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>Reading moby dick at starbucks
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS WHALE BOUTTA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>Queequeg sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the first mates

>> No.11165424

2/10

>> No.11165431

>>11165418
Queequeg is sexy

>> No.11165434
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>> No.11165440

>>11165431
T. mentally ill homo perverting the finest book American Literature has produced.

>> No.11165442

>>11165440
Same applies to OP thread.

>> No.11165451
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>> No.11165453

>>11165440
>finest work of American lit
You say that like it means something

>> No.11165463

>>11165418
>4chan's monomyth

>> No.11165486

>>11165453
I think he’s trying to bait you into arguing about the sexual undertones in the book.

>> No.11165525

>>11165418
damn i wishin i woulda sho been dere

>> No.11165540

>>11165437
Finna is just slang for gonna. Saying gonna boutta is redundant. I don't know if this is a part of your goofy little meme but if you really want the negro to say you're aight, whiteboi, don't actually say "finna boutta" in real life because it doesn't make sense.

>> No.11165548

>>11165540
>prescriptivist ebonics

>> No.11165567

>>11165540
Finna means "fixing-to" dumb ass.
Finna go to the store means I want to go to the store.
Tryna go to the store is trying to go to the store.

>> No.11165568

>>11165540
language is alive, not a dead body submitted to your petrified petty logic.

>> No.11165604

>>11165540
The point of the joke is to approximate negro customs while simultaneously maintaining an ironic distance to them. The frog isn't trying to sincerely win the friendship of capeshit loving blacks, he's merely hinting at the fact that he's got them all figured out. In this scenario he gets to enjoy the benefits of a conformist lifestyle while covertly declaring his innate opposition to that very lifestyle. It's every 4chan anon's power fantasy.

>> No.11165612

>>11165540
are you autistic

>> No.11165642

>>11165540
put me in the screencap

>> No.11165675

>>11165418
Should've been
>"YO THIS WHALE FINNA GET DABBED ON"

>> No.11165677

>its another /lit/ steals from /tv/ episode

admit it, /tv/ has the cultural hegemony hold over this board

>> No.11165681

>>11165548
>>11165567
>>11165568
>>11165604
>>11165612
>>11165642
Ayo im finna boutta ascend to memehalla with alla you's (You)s

>> No.11165693

>>11165681
oh shit.......i got baited!

>> No.11165700

>>11165681
a haahahah lol! he was only pretending to be retarded!

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>>11165681
is u playin or what nigga

>> No.11165711

>>11165418
>one of the first mates

>> No.11165737
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why are there no ebonics literature?????

>> No.11165741

>>11165704
Is you finish or is you done?

>> No.11165754

>>11165737
*why thurr be no reel nigga books

>> No.11165785

>>11165434
Oh, to be 17 again...

>> No.11165787

>>11165737
there is. Wardine be cry being a notable example

>> No.11165794

>>11165737
AYO hol up hol up hol up *smacks lips* you be finna gunna boutta *accepts food stamps* say that we wuz LITERATURE AND SHEEEIT???

>> No.11165799

>>11165604
>In this scenario he gets to enjoy the benefits of a conformist lifestyle while covertly declaring his innate opposition to that very lifestyle. It's every 4chan anon's power fantasy.

So, anon is adamantly contrarian, even to his own thoughts and desires?

>> No.11165804

>>11165418
*hands on eyes monkey**hands on ears monkey**hands on mouth monkey* yo dis shiet fa rl?