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>friday night
>raining heavily
>reading The Book of Disquiet in ***seattle-based coffee franchise shop***
>comfy by the fireplace
>white girl in black north face vest and black yoga pants approaches counter
>"emmmmm... *smacks lips* exca-USE me. you did NOT put whipped cream in my venti mocha frappe with extra syrup"
>slouch into couch and yell "YO. THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>black barista sucks his teeth and says "you aite white boi"
>hear "he cute" from the drive-through girl

>> No.11175353

>>11175350
why is he so dapper lads? how does he do it?

>> No.11175375

>>11175353
and you KNOW hes rocking timbs out of frame

>> No.11175382

>>11175353
A carefree swagger with refined edge

>> No.11175441

>>11175350
this one doesnt even make sense but i laughed anyway

>> No.11175469

>>11175353
By dabbin on niggas

>> No.11175494
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>>11175350
STOP STEALING MY MEMES

>> No.11175551

>>11175494
that is one ugly dude

>> No.11175569

>>11175350
Based

>> No.11175572

>>11175350
transcendent autism

>> No.11175578
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>>11175350

>> No.11175584

How's everyone's Friday going? My girlfriend is asleep upstairs. I'm sitting here with the doors open, posting on /lit/, petting my dog, and reading a Fritz Lang biography. Comfy/10

>> No.11175592

>>11175584
>my girlfriends asleep upstairs

Lol shes fucking d'brickishaw right now bro

>> No.11175616

>>11175578
who's*

>> No.11175637

>>11175584
Threatened to kick my girlfriends dad's alchy ass. The saddest part is that I'm the first person to stand up for her like that.

>> No.11175644

>>11175637
>has to resort to fucking low self esteem chicks from degenerate lineage

thank god i never sank that low to get ass

>> No.11175655

>>11175644
man, my first "girlfriend" (who i only ever got to second base with and was kissing all the other dudes i knew at the same time) was always talking about getting hit by her father. she honestly turned out surprisingly okay, with only 2 kids, 1 from her long time now husband. her dad is dead and i think she might have been making up the beating stories for high school drama attention
TLDR : life is strange

>> No.11175660

>>11175655
i don't get how people consider someone they aren't fucking their gf? is that a normie thing

>> No.11175664

>>11175375
kys

>> No.11175699

god damn youtube has so many fucking ads now, i guess they really want me to install apple music on this laptop, fuck google

>> No.11175714

>>11175699
>2018
>still not using adblock
dude are you like fucking 80 years old or what

>> No.11175715

>sucks his teeth
what an ugly combination of words

>> No.11175721

>>11175714
i have a hosts file with like 100s of domans in it, but i didnt bother adblock i just use this laptop to beat my meat on the weekend

>> No.11175764

>>11175715
think of a purebred stallion doing it, and it seems sort of pretty, in a carnal, animalistic sort of way

>> No.11175773

>>11175584
I had a pretty good Friday night. I drank beer, flirted with a slutty waitress in front of my girlfriend, ate fried fish, drank more beer, and talked baseball with my dad. Feeling like a fine all American lad sipping more beer as we speak.

>> No.11175828

>>11175773
Glad to hear it. Keep up the good work.

>> No.11175922

damn... friday night is over.... everyone is going to sleep.... books for this feel?

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