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The whole population of the universe is tied up in front of the trolley, but if you snap your fingers, the trolley will only kill half. Do you do it, /lit/?

>> No.11145416

>>11145406
Save an aryan qt and repopulate the earth.

>> No.11145420

>>11145406
I jump in front of the trolley and die with them

Let us end it all

>> No.11145424

>>11145406
Can't snap fingers, joint problem.

>> No.11145427

The universe is a spook

>> No.11145476

>>11145406
no

>> No.11145482
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11145482

>>11145406
Brainlet-tier problem.
Put on some big boy shoes.

>> No.11145555

>>11145482
>highschool probability math
>big boy shoes

dude

>> No.11145697

>>11145406
>>11145482
These problems only mean something when family/friends are involved. For example, I would have a hard time choosing between my kids and my whole extended family, provided the kids weren't recently born.

>> No.11145811

>>11145482
>>11145406
What about:
>Let all humanity die; or
>So.yboys and african women survive

>> No.11145825

>>11145406
I can't snap my fingers if I'm tied up

>> No.11145864

Fuck u thanos and your malthusian understanding of population growth

>> No.11145877

>>11145864
how very kafkaesque of you, whole post just to showcase knowing a word

>> No.11145889

>>11145877
thanks

>> No.11145895

>>11145889
you're welcome

>> No.11145907

this is legitimately a better question

>> No.11146052
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>>11145482

>> No.11146057

>>11145811
I'll go with the former, thank you very much.

>> No.11146058

>>11145406
>but if you snap your fingers, the trolley will only kill half.
depends how hep the band playing is

>> No.11146079

>>11145420
came here to post this.
nuke us.

>> No.11146125

>>11145406
the real question is, whats God gonna give me if I save His precious children from extinction?

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11146272

>>11145482

>> No.11146309

>>11146125
we've exhausted his love for us.

>> No.11146376

>>11145406
I don't know how to snap :(

>> No.11147117

>>11145877
The bitter irony is his misuse, Thanos should be capitalized.

>> No.11147615

>>11147117
you mean decapitated_