome thanks

[Anonymous No.11186169]

>>11186122
protip: you don't need to actually read all (or any) of the classics to look smart to normies you just have to give off the impression that you have read them